The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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@Staticness is still mad as fuck :lit:
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biznbuy said:
Jeet insults about whites are funny and hit about as hard as the ones blacks have, like Cracker and Honky.
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It's funny when they're so butthurt that they completely forget all of their high-school English and just start stringing swears together at random.

YOU FUCKING BLOODY BITCH I FUCKING YOUR ARSE YOU FUCKING YOU FUCKING
 
Penguin Soldier said:
For those that are forced to work with jeets, I have a question because I need to know if this is a unique experience. I recently have been given a bunch of IT duties as part of my work and now have to regularly interact with them. Everything needs to be a teams call. No matter how crystal fucking clear my message is, it's always followed up with "do you have a second for a quick call?".

It drives me up a wall. I've tried sending pictures with my messages. I've tried writing out things step by step. They never comprehend anything I message them and always need me to demonstrate what I'm talking about by sharing my screen and holding their hand through it.
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I deal with the dreaded "Quick Call" message a lot, and I've just started saying no. For one, it's never quick, and two, I'd rather get their questions in writing because their accents are impossible.

I'm more angry with the HR people, or whoever is hiring them. If I could get my revenge, I would hire 10 barely-English-speaking Jeets and dump them on the HR team (or executives) so they can get "help" with their work. I know IRL this would make things worse for all involved, but the brief moment of schadenfreude might make it worth while.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
For those that are forced to work with jeets, I have a question because I need to know if this is a unique experience. I recently have been given a bunch of IT duties as part of my work and now have to regularly interact with them. Everything needs to be a teams call. No matter how crystal fucking clear my message is, it's always followed up with "do you have a second for a quick call?".

It drives me up a wall. I've tried sending pictures with my messages. I've tried writing out things step by step. They never comprehend anything I message them and always need me to demonstrate what I'm talking about by sharing my screen and holding their hand through it.
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Closest I've experienced personally in my line of work is jeets absolutely refusing to use the ticket system on our company's website. It's always a phone call or a email, when they do use the ticket system, they submit stupid bullshit vague ones, usually just "hello i need help" or "hello support saar" or some stupid shit like that. Used to be a problem that the ticket system would get swamped with these retarded 1-3 word help requests, but there's an automatic filter in place for tickets that are too short, but this has just lead to the phonecall and email spam, can't win with shit golems.
 
Urgunt said:
Closest I've experienced personally in my line of work is jeets absolutely refusing to use the ticket system on our company's website. It's always a phone call or a email, when they do use the ticket system, they submit stupid bullshit vague ones, usually just "hello i need help" or "hello support saar" or some stupid shit like that. Used to be a problem that the ticket system would get swamped with these retarded 1-3 word help requests, but there's an automatic filter in place for tickets that are too short, but this has just lead to the phonecall and email spam, can't win with shit golems.
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The "quick call" is pajeet slight-of-hand. They want to get you on the phone because it's illegal to record phone calls without permission, and they don't want you to be able to gather any hard evidence of their incompetence in case you show it to the higher-ups and get them shit-canned.
 
Zapp Brannigan said:
The "quick call" is pajeet slight-of-hand. They want to get you on the phone because it's illegal to record phone calls without permission, and they don't want you to be able to gather any hard evidence of their incompetence in case you show it to the higher-ups and get them shit-canned.
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Generally once Jeetism gets to the point that you're trying to get them shit-canned their management is Jeeted too and you can't.

But it DOES mean they can then lie about what you said. I've had that happen repeatedly:

"Saar, IT said I could have local admin and install special HIPAA violating VPN saar, please do be doing the needful and breaking policy saar."

Yes, we actually had this happen. One of my clients is a pharmaceutical company that has outsourced to India, and we discovered they had set up their own VPN without IT permission or approval with the help of Indian DevOps to specifically bypass the PII and HIPAA policies that were making them do things the right, legal way. We found this out when they started calling over and over out of the blue during a "VPN Outage" and it wasn't our vpn.

In my experience a lot of them don't even want phonecalls, they want Teams calls. Again, as you mentioned, they've learned a phone call will be done through our VOIP system and WILL be recorded, a Teams call isn't. Which is why Teams calls for IT matters is explicitly forbidden, but the management of our tech jannies basically gave up trying to get the Jeet end users and the Jeet tech jannies (they laid off most of the non-Jeet janniees over the past 3 rounds of layoffs) to obey the rules.

(Official answer on the VPN was Indian Devops deleted all the tickets mentioning the new VPN and we were told to just forward any future tickets about "Engineering Issues" to a special Jira that we don't have access to. This will eventually come to a head but since Jeetism is an industry wide problem we're all just hoping the problem becomes too big to single any single company out over by then.)
 
Zapp Brannigan said:
They want to get you on the phone because it's illegal to record phone calls without permission
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This highly depends on which state you're in. Some states, like North Carolina, are "One Party Consent", which means you DON'T need to ask the jeet's permission to record them.

Powerlevel, but it's funny to see jeets (or any ne'er-do-wells) get pissed off (or nervous) when they see my bodycam at work and say some bullshit like "I don't like being recorded!", and I tell them "Doesn't matter if you like it or don't, it's legal!". I'm not strictly required to wear one (being a security guard), but it was money well spent on my end. And I love bullying the jeets especially.
 
Jason Warhammer said:
There isn’t enough money in the entire industry for me to watch niggers steal from stores all day.

Godspeed.

>DEY JUS FINNA FEED DEY KEEDZ RACIS
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Nah, that's not the kind of security work I do, but I've done it in the past, and trust me when I say that it's much easier to not give a fuck than you think.
 
DSHK said:
@Staticness is still mad as fuck :lit:
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yea, this really feels like a sperg, that dude has got a lot of time on his hands. As a white man he really should get a job. He might larp as a jeet here but he roleplays as a nigger irl.

Zapp Brannigan said:
The "quick call" is pajeet slight-of-hand. They want to get you on the phone because it's illegal to record phone calls without permission
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Not in Texas, it depends on the state. Texas is a one-party state. You can even record someone on their private property, its getting into some dangerous territory but technically if you have a reason to be there its allowed.
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The Foxtrot said:
This highly depends on which state you're in. Some states, like North Carolina, are "One Party Consent", which means you DON'T need to ask the jeet's permission to record them.
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Guess I was late and gay on this one, but to add most states are one-party states.
 
biznbuy said:
yea, this really feels like a sperg, that dude has got a lot of time on his hands. As a white man he really should get a job. He might larp as a jeet here but he roleplays as a nigger irl.


Not in Texas, it depends on the state. Texas is a one-party state. You can even record someone on their private property, its getting into some dangerous territory but technically if you have a reason to be there its allowed.
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Guess I was late and gay on this one, but to add most states are one-party states.
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I forgot that not everyone is from Baked Beans Island. But also I just looked it up and it's completely legal here, so fuck knows why I even thought it wasn't.

-30,000,000 izzat to me *sigh*
 
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