”There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.”
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For real, everyone knows that CIA actually stands for Cock In Ass.
Hey guys I heard "Orchids for Mother" is pretty much nonfiction. Did you really all touch tips in boarding school? Seems more and more likely.
Blow it out your ass
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Remember, the CIA was defeated by Island beaners in '61. Then denied any involvement until late 90's.
"Teflon piss king" - Grok 2026
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There's no point running a 2021 KF Lolcow Of The Year poll. Just give ILJ the award now.
706.99999999~
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If feds can't even take down KiwiFarms I'm getting a little skeptical of the Bin Laden killing.
You have been bаnned! (N-word in username)
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I hate women and minorities
land of the scared
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a SEAL is the most cringe occupation
Aye ya limey wanker get that off the television!
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My fellow "Americans," I'd just like to just once again say that I did not have a relationship with my mother, it was yours .
Flies buzzing, playing death's tune.
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I wonder what cup size she is
36DD, but that's in Victoria's Secret bras (which tend to be "generous.")
I huck rocks at Namekians from my Lifted Truck
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36DD, but that's in Victoria's Secret bras (which tend to be "generous.")
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Don't forget she stuffs!
I think you're gay & dumb.
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Ave true to Caesar. #JustLegionThings
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When the CIA is bought out by amazon & is sent after the farms.
Tfw a schizo internet meme is more powerful than your almighty faggot alphabet agency.
Terry will outlive all you cocksuckers. Go. Fuck. Yourselves. Jannies.
S P E R G Z E R K E R
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Federal spiels? Under my wheels.
Please read all posts in the voice of Neco-Arc
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Leave us alone, glowies. We're just a bunch of retards on a gossip forum. We all know a bunch of you were recruited from BYU and need to blow off steam as much as we do.
I think you're gay & dumb.
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Get fucked,
Merry christmas. Eat the chip.
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The CIA failed to take over Cuba, and they can't even take down this site. Why are we scared of them again?
The CIA failed to take over Cuba, and they can't even take down this site. Why are we scared of them again?
Glowing means radiation so they are damaged. No way to fix them.
The more you talk the smarter Tay gets
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The CIA failed to take over Cuba, and they can't even take down this site. Why are we scared of them again?
They have fungal bioweapons
I do not want my nails to rot off