Hey
@Dread First, in your evaluation, what disqualified Gentoo? Just didn't want to build stuff? ChromeOS builds off of Gentoo, so there's corporate support for Gentoo from that angle these days.
I know the Gentoo project is pozzed to hell and back, it's been pozzed to hell and back ever since Daniel Robbins left the project, but honestly? Wisdom from people like
@AmpleApricots way back when made unfucking Gentoo nontrivial but still doable (fun fact: AmpleApricots-senpai was the reason I learned how to do an EFISTUB like a normal person instead of relying on the horrible monstrosity that is GRUB). I blamed compile times for not wanting to give Gentoo a fair shake, but that's only half the answer.
a) Compile times for most software ain't as bad as they were in decades prior; post-AM4 hardware basically means everyone has a hex-core amd64v3 processor with an assload of cache and dozens of GB worth of RAM that we could only dream of in the "good ol' days." Y'know what actually got worse? All the software I basically live out of... y'know, like Firefox, LibreOffice, and so on. Yeah, I know the binaries exist for good reason. But therein lies the fucking problem: there are still no shortage of compile time flags, USE flags, or whatever the fuck else that would be
really nice to take advantage of... but I'm over here sitting and staring for like an hour or two while Portage compiles everything. Yeah yeah yeah, it's an overengineering problem because lesser web browsers and office programs can compile [finger snap] just like that. Still don't make it suck any less.
b) I'm gonna be completely honest: skill issue is the other half I neglected to disclose. There are tons of options at your disposal, USE itself is the name of the game, don't neglect learning SLOTs either, and the Gentoo handbook (to the best of my knowledge) only gets you up to the base text-only system, and you need to still bootstrap the rest of the way there. That's on top of the Gentoo handbook guiding you through the source compile way the whole damn time without a digression on getting the binary kernel up and running. Yes, all of these are problems individually that can be solved... but I ain't got the patience for all that. Maybe if I were 15 years old again with a horrible sense of budgeting my time, I would go all-in. Those days are long gone.