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- May 19, 2021
It's a well-known fact that, in general, online communities are generally pretty gay places, engrossed in gay community drama. Of course, most online communities are created because their members have some kind of mutual interest, like chess, or laughing at trannies, or saying nigger on the Internet. Imagine, if you will, a place where the gayness is the point. Imagine...
In practice, this means all the statuses that a wiki user could ever want, as long as they can master the terminology. And there is A LOT of terminology. Here's a """simplified""" chart created by the LGBTA Wiki to explain the Celestial System:
If you're just willing to put in the work, you could be Asteroidian, and then you will have ALL OF THE GENDERS.
The Galactican System works in much the same way, because one space themed gender shit cloud wasn't enough for the Advanced Gay connoisseurs of the LGBTA Wiki (quick tip- nothing is ever enough for them). Here's the breakdown of the Galactican System:
Celestian Link | Celestian Archive https://archive.md/57gqK
Galactican Link | Galactican Archive https://archive.md/wip/WgkZq
If you don't know what any of those words meant, don't worry, neither does anyone else. The TL;DR of the situation is essentially that anything at all can be a gender. That tree in your backyard? That's a gender. The foul ball you caught at a baseball game? That's a gender too. The Mexican-American War? What a heckin' valid gender, frienderoo! As you might imagine, things get fun around here. Because the LGBTA wiki is so deeply immersed in lefty culture, all sorts of oppression can be manufactured into genders of their very own! Remember the autigender randomtext.txt? That wasn't a joke.
There's also a gender for everyone who's angry that the White Colonizers took muh genders away when they landed on the Western Hemisphere.
And if your gender is so genderly gendered that you want to trademark it, have a nominalgender!
If you're interested in doing more research into xenogenders, a good place to start is the main xenogender page.
Xenogender Link | Xenogender Archive https://archive.md/et54O
At one time, the point of asexuality was being asexual. However, blatant contradictions like this are now allowed to exist, and everyone has to treat them as if there is no conflict between one genderologist's new discovery and the existing gender framework. Hence, Ageosexuality.
Other times, these statuses exist seemingly for the sake of existing, such as Joyfriend and its much more entertaining alternative, "Goyfriend."
What is a joyfriend? How does one become or classify themselves as a joyfriend? Nobody knows!
It's slightly more difficult to find these pages, because they usually don't have very many links to them. However, they're out there if you're willing to put in the work.
Link to Ageosexual | Archive for Ageosexual https://archive.md/wip/uJlKE
Link to Joyfriend | Archive for Joyfriend https://archive.md/wip/5PXhD
These genders don't materialize out of thin air, of course. For every autistic, genderspecial page on the Wiki, there's an autistic, genderspecial faggot who made it. Most of the interactions of these people take place in the "Blog Posts" section of the Wiki, which is located on the home page. It usually doesn't take much digging to find some kind of gay (of course) community drama going on in the Blog section. Case in point, this guy's Kool-Aid tap has recently been shut off, and he wrote a post about it. Here's a hint for you, Ezra- the whole community is like that, they just hide it better.
Link | Archive https://archive.md/wip/G42Cf
Below him, another user is having a DEMIGIRL GENDER CRISIS, and needs URGENT HELP RIGHT AWAY.
Link | Archive https://archive.md/wip/NaLpG
There are literally hundreds of these little excerpts assorted around the Wiki, and they're ripe for the cataloging. They can be found under the blog posts category of the Wiki, and recent interactions are right on the home page.
Link to Blog Posts Category | Archive of Blog Posts Category https://archive.md/wip/kY8DR
Dyspraxigender Link | Dyspraxigender Archive https://archive.md/wip/dkfys
There are numerous troll pages sprinkled around the wiki which have been preserved for "purely educational purposes." If you see one of these warnings above a page, you're in for a good time.
Link to Janny Profile | Archive of Janny Profile
The LGBTA Wiki
Wiki Articles
In most circles, the term LGBT means exactly what the acronym implies- a person who is LGBT is some form of gay or transgender. Of course, this isn't good enough for the valiant folx of the LGBTA Wiki. First and foremost, the purpose of the wiki is statusmongering. While you can't be, for example, gay and a lesbian at the same time, there are plenty of genders and sexualities that are created for the explicit purpose of gaining the sweet, sweet attention that the members of the LGBTA wiki have long been denied by mom and dad (or dad and dad, or mom and mom, or two dads and one mom, or two moms and one dad, or twenty dads and one Galapagos penguin...).The Celestial / Galactian Systems
Perhaps the best case study of this phenomenon is the Celestial and Galactian Systems. I'll let the LGBTA Wiki explain it themselves-In practice, this means all the statuses that a wiki user could ever want, as long as they can master the terminology. And there is A LOT of terminology. Here's a """simplified""" chart created by the LGBTA Wiki to explain the Celestial System:
If you're just willing to put in the work, you could be Asteroidian, and then you will have ALL OF THE GENDERS.
The Galactican System works in much the same way, because one space themed gender shit cloud wasn't enough for the Advanced Gay connoisseurs of the LGBTA Wiki (quick tip- nothing is ever enough for them). Here's the breakdown of the Galactican System:
Celestian Link | Celestian Archive https://archive.md/57gqK
Galactican Link | Galactican Archive https://archive.md/wip/WgkZq
Unintelligible Gendershit- Part Deux (Xenogenders and assorted spergery)
However, there are countless other opportunities to be special if you want to stick it to society, but don't want to get involved in the Gender Space Venn Diagrams of Doom. In fact, this is why the xenogender was created. Again, it's probably best to let the LGBTA Wiki do the explaining:If you don't know what any of those words meant, don't worry, neither does anyone else. The TL;DR of the situation is essentially that anything at all can be a gender. That tree in your backyard? That's a gender. The foul ball you caught at a baseball game? That's a gender too. The Mexican-American War? What a heckin' valid gender, frienderoo! As you might imagine, things get fun around here. Because the LGBTA wiki is so deeply immersed in lefty culture, all sorts of oppression can be manufactured into genders of their very own! Remember the autigender randomtext.txt? That wasn't a joke.
There's also a gender for everyone who's angry that the White Colonizers took muh genders away when they landed on the Western Hemisphere.
And if your gender is so genderly gendered that you want to trademark it, have a nominalgender!
If you're interested in doing more research into xenogenders, a good place to start is the main xenogender page.
Xenogender Link | Xenogender Archive https://archive.md/et54O
Unintelligible Gendershit Part Trois- What the Fuck is this Thing?
Due to the somewhat slapdash nature of the gender status stack that the LGBTA Wiki has built, there exist in random places around the wiki genders and sexualities that don't quite fit anywhere, but are incredibly funny nevertheless. If you happen to see one of these, it's very likely that it conflicts with some other gender around the Wiki. However, each term is equally valid, and MUST BE RESPECTED. For example, this is a type of asexuality that the LGBTA Wiki has come up with.At one time, the point of asexuality was being asexual. However, blatant contradictions like this are now allowed to exist, and everyone has to treat them as if there is no conflict between one genderologist's new discovery and the existing gender framework. Hence, Ageosexuality.
Other times, these statuses exist seemingly for the sake of existing, such as Joyfriend and its much more entertaining alternative, "Goyfriend."
What is a joyfriend? How does one become or classify themselves as a joyfriend? Nobody knows!
It's slightly more difficult to find these pages, because they usually don't have very many links to them. However, they're out there if you're willing to put in the work.
Link to Ageosexual | Archive for Ageosexual https://archive.md/wip/uJlKE
Link to Joyfriend | Archive for Joyfriend https://archive.md/wip/5PXhD
The LGBTA Wiki Community and Sources of Entertainment
Blog Post Drama
These genders don't materialize out of thin air, of course. For every autistic, genderspecial page on the Wiki, there's an autistic, genderspecial faggot who made it. Most of the interactions of these people take place in the "Blog Posts" section of the Wiki, which is located on the home page. It usually doesn't take much digging to find some kind of gay (of course) community drama going on in the Blog section. Case in point, this guy's Kool-Aid tap has recently been shut off, and he wrote a post about it. Here's a hint for you, Ezra- the whole community is like that, they just hide it better.
Link | Archive https://archive.md/wip/G42Cf
Below him, another user is having a DEMIGIRL GENDER CRISIS, and needs URGENT HELP RIGHT AWAY.
Link | Archive https://archive.md/wip/NaLpG
There are literally hundreds of these little excerpts assorted around the Wiki, and they're ripe for the cataloging. They can be found under the blog posts category of the Wiki, and recent interactions are right on the home page.
Link to Blog Posts Category | Archive of Blog Posts Category https://archive.md/wip/kY8DR
Dang Dirty Trolls and Their Antics
Unfortunately, things aren't all sunshine and bastardized versions of the rainbow on the LGBTA Wiki. Since its members are all so genderspecial and oppressed on the Internet, they attract a lot of trolls. Troll interactions on the LGBTA Wiki usually go something like this:- Troll finds the LGBTA Wiki, and creates an intentionally ridiculous gender or sexuality for the purposes of blending it in with the rest of the wiki.
- Regular users fawn over how great the shiny new gender is, and incorporate it into their lore.
- Oh no! The user who made this thing is a troll! The troll is banned to preserve the safety of the hugbox.
- The gender the troll made sticks around, because someone has already adopted it and EVERY IDENTITY IS VALID.
Dyspraxigender Link | Dyspraxigender Archive https://archive.md/wip/dkfys
There are numerous troll pages sprinkled around the wiki which have been preserved for "purely educational purposes." If you see one of these warnings above a page, you're in for a good time.
The Fabled Discord Server
The tendrils of the LGBTA Wiki don't stop at the edges of the site itself. In the Discord Server Personal Army Thread, @Soccerballs69 clued me into the existence of an LGBTA Wiki server, which apparently has a whole lot of good content on it. If any Kiwis have managed to make your way in there over the course of your online travels, consider this your call to activation.Conclusion
I am by no means an expert on everything that goes on in the LGBTA Wiki. There are currently almost 6,000 pages on that hellhole, and this OP hasn't covered even a fraction of a fraction of them. There's a huge amount of content left to be extracted from the LGBTA Wiki, both that which currently exists and what might come of the place in the future. As Current Year gets ever more Current Year, the LGBTA Wiki will get even more ridiculous, and I'm looking forward to it.2/8/22 Edit:
The LGBTA Wiki is being kicked off of Fandom on 2/15/22, due to a rapidly increasing number of troll pages, liability issues surrounding the community being mostly made of minors, and some of the more mainstream LGBTers complaining about the community being, funnily enough, damaging to the LGBTQ community. What a ride it was.2/19/22 Edit:
As of now, the former LGBTA Wiki has been replaced by an admin endorsed alternative, the LGBTQIA+ Wiki. Despite their wiki having more letters, the admins this time around appear to have taken a more sensible approach to moderation: only the wiki content relating to actual sexualities has been migrated, with the Galactican Systems and Goyfriends of wikis past having, by and large, been given the boot. The new wiki is, as of 2/18/22, down to only 131 pages. Of course, the people identifying as Galactican Systems and Goyfriends don't like this, and the first days of the new LGBTA wiki have been marked by autistic infighting over what exactly is a legitimate identity. On the front lines of this fight is unappreciated janny Immi Thrax, who is being smeared as a lesbian exclusionist, lesbophobic, exclu, and TERF by the salty terminally online 13-year olds of the previous Wiki. The horror!Link to Janny Profile | Archive of Janny Profile
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