Apu: Jiminy Cricket! Wooh, expired ham. [scribbles over the expiry
date]
Oh, this time I have gone to far. No, no one will fall for --
Homer: Woo hoo! Cheap meat! [picks it up] Ooh, this one's open.
[starts eating it]
-- No ham too rancid, "Homer and Apu"
% At home on the couch, Homer continues devouring the expired ham, but
% his stomach begins to rebel.
[eats ham, but his stomach groans]
Stomach...churning!
[eats some more]
Bowels...clenching! Not much time...must...finish...[eats some more]
-- Homer battles the expired ham, "Homer and Apu"
% The ambulance rushes him to the hospital.
Hibbert: Well, sir, Homer's illness was either caused by ingesting
spoiled food, or, heh heh, some sort of voodoo curse.
Patty: Hey: we've just been working the eyes. [holds up a Homer doll
with pins in the eyes]
-- That explains the poor vision, "Homer and Apu"
% Incensed, Homer returns to the Kwik-E-Mart to have it out with Apu.
Homer: Your old meat made me sick!
Apu: Oh, I'm so sorry. [gets a pail of shrimp] Please accept five
pounds of frozen shrimp?
Homer: [holds one up, sniffs it] This shrimp isn't frozen! And it
smells funny.
Apu: OK, ten pounds.
Homer: Woo hoo!
-- No shrimp too thawed, "Homer and Apu"