The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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So, time to violate KW TOS and reveal more of my powerlevel. I am a huge fan of low displacement motorcycles, because of their nimble handling and super high gas economy. In the sub-650cc motorcycle market there's really only two countries that dominate this: Japan, and India.

(Yeah yeah KTM/CFMOTO exist and half your bike is Chinese parts so shut the fuck up.)

India does manufacture quite a lot of really good bikes, the best being from Royal Enfield, which is now a global company and they got their motorcycle engineering mojo by hiring (and stealing away) engineers from Triumph and Suzuki. You're getting a Bosch fuel injector. The brakes are Brembo, made by Brembo's Indian subsidiary. They're good bikes.

What fascinates me is that India-made motorcycles, because of the ample availability of Tata Steel--which is a monopoly inside of India but the Japanese have managed to outwit them at every turn... so a monopoly with no real price power, these bikes are closer to what you would have found in the UK and America in the 1970s. They are solid metal beasts, like American solid-steel cars of the 1970s. These motorcycles weigh a hell of a lot more. The engine casings are not using oxide-reduced composite aluminum, it's straight up big vat-slabs of aluminum, and the headcases are one big block of solid iron ore with a galvinized shell. The new engines that are in them carry around a lot of that heavy steel, otherwise they would be crotch rockets just like Honda bikes in the same engine power range.

So even at 30 kph, this shit is gonna hurt. 2x more weight in these bikes than an equivalent Honda low-displacement:


Notice how in India they have to use a crazy amount of traffic control barriers to get people to behave, and even in the smallest gap, people play Frogger.

(for bike fags, I believe that is a Hero-made Harley-Davidson but I'm not sure. The dashboard is the only clue.)



Another fun fact about India. If you've been in the country in the past 5 years you would have noticed this thing installed on the left side of the rear tire on most of the new bikes you see zipping around everywhere.

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It's called a "saree guard", and it's to keep the saree that a lot of Indian women wear from wrapping around the rear tire. However, this thing only works when your old lady is riding side-saddle on the pillion seat and holding the excess of the dress with the left hand while holding on to the rider with the right.

Of course, it still doesn't really keep Indian women alive if they don't actually understand that there is a buzzsaw sitting directly under their ass.
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3 years ago India has finally banned wearing flipflops when riding motorbikes. Probably will take hundreds of years before the population ever complies with the law.
 
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The Hungry African said:
Why do think Sentinelese are such isolationists. They knew what they had living next door. They were making fun of the poo in the loo long before the rest of us.

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This just made my fucking day. A bunch of stone age tribesmen who consider the bow and arrow to be state-of-the-art technology think all outsiders are street-shitting retards because their nearest neighbors are jeets and thus gesture to outsiders to fuck off by making fun of them for it. God is real and he has a sense of humor.
 
Headdot Reddot said:
1) Take back all Indian immigrants.
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India will never budge on this. In all their trade deals more visas for them to export their surplus population has always been the one thing they want above all else. They do not make appreciable amounts of anything that businesses elsewhere desire other than a permanent helot-class to suppress wages with.
 
kim foxx said:
India will never budge on this. In all their trade deals more visas for them to export their surplus population has always been the one thing they want above all else. They do not make appreciable amounts of anything that businesses elsewhere desire other than a permanent helot-class to suppress wages with.
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Total Jeet Death then. Or just ship them to a random spot in Africa.
 
kim foxx said:
India will never budge on this. In all their trade deals more visas for them to export their surplus population has always been the one thing they want above all else. They do not make appreciable amounts of anything that businesses elsewhere desire other than a permanent helot-class to suppress wages with.
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Yes but its time to play hardball and make a counter-proposal. First off India isn't the next China in terms of manufacturing. India already failed that test. Lots of corps learned their lesson about out-sourcing everything to one nation, now they spread out their supply chains over numerous low-wage nations.

We also have a historic example of immigrants going home. China. They sent over tons of chinks and lots of them went back because thing improved over there and because they didn't fit in in our Western civilization (no street carts selling deep-fried-chicken-embryos or food cooked in gutter-oil.) Pajeets don't fit in here and if we continue to remind them of that fact, by treating them cruelly, many of them will leave.

And lets hope Modi is expelled or dies soon. That Hindu Nationalist freak is responsible for much of this. Prior to Modi Indian's didn't mass migrate and were much more tolerable (admittedly with pockets of higher concentrations) but they didn't own all the hotels and gas stations.
 
Been reading Douglas Porch's history of the French Foreign Legion and found this interesting tidbit:

But this frontier was as much a psychological as a geographical one, for beyond lay the East, people not with Arabs filled with sullen pride but by brown mass whose individualism seemed irretrievably lost in the sheer magnitude of their misery. With each port of call, the apparent subservience of these malingering multitudes, their seeming willingness to be dominated or bought, reinforced the sentiment of racial and cultural superiority among Europeans so that by the time they set foot in Indochina, they were already well on their way to acquiring a colonial mentality
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Or to put it simpler: dealing with Indians made everyone in the legion more racist. Evidently the same observations of Indian behaviour dates to the time when the Suez Canal was built.

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Headdot Reddot said:
Next time you see a pajeet go upto them and ask, "are you from Pakistan?"

It'll bark, "No, saar, I from India."

Respond with, "But they're the same country?" Try and keep a straight face
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Used to work around here too, during the Soviet Union and Finlandization.
"What do you mean you guys aren't russians?"

Thread tax: Despite my work being one of those where you need to be a citizen, fluent with language, pass background and financial checks I still have to deal with small helpings of jeetery.

Now, being a lead guy for <product> we use, I and few others occasionally get marketing mails from that company. Basically "do you want to book unneccessary meeting to talk if you want to buy some unneeded training and certs?". Now, in the past the names of the senders have been typical white ones, and those emails have been mainly one offs. And since nobody cares, they don't get reply either.

Now, we had new person with pajeet name. He sent the same mail, some six hours apart, literal chatgpt summary of his mails etc. Really insistent, and don't even know how but the fucker managed to sent it to our service center email (which I guess they have on the file somewhere). This created ticket to our internal system (which was thankfully closed as spam) that was issued to me directly since I am the only respondent who actually uses said product. At least he finally got a response. Basically worded in corporate language, please fuck off, jump from the nearest cliff at your convenience and never contact us again.

Fucking jeets.
 
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It finally happened. Someone I know well nearly got got by a tech support scam. Thankfully they're a clever boomer and guessed something was up before things went too far, so we got to spend some time psyopping the Jeet bastard as a parting gift.
 
Caligura said:
The (south)East Has Fallen. 🇵🇭
Idk which event is this but happy to see them having fun here in our city! 🥳#experiencedavao #g.mp4
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Its one of the sadder realities of a country that gives no shits on its own citizens and just loves OFW remittances. Its an open playground of the rest of the World. This unfortunately means even living manure golems can infect the territory. And even Flips have an aversion to shit... its gonna be a mess. On a funnier note, Jeets are probably so abhorrent even the local cannibal tribes don't want to eat them. The scalps however are still probably valid.

On a side tangent, I just remembered the manure golem was an idea kicked around by old TWTG. Spoony and Bennet poking fun at the creations of their friends. Its basically a golem made of shit and can only communicate with flies and came from oversized donkeys. Said golem has an ability to turn anything it touches into shit. Which would be hilarious if you play D&D and you have to turn in your character sheet because your character just turned to shit. Then Spoony comes up with an idea to make the Manure golem more dangerous by making it be able to spread itself by infecting others creating a literal shit apocalypse. Thought it was a hilarious joke.

Then the Jeet menace became a thing and this funny idea became darkly prophetic. We live in the age of Manure. Clownworld has a nasty habit of turning crazy fiction into reality.

 
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Headdot Reddot said:
We also have a historic example of immigrants going home. China. They sent over tons of chinks and lots of them went back because thing improved over there and because they didn't fit in in our Western civilization (no street carts selling deep-fried-chicken-embryos or food cooked in gutter-oil.) Pajeets don't fit in here and if we continue to remind them of that fact, by treating them cruelly, many of them will leave.
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Things got better over thing explicitly because the chinks that came over were meant to get western education and figure out western advancements (if not steal information) so that they could bring that knowledge back to their homeland to build with.

A lot of non western nations aped western nations (US specifically) and/or outright stole advancement to get where they are. It's not organic development on their part at all. We've also voluntarily shared a lot with the world too.

If nature had taken the course fate intended all of these people would still only get around barefoot to each other's huts to haggle for cheap grain. It's what makes them being snide about westerners and the US specifically that is so insulting.
 
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What jeets think will happen:
> An impressive share of the GDP will be allocated to a national software effort
> The less brownest of the Brahmin programmers, with a minimum IQ of 500 each, will assemble under the Banner of Bharat
> An intensive effort will be made in the next 4 years to produce some of the best, most innovative software the world has ever seen
> Infinite Google Play cards and bobs flood into the country, now internationally recognized as the Silicon Subcontinent
> India Superpower 2030

What will actually happen:
> The equivalent of a few billion USD will be allocated to infrastructure and software development
> Through the usual 3rd world web of inefficiency, bureaucracy, and corruption, most of it will vanish before it ever reaches the hands of someone who is capable of understanding the "10 types of people" joke
> Some minuscule software company in Delhi, using thrice-refurbished Dell Inspiron 2200s that would make an alarm fob look like a supercomputer, is tasked with pushing Jeet software 50 years into the future at the cost of $50/day (divided between 14 people who can't zip a file without help from Grok and a team of Sherpas)
> Said company downloads the source code of every commercially-used FOSS, changes the names and logos to something India-related, and recompiles the code through abuse of free AWS trials
> Josh temporarily rangebans India as the Jeets spend the next few weeks (further) shitting up the Farms, and this thread, specifically, by bragging about how some of the best software in the world is made in India
> India Superpower 2040?
 
We now know why Donald Trump won the way he did.

There were over a million extra blackpilled people before the polls even opened.

Now the number of people wanting TPD is going up at an asymptotic rate.
 
areanvs said:
Evidently the same observations of Indian behaviour dates to the time when the Suez Canal was built.
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Oh it goes way further back than that.
The third Tribe of Banians is divided into twenty Sects, none of which Marries into the other. They eat nothing that has Life, but only Herbs and Pulse. Almost all these are Merchants, and being bred up to it from their Infancy, they are much greater Cheats than the Armenians and Jews (...) The People (for the most part) are extra-ordinarily voluptuous; they have a captious and subtil wit, and are much given to pilfring and stealing (...) As for Courage neither Mahometans nor Gentils [Hindus] have much of it.
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- Giovanni Francesco Gemelli Careri, 1695
People are rude and uncivil : The Men are great clowns, and very impudent ; they make a horrid noise when they have any quarrel, but what Passion soever they seem to be in, and what bitter words soever they utter, they never come to blows. (...) One may indeed wonder that so populous a Town should so patiently suffer it self to be plundered by a handful of Men; but the Indians for the most part are cowards. No sooner did Sivagy appear with his small body of Men, but all fled, some to the Country to save themselves
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Jean de Thévenot, 1665
Travellers of this era going through ports like Soualy often noted that the custom inspectors "oblige Merchants and Passengers to part with, at the price they shall think fit to put upon them, those Goods and Commodities which they had brought for their own private use". Hindu Zamindars blackmailed travellers and extorted merchants, and threatened to confiscate all their goods unless they paid for their "protection", plus "there are Rajas, or petty tributary Princes, who interfere with trade, each claiming that the goods ought to traverse his territory and pay him custom." The Great Moghul "never admits any Body to his presence empty handed, and sometimes refuses admittance to draw a greater Present. For this reason the Omrahs and Nababs appointed to govern the Provinces, oppress the People in the most miserable manner imaginable". Even his generals "always cheat the Souldiers of part of their Pay and by that means grow vastly rich; especially if they happen to have a good Jaghir."
There's even a note of Hindu Faqirs using threats of suicide for extortion -
It many times happens that a Banian will give a Faquir considerable Sums of Money, because he has the boldness to place himself near his Shop, and to protest that he’ll kill himself if he be not supplied with what he demands. The Banian promises fair, and brings it him; but because the fantastical Faquir understands that several have contributed to that Charity, he openly refuses it, and goes about to execute what he hath threatned, if the Banian alone furnish not the Sum; and the Banian knowing that some Faquirs have been so desperate as to kill themselves upon the like occasion, is so much a fool as to give it out of his own Purse, and to give the others back again what they had contributed. These Faquirs (who give themselves out to be of a Religious Order) have commonly no place to retreat unto, unless it be some Pagods ; and they cannot be better compared (if you’ll set aside the Penances they do) than to Gypsies , for their way of Gypsies, Riving is like theirs ; and I believe their Profession has the Faquirs. same Original, which is Libertinisme.
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It's actually impressive how negative these travel journals manage to be about India, even for the 17th century.
 
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