The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Yesterday some Jeet contractors at work fucked something up and I had to unfuck it. Basically had to do something in a day that normally takes a week. I’m not mad about the work because the contractors were already on thin ice, and now the ice has broken, so no more jeets and Africans after this. I listened to several documentaries about Andy Ditch while working. I had previously avoided him because he’s too gross and cringe. I’m now fully aware of Poopsquatch because those Indian bastards wouldn’t do their jobs right. That’s what I’m mad about. Fuck you Ranjeep and Ranjoop (names have been changed).

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

There just isn't a "Indophobia" industry yet, people used to be open about disliking Muslims in the early 2000s as well before governments actively started combating Islamophobia and teaching about Islam in primary schools as part of "religious and moral education"

Phobia needs to be dropped as a suffix. Nobody is scared of jeets. It's always vehement disgust. Misia. Hindumisia actually rolls off the tongue nicely.

 

[KasTheGikes]

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https://x.com/escapefrommelos/status/1876683619777077255

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I honestly believe that the 'dead internet theory' is normal people trying to explain thirdies on the internet. A lot of the indecipherable comments on YT videos, for example, are considered evidence of botting, but I think it's just as likely to be some thirdie banging away on his smartphone with a keyboard he doesn't understand. Those comments seem less prevalent now that jeets have figured out how the internet works, replaced by actual repulsive indian comments.

I personally believed in the Dead Internet Theory until I realized that all the bot-like comments come from living breathing Poojeets. What clued me in was when I checked Quora after several years of not using it and saw every question being shat up by Poojeets whose inane "answers" are the same kind of prattle you'd get from ChatGPT if you asked it about a subject and the writing style was very similar to posts and comments I saw on other sites that I've been 100% convinced were bots.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

There is an account on Instagram that posts videos with "offensive" comments on the original video overlaid throughout. It is not intended to shame the commenters; it's meant to be funny. They posted this one recently. This video predates the start of the H1B saga.

This is Blue World Water Park in Uttar Pradesh. Why the fuck are they all wearing the same outfit and why are the lifeguards dressed like waiters?

 

[blue gopher snakes]

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There is an account on Instagram that posts videos with "offensive" comments on the original video overlaid throughout. It is not intended to shame the commenters; it's meant to be funny. They posted this one recently. This video predates the start of the H1B saga.

This is Blue World Water Park in Uttar Pradesh. Why the fuck are they all wearing the same outfit and why are the lifeguards dressed like waiters?

Again, no women. Indian men are repulsive and dangerous to women. You can argue that “not all Indian men” but if that were the case, you would see SOME women. None.

Conversely I take my young children to our local water park every summer and have never felt unsafe. The park is usually filled with something like 70% moms and kids. I have never felt like I needed to ask my husband to take a day off work to join us out of fear for my safety and my daughter’s safety.

Additionally, the lifeguards are dressed inappropriately because this is another example of Indians misunderstanding the purpose behind a Western practice. More little boys in dad’s boots. Lifeguards are not “middle managers of the pool”, they are first responders with first aid and emergency training. They should be dressed to jump in the water, carrying floats with a strap connected to them, posted around the pool with zones of responsibility. Instead they are in button down shirts and khakis, whistling impotently at the crowd. If they deem the situation out of control, they should close the wave pool and restore order. That pool is filled over its maximum capacity. How could a lifeguard even tell if someone went under and was trampled and drowned? But it doesn’t look like any of the swimmers pay them any heed whatsoever. Maybe because they deem the lifeguards beneath them?

Just example number 57483928464 of why we don’t need them in the West.

Here is the link to the water park’s website if you want to amuse yourself at the shitty English and terrible promotional material. The tagline is “The fun for everyone is waiting!”

Apparently the waterpark is part of a larger theme park. This is the description for the waterpark:


And despite what the wave pool video might lead you to conclude, they do offer an area for young children to swim. Behold!

I just love that even in their OWN promotional and informational materials on their OWN website, the area for moms and little kids is accompanied by a video thumbnail featuring a pajeet groping at a pajeeta.

 

[DSHK]

I personally believed in the Dead Internet Theory until I realized that all the bot-like comments come from living breathing Poojeets. What clued me in was when I checked Quora after several years of not using it and saw every question being shat up by Poojeets whose inane "answers" are the same kind of prattle you'd get from ChatGPT if you asked it about a subject and the writing style was very similar to posts and comments I saw on other sites that I've been 100% convinced were bots.

Now that all of them can afford internet they have the numbers to infest every site on the web. Ill bet 90% of the "fetishizers" in goth/emo/alt whatever online communities are horny pajeets with $50 chink smartphones in india

 

[Judge Holden]

This is the description for the waterpark:

Ok so we are all in agreement of the three great crimes of the British Empire

1. Instituting the famine codes to prevent the natural culling of pajeet numbers
2. Spreading vaccination throughout the Raj, thus sabotaging the almighty's holy smallpox containment measure for pajeets
3. Trying to teach the pajeets english and thus unwittingly creating this fucking pidgin

 

[Chris Konon]

Now that all of them can afford internet they have the numbers to infest every site on the web. Ill bet 90% of the "fetishizers" in goth/emo/alt whatever are horny pajeets with $50 chink smartphones in india

Just imagine what kind of lolcows will undoubtedly surface from this. We'll see levels of horrors and lolcowdom previously not seen on this page. India Superpower subforum by 2030.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

Yesterday some Jeet contractors at work fucked something up and I had to unfuck it. Basically had to do something in a day that normally takes a week. I’m not mad about the work because the contractors were already on thin ice, and now the ice has broken, so no more jeets and Africans after this. I listened to several documentaries about Andy Ditch while working. I had previously avoided him because he’s too gross and cringe. I’m now fully aware of Poopsquatch because those Indian bastards wouldn’t do their jobs right. That’s what I’m mad about. Fuck you Ranjeep and Ranjoop (names have been changed).

Well, obviously that's Suckdeep and Rampoop. Wait, is that doxing in current year?

 

[Quarter Pounder]

The smell of pajeets is just foul. Is it them sweating out their awful food, their lack of hygiene, or is it genetics at play, too? Because the abos here have a different, distinct stench that is also uniquely awful to their race. It’s the sort of stench that both groups have where you can recognise them by the assault on your nostrils alone.

 

[DSHK]

Just imagine what kind of lolcows will undoubtedly surface from this. We'll see levels of horrors and lolcowdom previously not seen on this page. India Superpower subforum by 2030.

It sucks that its harder to get an emo gf now because pajeets flood their socials with requests for bobs and vagene.
Edit: that panty wearing jeet 4chan discovered on indian amazon is probably the first one

 

[byron]

In 2009, India participated in PISA (a form of international standardized testing), they placed 72nd. There were 73 participating nations.

They haven’t participated since.

There's also an international computer programming competition called, The International Olympiad in Informatics. Here's a list of countries sorted by the number of times they've won the competition.



This is a very poor showing for a country that claims to be a source of so much information technology talent.

Kazakhstan has a population of about 20 million, but they too have won this competition three times. India's population is 70 times larger than Kazakhstan! If programming talent (mostly IQ) and education was the same in both of these countries (and assuming the IOI is a meaningful test of these qualities) then India should have won more than 100 by now.

"We need H1Bs from India!!" is just another scam.

The real outlier in this competition is South Korea. 49 victories with a population of 50 million.

 

[DSHK]

There's also an international computer programming competition called, The International Olympiad in Informatics. Here's a list of countries sorted by the number of times they've won the competition.

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This is a very poor showing for a country that claims to be a source of so much information technology talent.

Kazakhstan has a population of about 20 million, but they too have won this competition three times. India's population is 70 times larger than Kazakhstan! If programming talent (mostly IQ) and education was the same in both of these countries (and assuming the IOI is a meaningful test of these qualities) then India should have won more than 100 by now.

"We need H1Bs from India!!" is just another scam.

The real outlier in this competition is South Korea. 49 victories with a population of 50 million.

If pajeets were so smart, India wouldnt be a shithole and would have noteworthy global competitors in the tech industry like China, Japan, Korea and Vietnam do.

 

[Cairo The Farsighted Clam]

Even the described premise of the water park is centered around looking for women. When I think about going to water parks, I generally think about water, pools, slides, tubes, and swimming. One can associate tight bikinis and scantily-clad women with water parks and other water-themed locations, but it's far more normal to just imagine oneself running around with your friends and showing off cannonballs or whatever than potentially sexual encounters.

There's also an international computer programming competition called, The International Olympiad in Informatics. Here's a list of countries sorted by the number of times they've won the competition.

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This is a very poor showing for a country that claims to be a source of so much information technology talent.

Kazakhstan has a population of about 20 million, but they too have won this competition three times. India's population is 70 times larger than Kazakhstan! If programming talent (mostly IQ) and education was the same in both of these countries (and assuming the IOI is a meaningful test of these qualities) then India should have won more than 100 by now.

"We need H1Bs from India!!" is just another scam.

The real outlier in this competition is South Korea. 49 victories with a population of 50 million.

Holy shit, India's right next to Kazakhstan, a country we mostly know about because of Borat, and the fucking Soviet Union. How embarrassing.

 

[quaawaa]

Microsoft's Indian CEO promises to train 10 million Indians:

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[DSHK]

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Even the described premise of the water park is centered around looking for women. When I think about going to water parks, I generally think about water, pools, slides, tubes, and swimming. One can associate tight bikinis and scantily-clad women with water parks and other water-themed locations, but it's far more normal to just imagine oneself running around with your friends and showing off cannonballs or whatever than potentially sexual encounters.



Holy shit, India's right next to Kazakhstan, a country we mostly know about because of Borat, and the fucking Soviet Union. How embarrassing.

Holy fuck pajeets are perverted. Imagine going to a water park to find bobs and vagene rather than just cooling off and relaxing. Also pajeets are arming themselves lmao

 

[Evilronald]

Creepy Indian guy thinks being born in America makes him American. Angrily screeches “I am born here” showing he hasn’t even mastered the English language. “Model minority” for sure.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

The smell of pajeets is just foul. Is it them sweating out their awful food, their lack of hygiene, or is it genetics at play, too? Because the abos here have a different, distinct stench that is also uniquely awful to their race. It’s the sort of stench that both groups have where you can recognise them by the assault on your nostrils alone.

I'd wager it's all of the above.

 

[Back me up!]

There's also an international computer programming competition called, The International Olympiad in Informatics. Here's a list of countries sorted by the number of times they've won the competition.

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This is a very poor showing for a country that claims to be a source of so much information technology talent.

Kazakhstan has a population of about 20 million, but they too have won this competition three times. India's population is 70 times larger than Kazakhstan! If programming talent (mostly IQ) and education was the same in both of these countries (and assuming the IOI is a meaningful test of these qualities) then India should have won more than 100 by now.

"We need H1Bs from India!!" is just another scam.

The real outlier in this competition is South Korea. 49 victories with a population of 50 million.

Dude, that is not even the worse. Croatia (which has only been a country since 1991) only has a population of 3.9 million and won 16 times! And Czech Republic is right there next to them with a similar demo! If people really want to get elite programmer they start on the Eastern Euro Block.

The difference is those dudes won't work like slaves like your normal pajeet.