@Fireman Sam Relax, bud. Nothing in this world is more of a punishment for jeets than being a Jeet. They all know it. They all hate themselves as much as we all do. Don't be angry. Laugh. They can't even have eraction. Cannot conceive babey. Not even doing sparm to sell. Rape by three men.
I have more Practo for you guys as a treat, this shit is divine.
But before I went to Practo I tried another Indian health site called Lybrate.
(Sorry I'm mobile fag)
One thing you'll notice is that despite being an India based website all of the stock photos are of white people. You see this across pretty much all of these Jeet health sites.
(Look at 'wheatish girl' wanting to even look like them.)
The lack of understanding how sex works is still here. Ok 19, sure. Maybe hes just a young kid and doesn't have the life experience.
THIRTY FIVE?!
What do you mean urine comes out?? What the fuck is wrong with your penis? Love that these doctors aren't like "Hey maybe you shouldn't be engaging in unsafe sex with prostitutes while your penis has a fucking additional piss hole in it." Instead he's like "All good, bro "
This dude is fucking dying a slow death and """"Doctor"""" Goyal is giving the fucking vegan crystal healing mom version of medical treatment advice. Oh you're shitting blood? Have you tried deep breathing you stupid piece of shit?
I also took a look at another very popular website in India for health shit called 1mg. No funny consultation shit, it's just an online pharmacy. It also has its own glossary for diseases that I took a look through and it uses some jeet style treatments for things like going 'gluten free' as a treatment for autism, but also feeding your child more corn at the same time. Maybe I'll go through some of those at another time because it's kind of retarded what they suggest over what we actually know about mental illness but I digress.
I bring up this shit site because one thing on Practo that gets mentioned a lot from doctors and as dosages that jeets are taking in the sexual health area is shit like this
So I decided to take a look see at this Jeet pill
Packaging is absolutely fucking owned. Looks like actual flaming shit. That "Genuine authenticity assured" seal is the kike-iest thing I've ever seen.
(Idk where Gurgaleogon is, that's just the default place it wants to send shit to)
Shilajit is basically this tar that oozes out of the rocks of the Himalayas (or any mountain) and just contains a bunch of minerals, but also metals. And given that this is jeetland, most likely whatever nearby trash and pollutants. If it wasn't jeetland it's really not something you should be putting in your mouth, it's fucking tar.
Amla Rasayan is gooseberry jam essentially. In such a small amount to put into a capsule I mean... You're not really getting anything?
These pills are the equivalent of someone pulling a blueberry out of hot tar on the road and eating it and claiming it gives you mighty ERACTION. This is what the ""doctors"" are recommending to these people. This is what the top pharmacy website in India sells to its trusting populace as genuine authentic assured.
With that in mind, onto the good stuff.
Doctor?
"3/3 People found this helpful" Her three cousins found this post. I like that the doctor treats this as normal.
There is no goddamn way a doctor knows what the fuck this man is saying.
THERES MULTIPLE DOCTOR RESPONSES. HOW DO THEY KNOW!
From what I can gather, 'Night fall' = 'wet dream's but I really don't know.
I don't even know which one to pick I see so many 'sprem' I'm just scrolling and laughing. I have tears.
He wants to save sperm he need suide how? For furture child?
Prograssion of sprem?
I keep having to take breaks just to wipe my eyes because this shit is so fucking funny.
"At 24 yrs age..." Why did he say it like that? He's so disappointed.
Dr Ajay is a little too personally invested. Those ellipses make me think he wants to get analyze that semen in person.
"Saar I must analyze sprems in my mout saar............"
A lot of the doctor responses are like "it's ok to be different" ??? But mostly women trying to explain what consent was. And then there was this
What do you mean by that. (0/1 people found this helpful uh oh lol)
What does the title have to do with this? What the fuck is vagaina tightening cream? It doesn't work like that.
Nice doctor. "Yeah just keep being a dishonest slut he won't know"
As an aside, looking at the women stuff I'm wondering if they really think there is just a cream or an oil or a pill they can take for everything. India really is just the laziest fucking place.
Have sex with a filthy homeless man's butthole and catch HIV? Take pill.
Have sex with many men but don't want husband to leave you? Vagaina cream.
Don't want to deal with kids right now but want them on demand later? Sprem store.
Anything that requires any kind of honesty or self-discipline? There's no OTC for that so why Jeet do?
(There's a few posts of men thinking about rape cases obsessively like this btw. Usually while watching porn.)
Let's see what the doc says though.
Well said. This is the only response too.
Control masturbition.
Telling him to eat that tar bullshit again.
VARGINA
God I can only imagine how often women in India get UTI infections. Let's see what the docs say to help poor poojeeta.
Oh yeah text me on my personal number wink wonk
Dr POONAM also wants those Poonam pics
Your pennis!? You know at 31 I would think you would understand that you have finished growing. Man health education must be hot ass in India. "Small boy pennis" is fucking hilarious
It's a pennis epidemic. An epenndennic?
Ending with my favorite
19k views, this shit is as viral as HIV in Pattaya! Survey says?
If your penis MAXIMUM.
By an inch and. That's all.
88/92 satisfied micro cocks.
39/55. So please forget about increase in size of penis : - (
Well it's a good thing I only listen to Sexologists.
MENSTURBATION
283 australian jobs from a major bank made redundant so they can offshore it to India. Commonwealth bank of Australia has been reprimanded and this typical jeet behaviour has been labelled a security risk.
Thank you kind sarr. I have calmed down. I've been quietly lurking and enjoying the contributions here and had to get my obligatory MATI post out of the way. Thank you for your patience and understanding my good sarr and may Vishnu's blessings smile upon you
Indeed. Saw what looked like a pajeet driving a taxi yesterday. Too bad he was driving on the sidewalk, and towards me. I really hate that they accept foreign driver's licenses and pretty much just let everyone drive a taxi nowadays. I'm too fed up on those jugaad driving hacks they do all the time.
Bro, there was a book... don't remember who wrote it or when, but the plot was to introduce a doomsday virus via waterspray cooling at an Olympics somewhere. Would have done away with 80-90% of the global population. Someone will probably know what book it is. I remember thinking WTF is everyone's problem with this??? And I still do! Only thing saving this species and the planet as a whole is that 80-90% Homo Sapiens cull, STG
The billionaires suck, but they are the ones who own the businesses that provide employment for normal people. This isn't the 1890s anymore, where most businesses were small businesses and 80% of people were self-employed. In these modern times it's the billionaire class who create and maintain most jobs. They are the ones with the cash and sharp business sense to create new employment. All these whiny "eat the rich" faggots are just bitter, jealous have-nots who have no idea how the economy and job markets work. As much as billionaires suck, and there's definitely arguments to be made about creating laws that will help the little guy grow wealth, not be exploited, and to keep employment opportunities open to them, billionaires are a net positive for society.
Illegal immigrants are a negative on society. Illegal aliens bring with them crime. They commit welfare fraud, eat up social services meant for citizens, and take away from the finite number of houses available, especially low cost housing. They take away employment opportunities, work under the table for lower wages, which in turn artificially depresses wages for everyone else. Because they work under the table, they aren't paying taxes, so the welfare they're claiming isn't being paid back. They're an economic black hole sucking up resources and giving nothing back. Much of the money they make working under the table gets sent back to their home country, so they aren't even contributing to the economy. They don't assimilate into the culture which causes cultural erosion.
It seems Sidharth may have been doxxed. He’s allegedly a foreign student on an f1 visa. Can someone grab and archive this post please? It is next level hilarious.
It seems Sidharth may have been doxxed. He’s allegedly a foreign student on an f1 visa. Can someone grab and archive this post please? It is next level hilarious.
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wink wonk
