The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Gentlebastard]

And the dumb jeet bastards are apparently about 90% of the population in UAE. If they haven't cottoned on to how easily they could overthrow the 10% sand nigger population and take over the entire country, they're dumb as jeets.

The muzzies don't need to worry much about being outnumbered by jeets. Between the inherent physical weakness (every non-Indian woman is, on average, stronger than a male jeet), nigh-vegetarian diet, and the ingrained mentality of fucking everyone else over for a scrap of reputation/perceived superiority/advantage, Indian revolutions are about as dangerous as a cat throwing itself against your legs. Remember, the Brits conquered them almost by accident, held dominion over the subcontinent with nothing but a few thousand people, and gave them independence because, essentially, the Indians were being too annoying.

 

[Waffle Iron]

That’s because they don’t know how to sell to them. Tell the salesmen to offer them a price way above MSRP and after a little back-and-forth, “reluctantly” settle for MSRP. They’ll take the deal and walk away thinking that they ripped you off even though they’re paying more than every other customer.

Car dealers perfectly well know how to sell, the understand what anchoring is. It's just that they have retarded feedback systems. They play hardball around the time tax returns come because they get a glut of customers. But around the end of the month, especially end of the year, they'll sometimes do stupid shit to hit targets. On /o/ you had a car dealer share some of his adventures. One thing they do is ghost sales. When they are really desperate to sell a car, but no bank is willing to supply a loan, they sell the car to the dealership but tell the customer he bought the car and should pay them every month. This of course leave the dealership with zero safety but if they're really desperate for a sale they do stupid shit like that.

That ll be the answer to that question. They are not dependent on H1B visas.

It's not the Texas bank, it is some migrant employment scheme. Fresh of the boat migrants have access to special loans to become small business owners. Jeets of course exploit this to the hilt to buy up all the gas stations and hotels.

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

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I drive by a lot of these stands in neighborhoods and rural parts, it fucking sucks that these will have to go away because everyone in this fucking country is too colorblind for their own good.

 

[Gingervitis]

Say what you want but this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
It's basically Spongebob driving a boatmobile--but real life.

Samir....You're breaking the car!!! - Hive Funnies (1080p, h264).mp4
SAMIR
SAMIR
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN
FUCKING HELL
SAMIR CAN YOU PLEASE CONCENTRATE
PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOU

I know this is late, but this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all week.

“TRIPLE CAUTION! TRIPLE CAUTION!”
“YOU ARE GOING TO WRECK THE CAR!”

 

[Headdot Reddot]

CNA continues to Jeetpost, this time about them coming into the US via the southern border.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jdgvUiw5yXU
While they try to be even-handed or even sympathetic about it, I think this is definitely a low-dose Jeetpill.

Meanwhile they're crossing the Northern border from Canada in the hundreds of thousands. And we're not allowed to shoot these invaders on sight. Sigh.

I drive by a lot of these stands in neighborhoods and rural parts, it fucking sucks that these will have to go away because everyone in this fucking country is too colorblind for their own good.

Its a shame that honest, good American's are being replaced by street shitter thieves with no souls and the rest of us human beings have to adopt to their criminal ways instead of lynching the whole community of street shitters as punishment for not turning in this one "bad apple."

 

[sheepworldvizor]

'There's no way we can afford $100,000': Small firms scramble over H-1B visa fees​

https://archive.ph/kNx1r

"There's no way that we can afford $100,000," said Karen Brady, the chief executive at Ryther, a behavioural health nonprofit based in Seattle. "In terms of future hiring, we won't be doing any more H-1B visas."

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

'There's no way we can afford $100,000': Small firms scramble over H-1B visa fees​

https://archive.ph/kNx1r

So if we make hiring American the cheaper option companies will do it more? Shocker. Insourcing is so hot right now.

 

[Fapcop]

Dubai is basically what the (((powers that be))) want every major city to be: a playground for the <1% while everyone else is a servant with no rights who live far and away from the “fun” parts of the city. They don’t differentiate between the types of slaves that clean their toilets, serve them their food, or program the updates to their next software release. Ideally to them we’d just be this beige morass of slaves.

“NOOOO!!! You can not just import jeets on a temporary basis and keep them separated in camps! You have to import them and make them citizens!”

Fuck man, you don’t hate journoscum enough.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And the dumb jeet bastards are apparently about 90% of the population in UAE. If they haven't cottoned on to how easily they could overthrow the 10% sand nigger population and take over the entire country, they're dumb as jeets.

Arabs may be historically shit at fighting and being soldiers but they're gods of war when compared to the average jeet. There's a reason why everyone who as much as randomly stumbled onto the subcontinent ended up conquering it.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

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The business posted this followup to their facebook page:



An infuriating number of people in the comments saying "wow great news!" "we all make mistakes!" "people shouldn't have been so harsh! innocent until proven guilty!"

Original post has since been deleted by the business owner.

Others are saying this exact same jeet stole from another local Egg Shack that same day... same turban and tattoos but its totally just a coincidence, nothing to see here folks!

I'm really losing my empathy for my white peers who refuse to wake up to the fact they're getting manipulated and taken advantage of. How many scams can you keep falling for?

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

My friends job just hired a new scheduler.

It's a Jeet.

It begins.

The new schedule is gonna be based on Indian Standard Time and then they're gonna wonder why everyone is late for work

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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"Forgot to pay"
Uh huh, yeah. It just slipped his mind.

 

[Chickenpolar]

Edit: Beaten. Give me those clocks

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Update: Jeet gets caught, goes submissive "sarry Saar I didn't meant to do the needful" and the Waterloo subreddit hasn't been culturally enriched enough to see what's going on.

Link (a)

No way he was going to buy all those eggs and baked goods.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

Dog this level of glazing is astronomical, they're not inviting you to their Hanukkah celebrations with this.

Funny to think this is how they see themselves vs Pakistan, really gives you insight in what goes in their brains.

 

[DSHK]

The kids are alright

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn82vnz8vvgo

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

'There's no way we can afford $100,000': Small firms scramble over H-1B visa fees​

https://archive.ph/kNx1r

So if we make hiring American the cheaper option companies will do it more? Shocker. Insourcing is so hot right now.

Writing some shitposts to encourage someone in this thread to go make a fake website or post somewhere so dipshit business owners get the message:

'There's literally no way we can afford $100,000', some dipshit boomer said. 'This is going to ruin our business because we'll actually have to hire white people again and they'll fix problems. I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A BUBBLE AND HIRE A BUNCH OF BROWN PEOPLE WHO -SAY- THEY WILL FIX EVERYTHING THIS MONTH BUT DON'T!' Said T. McBoomer Fuckface. 'Threatening to deport white people doesn't work, so how the hell am I going to go on a shitty power trip now?'

'Who will kiss my ass in meetings now?' Said T. Karen Crazy Cat Lady, as she fought off waves of cats at the door. 'Our business relies on stinky brown people who kiss my ass. OH FUCK! I mean! We only hire the 'right talent' for our job. Don't publish this btw!'

'Trump is basically Hitler.' Said some random antifa nigger with blue hair. 'We need more brown people taking my jobs otherwise I'd not have an excuse to be on welfare and protest all day. Also, if we let more brown people into the country, I win more social credit points that I can't cash in, but I think I can, or some shit. Sorry gotta go, this 100K thing is no longer the latest current thing.'

'HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE IF WE HAVE TO HIRE WHITE PEOPLE WHO WILL ACTUALLY FIX PROBLEMS AT MY SHITTY BUSINESS WHERE I FUCKED EVERYTHING UP AND I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A BUBBLE AND GET MY ASS KISSED BY CHEAP BROWN PEOPLE! OH SHIT! I MEAN, AFFORDABLE TALENT!' Said T. McBoomer Fuckface.

'We hired a white person and they fixed everything! God damn it! Now I have to come back into the office one more day a week and actually manage things because we're making money! I just wanted a cheap smelly brown person to sit there and SAY they were working! What are we going to do now?'

We reached out to a member of the Trump (Hitler) administration and we got a response back because they have white people who actually do work. I MEAN! OH FUCK! I mean! They declined to comment.

 

[gernig]

Jeets are playing Euro Trucking simulator 2 irl in Canada (New India)

 

[ilovejews]

Jeets are playing Euro Trucking simulator 2 irl in Canada (New India)

Bet yer ass he's bobbing the hell out of that greasy noggin.
I wonder how large of a hazard pay lot lizards charge?

The kids are alright

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn82vnz8vvgo

That's horrible!
She'd be much safer in Delhi, trust what the abstract of this study here says; in short indian men are such gentlemen.

 

[The Dude]

The kids are alright

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn82vnz8vvgo

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What "P-word"? Pajeet? Paki?

Bet yer ass he's bobbing the hell out of that greasy noggin.
I wonder how large of a hazard pay lot lizards charge?

Not even lot lizards are desperate enough to put up with poop cricket stench to fuck a Pajeet.

 

[gernig]