I can only say this: this is exactly how Indians argue and interact. All banter is a concrete political statement. I must respond seriously to every statement made, I must declare racial superiority despite the fact I consume holy turds. I am your superior, stop making jokes about me, I get to make jokes about you not the other way around.
NO MY ENGLISH NOT RITTEN BY CHATGPT FUCK YOU PROVE I USE AI OR ELSE SAAAAR
Each Indian believes they themselves and their nation, despite accomplishing nothing throughout millennia, are the chosen ones. We sent men to the moon, they send men to eat poo.
Elon Musk, saar, he making da Tesla roket. He make it wit Hindu minds saar. Dis mean india on moon furst saar. Neel hamstrong not moon man, was rakshit durfuk furst saar. DO NOT DISAGREE or i WILL FUCK mother WITH COW DUNG SAAR. she love me veri much saar, lov diagreah an shitfuk saar.
The average Indian will seek to establish the appearance of total understanding of the situation. I have witnessed them openly lie to my face, or otherwise semi-deliberately reinterpret sentences to mean the polar opposite of what they actually mean. This is to reinforce their subliminal argument that they know everything and are the arbiters of truth. I have heard them make wild, bombastic claims about topics I am very familiar with, only to be met with stonewall denial despite airgapped firsthand experience in the field. I can cite dozens of sources, personal referrals to professionals I personally know, and yet they refuse to even hear out what often amounts to basic accepted universal truth.
Their sources are ethereal; "I heard it on Twitter" "my friend told me" "I saw a YouTube video" and you may show them your sources to explain in detail why they are incorrect. Regardless of your sources' content, they will then either change their story without acknowledging your point, or stay in denial and deliberately misinterpret arguments from you or your sources.
Imagine if you will, an Indian tells you skin grows lighter with sun exposure. This is incontrovertibly incorrect, but he insists nonetheless. You spend a few dozen minutes googling to show him in fact skin grows darker with exposure, as is the basic principle of tanning, but he refuses to move. He believes it in his heart and soul, and knows this because he "heard it on instagram". He then says that you are incapable of seeing reality because you cannot think outside the box. Any source you cite is from other stupid people who can't think, even if not a single other person alive agrees. You can't find any source to his random statement at all, and Google pulls up nothing but sources for your claims instead of his.
Someone rambling like this would seem deranged, schizophrenic, or brainwashed by retards online, but time and again I have confirmed this is just the Indian condition.
A few moments later he might find the video, show it to you, and you will hear the exact opposite of what he tells you being said. Your understanding is vindicated, you were obviously right and never doubted it, but he looks at you and grins. Either his limited understanding of English is preventing him from knowing he's inverted the words of his source or maybe he just doesn't care. It's more likely a mix of both.
This is why tech support can't close your ticket. Basic reality is up for grabs because they don't see rational communication as an exchange, they see it as a mugging. It's a form of mental masturbation: being proven right against all odds even though they've argued a silly premise that theoretically falls apart at the slightest scrutiny. Room temperature IQ complemented by full denial of reality makes them impossible to communicate with.
Losing my password is my fault and 30 of those cases a day are easy to solve, but what if part of your website is down and you weren't told? What if you don't know how to solve it or who to call? What if you don't want to bother even checking? That's the customer's problem, I'd rather fight him tooth and nail and gaslight him than call my supervisor.
