The mermaid question

[SandyCat]

Which one would you choose to bang?

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Mermaids are mammals, so they'd have dolphin pussy. Take that information and do with it as you will.

Dolphin Snatch doesn't look bad tbh

 

[DumbDude42]

A obviously would make for a better girlfriend, but can't have children so that sucks
B looks like it can have children, but it's a mindless beast so that sucks too

maybe the best solution is to cut them both up and frankenstein the pieces back together to make a real girl, and discard the fish parts (or cook them for dinner)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

BTW if Troy McClure were real and the rumors were true, he wouldn't mind either way.

 

[Xenomorph]

Centaurs
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[Marissa Moira]

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Naga plz

 

[R00T]

Let's get to the heart of the question:

Number of (human) holes available
and
Your personal preference

Remember - if you choose a fish-hole, you're a furry (scaley?)

I think they’re slimeys when they’re worms or fish.

 

[Xenomorph]

Naga plz

she can slither over me anytime

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Mermaid questions and fantasies...

Spoiler: NSFW

Obviously, I'd take A.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I stand by my original statement.
The only things that matter are:
the available holes
and
your predilection for said holes

 

[BrunoMattei]

she can slither over me anytime

 

[Mr. Bung]

The first one, you can tit-fuck a girl with a beautiful face, kiss her, and talk to her. The second one is basically a flesh light attached to half a giant fish. It's a choice between sort-of sex with an beautiful exotic woman or nasty degenerate fetish sex.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The first one, you can tit-fuck a girl with a beautiful face, kiss her, and talk to her. The second one is basically a flesh light attached to half a giant fish. It's a choice between sort-of sex with an beautiful exotic woman or nasty degenerate fetish sex.

>talk
anyway.
Back to my premise.
HOLES. WHICH DO YOU PREFER.

 

[Mr. Bung]

>talk
anyway.
Back to my premise.
HOLES. WHICH DO YOU PREFER.

I mean, if you want to simplify it like that the first one has a pretty mouth. We don't know what the vagina on the second one looks like. If I like apples more than pears but I'm given the choice between a semi-rotten apple or a fresh pear I'm going to take the pear...

 

[Sad Chad]

You’re all fucking degenerates. Have sex with fish women A, the way God intended.