The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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gaysexenjoyer said:
How fucking corrupt are Indian cops where the first default behavior of every single criminal jeet is to immediately start trying to bribe you and/or suck your dick
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That's how most 3rd world cops work. They get shit for pay, so their income is extracting bribes from people breaking the law.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
How fucking corrupt are Indian cops where the first default behavior of every single criminal jeet is to immediately start trying to bribe you and/or suck your dick
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Jeets are bad at bribery too. You don't just declare I WANT TO BRIBE YOU SAAAAAAAAAR, that's tactless and barbaric. A civilized turd worlder either just does it by throwing some cash at the table or is discreet about it. For example back in my dad's day a driver's license was a booklet rather than a card, so you'd just fold a few hundred D-marks into the license. You know why it's there, the cop knows why it's there, there's no pleading or brown nosing (heh) or any similar bullshit required.
 
Waffle Iron said:
That's how most 3rd world cops work. They get shit for pay, so their income is extracting bribes from people breaking the law.
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Considering that India alone has over 3 times the population of that of the USA, I was rather lucky I was born in the USA instead of in some dysfunctional third world state.
 

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Most Redditors agree that you should hang up on Indian accents - even if you are the one calling the number.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Jeets are bad at bribery too. You don't just declare I WANT TO BRIBE YOU SAAAAAAAAAR, that's tactless and barbaric. A civilized turd worlder either just does it by throwing some cash at the table or is discreet about it. For example back in my dad's day a driver's license was a booklet rather than a card, so you'd just fold a few hundred D-marks into the license. You know why it's there, the cop knows why it's there, there's no pleading or brown nosing (heh) or any similar bullshit required.
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I'm assuming this is the east, I'd be surprised at that level of corruption in western Europe back then, unless the country was still rubble.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Considering that India alone has over 3 times the population of that of the USA, I was rather lucky I was born in the USA instead of in some dysfunctional third world state.
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A friend of my father's went to yugoslavia and was told to buy a bundle of cigarette packs. One in a while police would stop you, pretend to care about your paperwork, and then you give them a pack of cigarettes and you'd be on your way. They just stopped you to get free ciggies.
 
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If you follow the tech VC circles online you may be familiar with tubby on the right. Giga AI (fitting) is a chatbot funded 60M by Y Combinator that is hosting “Indian Diddy parties” in Dubai. Giga and co. were elite human capital until this came out, and much jugaad was achieved by their beautiful GPT wrapper.

The whole thread is kino, a week ago Indians were gloating that they got a founder fired for saying a hackathon was stinky, Now they’re running defense for the most obvious VC scam in years.

I don’t shed a tear for the goat he decapitated for good luck or the instagram models they underpaid to shit on. I only pray for the generational Izzat loss to continue.
 

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Big Brown Schlub said:
For example back in my dad's day a driver's license was a booklet rather than a card, so you'd just fold a few hundred D-marks into the license. You know why it's there, the cop knows why it's there, there's no pleading or brown nosing (heh) or any similar bullshit required.
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Same with the Chicago Police Department. You just slipped $20 with your license and you'd be on your way soon enough.
 
Indian thought of the day:

When Indians assemble street food people often just look at the ingredients, cleanliness of the kitchen, and atmosphere of the place. However, nobody seems to notice the way they prepare the food. It is not being prepared with love and kindness or even professionalism/pride. It is being made with hate and shame and it is almost as though they infuse those feelings into the food itself. I think it is this magical element that makes Indian street food videos especially heinous compared to food prepared in the slums of the Philippines and Nigeria. You are consuming concentrated negative Izzat.
 
Return of the Freaker said:
I'm assuming this is the east, I'd be surprised at that level of corruption in western Europe back then, unless the country was still rubble.
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Yes, it's just that the Deutschmark was worth something back then compared to the Yugoslav dinar, that's why everyone used the Deutschmark as savings or for bribery back then.

kim foxx said:
Same with the Chicago Police Department. You just slipped $20 with your license and you'd be on your way soon enough.
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It's so nice to see a fellow turd worlder so we can bond over how much of a shithole we live in.
 
teriyakiburns said:
I can't find the post now, but I speculated a while back that the weird porn trends over the last decade or so aren't being pushed from above, but are actually organic and driven by Indian demand. The increase in searches for shit like incest and extreme fetishism tracks pretty well with not only the increase of Indian internet access, but also their migration to the west. The algorithms are simply responding to their degenerate tastes.
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I had the same idea last year regarding internet comments, posted about it here and someone who was very knowledgeable about botting and viewscamming basically confirmed it for me. When you see a comment section flooded with weird nonsensical babble it's NOT a bot or an LLM being trained, it's just 70IQ thirdies mangling English through a translator.

Jar-Jar Fanboy said:
Other than the store being pajeet owned, are there any giveaways that a card machine has a skimmer attached? The more jeetified my area becomes, the more I'll need to pay attention for things like this, but I'm not sure what to look out for
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If it seems to be oversized compared to other card machines, that's a dead giveaway. Skimmers need to have a certain amount of thickness to them to house the circuits. Also they don't have screens, so if the screen seems 'recessed' more than normal, that's a warning light. Extra cables, poor fitment of the plastic case and of course, any sign that the keypad area isn't firmly attached to the machine are also warning lights.

Keep in mind that if you do find a skimmer, like you actually start peeling and you see a whole-ass keypad under there, you should start recording with your phone just so the stupid bobblehead currynigger they have staffing the register can't try to claim you brought it in yourself. Also don't listen to them babble about DESTROY OF PROPERTY SAAAR the police will not give a fuck you peeled a skimmer off their machine.
 
Meat Target said:
I've been getting my exercise at the batting cages, since it's more fun and the only hordes I have to deal with are Messicans and bougie sports parents convinced their kid is the next Ohtani.

Speaking of baseball:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rYiybyiJ4w8Anytime there's a baseball/cricket crossover on social media, there will be one of two reactions from the cricket side:
  1. Brits and Ozzies who prefer cricket but will say good things about baseball;
  2. Pakis and Jeets with inferiority complexes talking shit about how cricket is better in every way. "Saars do not use gloves and baseball just full toss cricket!"
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Update to this:

Went to the cages this weekend and a pack of jeets had a hitting tunnel reserved for cricket BP.

Nowhere is safe.
 
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