The Moderator Drama Summarized

[Queequeg]

April Fools Day is retarded.

 

[The Holmes]

I was enthralled until the rick roll link. Well played, Jannies.

 

[msd]

I unzip my wizard hat and throw fireball at u, do you dodge

Continue? y/n

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Read the thread retard. It was answered several times already.

Terms should be defined at the start. It is in the thread but the word came up so many times before the explanation that people are looking it up so they can follow along.

Our jannies are autistic. It is very sweet.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Are you saying that she emulates her idol Chantal?????
Who would’ve thought?????

 

[FiveStarAce]

GOOD JOB!

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Lmao, good joke this year

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I unzip my wizard hat and throw fireball at u, do you dodge

Continue? y/n

Y

I dodge

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The only thing I've gotten from this thread is GOTIS is real and can afflict any web community that allows women to take part in it.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Am I the only one not gooning these days?

 

[WelperHelper99]

If this isn't April fools, Burning Fanatic, why?

 

[ReggieRiceFields]

if you needed more proof that most people here don't even read the threads, let alone click links, when they get featured, this is it i guess.

Why would you click a link on KF? It's much better to fill in the gaps with your mind.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I knew it once she kept asking me for more Amhole Erotica for wank material.

 

[The Last Stand]

Let's appreciate that this man staged some drama for our entertainment.

 

[gayberouse]

 

[UnKillFill]

April Fools day is retard and gay and I won't have sex with it.

 

[Oxyjen]

I unzip my wizard hat and throw fireball at u, do you dodge

Continue? y/n

Is this ERP?

 

[umami's milk]

"I'M NOT OWNED!" Collection:

Edit: I don’t care if it is a joke, I meant it.

I don't get if it's supposed to be fake or not. At least Null's post was somewhat believable bullshit and a reference to Musk, this is just a "woman mod behaved like an autist on this website for autistic people".

Edit: Ayo hol' up, the entire thread was just an April Fools' troll? Doesn't matter, it was real in my mind.

ok after having read the OP i am not really sure what to make of this whole situation, i see two possible interpretations:

1) some guys were enjoying some nice old fashioned ironic shitposting, some other guys were being autistic and took it seriously, and accused them of being depraved gooners for real.
2) some guys were being depraved gooners for real, and when found out by the others they tried to hide behind the veneer of ironic shitposting.

i can't really tell which one is accurate at this point


// oh and of course there's option 3: it's all a big april fools joke that the jannies are playing on the users

yeah this whole thread is a meme, nice one jannies

Yes I know it's an april fools. Sue me.

Suggest rolling out premium dunce hats for these esteemed individuals.

 

[Space Police]

So is ADHD a tranny?

 

[Chibitzen]

So sad to hear about this very unfortunate incident. May I suggest Rekieta's former moderator, Mandy, as the most qualified direct replacement for the autistic femmod. They're not actually a woman, so that's a bonus, right?