But why lie, though? I mean, if nothing else, it immediately makes me suspicious when they give an obviously fake name. Like, there are plenty of Pajeet immigrants to Bongland, if they just said, "Hello to you, muddam, this is Satinder Shidsendastreet and I am calling from your phone company," or whatever, I would be much more inclined to believe them, because they have a name that it's far more probable someone from their ethnic background, who speaks with that kind of accent, would have.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NS8KDVvMmIg
People have talked about the incomptency of the Pajeet in this thread before, but it's like they're not even good at being deceitful.