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I hope your day is really shitty you filthy cunt.

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Happy Christian Love Day to the wonderful fungal princes of the Farms, our lovely Ms. Isabella Janke. May you have many more Christian Love Days and I hope the complementary carpet cleaning service funded via the Farms can get the piss stains out of your carpets. Only for the best for our glow daddies little princess!
 
One year closer to death Bella!
Time to get your spores out there to multiply!
 
Congratulations on wasting another year worth of oxygen and resources, idfk im not good at saying scathing shit...

EDIT: Good job lass, now you look like you wanna copystrike a Swedish gamer and feed vodka to kittens
 
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Happy Birthday Bella! You're one year and one step closer to fully transitioning to a portabello mushroom. We're so proud of you
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Happy birthday Bella. I hope you get a wonderful day with lots of fun, maybe daddy will give you a good painful fucking in the ass tonight as birthday present?
 
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