- Joined
- Mar 24, 2013
When I go hiking through our beautiful national, state, and local parks in America, I look around, realize that if Indians and other third subcontinentals are allowed to continue mass migrating to our country, none of this will exist. It will all become another garbage heap full of litter—from the red rocks of Sedona to the verdant forests of the Staten Island Greenbelt—just like every other natural wonder Indians have infested.
It's always good to take a moment and remember what you're fighting to protect. I should really schedule a trip to see Banff before it, too, is totally smeared by Indians.
My family and I went to Yellowstone last summer during the week leading up to Independence Day. Yellowstone is my favorite place on the entire planet and I had been looking forward to sharing it with my boys ever since they were born. We get there and there are tons of Jeets everywhere, blocking people's paths because they have no manners or decency to get out of people's way, getting too close to the wild animals, and just generally making the whole experience miserable.
Around all the geothermal features are boardwalks so you can safely look at the geysers and hot springs up close and there are signs literally everywhere warning visitors not to step off the boardwalks. There are a few reasons for this: one is that the ecosystem for these thermal features is very delicate. The vivid colors come from extremophile bacterial mats that can die if even the pH balance of the water shifts slightly. The other big reason is that the crust around the hot springs and geysers is very thin and can break under weight, which can lead to horrible scalding injuries or even death.
Guess who were the ONLY people completely ignoring these signs and stepping down onto the crust whenever they were too impatient for people to move, or just whenever they felt like it? That's right, the fucking Turd Eaters. The absolute disrespect towards one of the most singularly unique places on Earth filled me with a righteous rage and hatred unlike anything I have ever felt before.
However, we did learn that the next time we go to Yellowstone, not to go on the week leading up to the 4th of July, since the crowds (and the Jeets) are nowhere near as bad.