The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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Retreaded Tire said:
It would be the Philippines but with more garbage and cropophagia. And garbagephagia.
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The Filipinos already have a dish that's literally "garbage from restaurants we picked out of the trash can and threw together into a pot"

Sleazy Car Salesman said:
He's also the origin of the Devil At The Crossroads legend in American folklore since he's allegedly the man who sold his soul to Satan in order to learn the guitar.
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He isn't, because there were other blues musicians before him with that exact same mythology (Tommy Johnson [unrelated] for example).
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Really? I thought it was Robert who originated that myth.
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"I done got my powers from makin a deal wit da devil" is a universal Christian idea, stretching back centuries, so really it's no surprise the edgelords of the day (blues musicians, who would sing about getting boozed up, drinking fuckin Sterno and going blind, cucking, getting cucked, being depressed, etc) would use that idea to give themselves an extra little bit of edgelord cachet.

A life of sin, indeed.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Really? I thought it was Robert who originated that myth.
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If anyone ever actually DID it, it was Hendrix.

Didn't pick up a guitar until 16 years old. Died at 27, which included a year in the army where he didn't play at all.

So, from total beginner to undisputed all-time greatest guitarist who ever lived in way less than 10 years, because he spent at least five years at the very top. Probaly a year or two to absolute mastery of the instrument, then a legacy which sees every great guitarist in modern history bow to him the way they do to The Beatles.

Nah... Jimi went down to the Crossroads, fell down on his knees, if anyone ever did.
 
Garina'sVengeance said:
If anyone ever actually DID it, it was Hendrix.

Didn't pick up a guitar until 16 years old. Died at 27, which included a year in the army where he didn't play at all.

So, from total beginner to undisputed all-time greatest guitarist who ever lived in way less than 10 years, because he spent at least five years at the very top. Probaly a year or two to absolute mastery of the instrument, then a legacy which sees every great guitarist in modern history bow to him the way they do to The Beatles.

Nah... Jimi went down to the Crossroads, fell down on his knees, if anyone ever did.
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He held his guitar backwards on top of it.
 
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Our guy might be here. I had no idea what Erik Prince’s views on nons was but he seems to have the Indians correct and there is no one I could see ridding us of them better than blackwater guy.
 
Kuritan Deplorable said:
The arms race continues though, now they're trying to use AI to mass spam single repos, not to stack numbers but because they think sheer quantity of shitty pulls is the path to getting a maintainer title rather than just contributor. The situation will continue to deteriorate as long as jeets try to game the IT space.
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I regret to inform everyone that Sarvam, an Indian AI company, has just released a 30B and a 105B LLM model. They claim it is the first LLM India has trained from scratch. (Previous "Indian AI" have just been rebadged finetuned models)
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Source, Archive

These are 'Sovereign Models', which means they're designed from the ground up to be Indian aligned and pro-Hindoo, with Indian guardrails and cultural expectations. The Indian government was frustrated that most AI doesn't understand their silky language or Indian English, and kept judging them, so basically this is an AI designed to understand jeetspeek and love India.
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The 105B model is being used to power a new chat GPT clone named Indus
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The 30B model is designed to automate Indian language call center jobs and replace them with robocalls. :story:
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This is especially unfortunate for KitBooga—he might have just lost his job now that anyone can set up a robocall center that uses AI to scam Indians with fake crypto givaways.

The website itself is probably vibe coded based on this "test" which explains why it shit the bed and looks web 1.0 in the archive.
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Code: 
Build me a stunning, production-grade website for Sarvam AI — an Indian AI company whose mission is to build AI for a billion people, with deep roots in India's linguistic and cultural diversity. The name "Sarvam" (सर्वम्) means "everything" in Sanskrit.

Aesthetic Direction: Go for a refined Indian modernism — inspired by Mughal jali lattice geometry, the warmth of saffron and marigold, and the precision of frontier AI engineering. Think: ancient India meets GPU clusters. Confident, warm, architecturally elegant, and technically serious. Not kitsch — think the Taj Mahal meets a data center.

Color Palette:

Background: #0A0A0F (near-black with blue undertone)
Primary accent: #FF6B35 (warm saffron-orange)
Secondary accent: #00C9A7 (teal-green for tech credibility)
Body text: #C8B8A2 (warm aged parchment — not sterile white)
Highlight white: #FAFAF7 (slightly warm)
Typography:

Display/Hero: Playfair Display (classical, Indic-adjacent serif)
Subheadings: Syne (geometric, modern)
Body: Literata (refined long-form reading)
Code: Fira Code
Visual Effects & Textures:

Subtle grain overlay across the entire page
Soft saffron radial glow behind hero elements
SVG-based jali lattice patterns as decorative dividers and background watermarks
Scroll-triggered text reveals using IntersectionObserver with vertical clip-mask wipes
Sticky nav that starts transparent and gains a backdrop-filter: blur(20px) dark blur on scroll
Magnetic hover effect on CTA buttons with a pulsing saffron ring animation
Page Sections to Build:

Navbar — Logo shows both Devanagari "सर्वम्" and Roman "Sarvam AI" side by side as SVG. Links: Products, Research, API, About, Blog. Right-side CTA: "Get API Access" with glowing saffron pulse.

Hero — Full viewport height. Massive Playfair Display headline: "AI for a Billion People." Subline in Syne: "Built for India's languages, cultures, and contexts — from the ground up." Below it, two CTAs: "Explore the API" (filled saffron) and "Read our Research" (ghost/outlined). Background: animated particle field subtly shaped like the Indian subcontinent, with glowing nodes at major Indian cities. Faint jali pattern overlaid at 5% opacity.

Language Strip — A horizontally scrolling ticker (auto-animated, no pause) showing Sarvam's supported Indian languages in their native scripts: हिन्दी · தமிழ் · తెలుగు · ಕನ್ನಡ · മലയാളം · বাংলা · ગુજરાતી · ਪੰਜਾਬੀ · ଓଡ଼ିଆ · মৈতৈলোন্ · and more. Each script in its own warm-toned color. This strip signals scope instantly.

Products Section — Three cards in an asymmetric grid (one wide, two stacked). Products: Sarvam-1 (flagship LLM), Shuka (voice AI), Translate API (real-time Indian language translation). Each card has a glowing accent border, a subtle animated background, a one-line description, and a "Learn more →" link. Cards lift and glow on hover.

Research Section — Dark editorial layout. Left side: a large pull quote in Playfair Display italic — "We don't adapt Western models to India. We build from Bharat." Right side: three recent research paper cards with title, abstract snippet, and a tag (e.g., "NLP", "Speech", "Indic LLMs"). A "View all research →" link at the bottom.

API / Developer Section — Deep dark panel with a live code snippet shown in Fira Code with syntax highlighting. The snippet shows a simple API call to Sarvam's translation endpoint with a JSON response in Hindi. Below the code: three stat cards — "11+ Languages", "< 200ms latency", "99.9% uptime". A CTA: "Start building free →"

About / Mission Section — Full-width cinematic panel. Background: a slow parallax image of India from above (satellite-style, muted and dark). Overlaid large text: "Sarvam was founded with one belief — that the next billion internet users deserve AI that truly understands them." Founder names beneath in small Syne caps.

Footer — Three columns: Links (Products, Research, Careers, Blog), Socials (GitHub, Twitter/X, LinkedIn), and a newsletter signup. Bottom bar: copyright, privacy policy, terms. The Devanagari logo watermarked faintly in the background at 3% opacity.

Technical Requirements:

[SPOILER="Prompt"]
Single HTML file with embedded CSS and JS
Google Fonts for typography
Smooth scroll behavior throughout
All animations CSS-first, JS only where necessary
Fully responsive down to 375px mobile
Accessible — proper semantic HTML, ARIA labels, sufficient color contrast on interactive elements
Make it feel like it was designed by a world-class studio hired specifically to capture the soul of Indian AI. Every detail should feel intentional and unmistakably Sarvam.

Try out the AI with a burner Google or Microsoft account (I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bypass, it wouldn't be the first time for Indian or vibe-coded auth):
Just look at the meme potential.
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Here is the huggingface links if you'd like to deploy your own jeetbot swarm (no gguf atm):
 
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>create indian AI with advanced jugaad capabilities
>force it to speak your monkey language that is exactly half way between Sanskrit and para-linguistic grunting
>immediately teach it to work at a call centre

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If ShatGPT is trained on Hindi and Hinglish, then Kitbooger's job is in all likelihood completely safe. Indian scammers don't target their fellow man because 90% of Indians haven't got a pot to piss in. Your average doddering old lady or paint-huffing hillbilly still has more money in the bank than most Indians see in a year, so they only have to scam one white person to get the same result as scamming ten Indians.
 
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Full disclosure: I know I have already posted about this and our little friend Jaskirat Sidhu and I'm relieved to learn that the Canadian Border Services Agency is legally obligated to deport him from Canada immediately (don't worry though: the lawyer whose fees were crowdfunded advised he will ask for yet another delay, because why not!), but the fact that CBC rolled up to interview this clown and posted it on the CBC News Tik Tok page is infuriating, especially when they're too cowardly to leave comments on.






I'm just including the timeline for reference. Btw, this is his counsel:

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Keep in mind: he committed ELEVEN traffic offenses leading up to blowing through the stop sign.

Just imagine if one of us went to a foreign country, killed 16 people (including 13 children) and injured 13 (including Ryan Straschnitzki, who is paralyzed from the chest down) due to our incompetence and negligence. We would not get 8 years, but serve 3. We would not get the opportunity to begin a family against anyone's better judgment (Note: I see the child who had supposed complex health needs is apparently doing just fine. And a new baby to boot! Wonder whose bright idea *that* was?).

He has been dragging this out for 4 years now. He and his wife have had time to plan their return to India and yet, he's still trying to take advantage of our homicidal kindness. He obviously cannot work, can barely speak English still and his family will be haunted forever despite thinking they can hide out in Calgary while relying on his wife's income.

This just makes my blood boil and I'm sick of seeing these people, especially when his wife confides about how much of a nightmare it has been and she can't imagine a world without him...I won't even comment on the sick irony, but it's telling that she won't go with him when CBSA shows up and knocks at their door.
 
>I wish that I could do something that could take their pain away saar

I can think of one thing you could do. All you need is a length of rope and a sturdy chair.
 
Evilronald said:
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Our guy might be here. I had no idea what Erik Prince’s views on nons was but he seems to have the Indians correct and there is no one I could see ridding us of them better than blackwater guy.
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People have found him and he's getting deported. Madhu Raju works for Palo Alto Networks as a Cloud Network Security Engineer.
It is a violation of their visa to make money outside their job. That includes subletting their apartment btw.

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Zapp Brannigan said:
>I wish that I could do something that could take their pain away saar

I can think of one thing you could do. All you need is a length of rope and a sturdy chair.
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He doesn't even need to do that: he and his wife (sans anchor children) could have taken some time upon his release to interview for jobs in their home country while asking family/friends to assist them in finding temporary housing. Our govt would've happily paid for their tickets home and then they could have quietly left. That is contrition. That is taking responsibility. Now? The poor families continue to be asked about their feelings about his immigration status (when our laws are perfectly clear), which I am sure continues to rip open the scab that is caused by losing a child. That community will never heal with this looming over their heads.

I would love to see an analysis of this entire fiasco through the lense of izzat. I keep hoping that someone will submit an opinion to the National Post or at least see Rebel Media take this on. The amount of finite and valuable resources being wasted on someone who can't take meaningful responsibility has me MatI
 
@souschef How healthy is Indian food? How healthy is turmeric?

I have been digging up Indian food, and found that they have micronutrient deficiencies due to their diets.

More than two billion people suffer from micronutrient deficiencies (MiNDs) globally, with nearly half living in India.
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MiND is highly prevalent in >62% of urban and semi-urban adults due to wrong eating habits, inadequate diet, and prevalence of anemia leading to the inadequacy ofmultiple micronutrients.
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There was an article that mentioned India having the highest incidence of diarrhoeal deaths, though that is rather based on sanitation issues.
 
Gamer Dan said:
@souschef How healthy is Indian food? How healthy is turmeric?
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It's not unhealthy per se. You first have to consider that India has serious environmental issues (they dump rotting corpses on ganges and drink the water ffs), rampant poverty and filthy kitchens. Turmeric is healthy, but excess will give you the shits

There's the religious aspects too, dharmic religions forbid you from eating meat. It is perfectly possible to get all macronutrients and protein from a diet without animal protein and derivatives, but it's hard and expensive. Done wrong, you lack aminoacids to help you process vitamins efficiently. So you have spice loaded foods, deficient levels of protein, the cross contamination in indian kitchens must be INSANE, we all know how uncaring of hygiene jeets are... So you get tsunamis of diarrhea and with it contamination, dehydration and death

It's not their cuisine that's the problem, but the fact that they live in squalor and several million people are bellow the poverty line living in filthy disease laden towns
 
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