the iphone dictatorship must end - how the wild west will return

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Once Upon A Time, a strange thing existed, it was called the internet. it was a booming wild west of gold everyone owned a thing called, personal computers online communities blossomed everyone had their own unique corner of the internet with a personalized website to match, and people had freedom one could only dream of having, intill SMARTPHONES smartphones killed everything the communities stopped having forums and imageboards replacing them with reddit and facebook the many instant messengers became imessage and whatsapp the many browsers became safari and chrome, and the wild west of videos became youtube, a censored hellhole and now any competitor would need to make two separate mobile apps and had to pray they don't get banned by apples draconian appstore rules,

this must end this iphone/smartphone dictatorship must end and im gonna layout my plan

1: ditch the smartphone infavor of feature/dumbphones
2 ditch social media
3 make your own forums and websites
4: buy a laptop or personal computer
5: freedom has been returned to the people

I hope you don't laugh off my suggestions and take this seriously so that freedom may one day be restored for your kids and their kids future,

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

You forgot Step 6: Rape Tim Cook

 

[Beautiful Border]

You have an uncanny knack for having extremely based and correct takes but articulating them in the most autistic way possible

 

[seri0us]

ok greenbubble

 

[BMO_]

I agree, but where's the question? This is Questions and Answers

 

[Rozzy]

The students are seen pleading the teachers to stop, but in vain. One of the teachers even threw an iPhone into the blaze in a barrel.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/indonesia-teachers-seize-cellphones-from-students-throw-them-into-fire-2786876