The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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The Foxtrot said:
But I want something Soviet era.
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You can pick a Lada then as a solid choice. They were also sold in south america around the 80s, so you might be able to get spares from a place like Chile without too much trouble. Most post ww2 soviet cars seems more trouble than what's worth in my opinion, unless you get something like a Trabant, a Yugo or a Buhanka, since the latter is still produced to this day in its same soviet design with some modern touches like abs brakes, heated driver's seat and a fuel injection engine, and it's all done without an on board computer if I'm not mistaken. Don't quote me on this, but I read that they even send you the spares to service it yourself if you request them.
 
The Foxtrot said:
This is why I plan on importing either a Trabi or a UAZ-469, or some other flavor of "Fuck You, I Don't Quit!" ex-Soviet machine.

This is really cute, given that Indians also lie through their teeth about everything in their pissant "superpower". Meanwhile, even if this is true, this is not an accomplishment given most of the world has moved away from needing to use coal in such high volumes...and the USSR's coal production was provably between 620 million metric tons and 720 million metric tons a year from '71 to '81, while the modern day USA's coal production provably hit 1.1 billion metric tons in 2008.
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Get an old Lada Niva. I had one for a little while and while it was loud, clunky and not very good handling wise it was pretty tough and took a hard winter beating like a champ.

On topic thread Indians can't build cars at all.
For example the Mahindra Roxor was originally a Willy's jeep clone from the late 40's that they had a contract to build. The Roxor is still being made as a Jeet side by side today.
This car magazine compared a 80 year old Jeep to the new Jeet mobile and they said the old Jeep was better than the poomobile.
Basically all cars made in India are underpowered clown cars made to pack as many Jeets into them and dangerously driven down bumpy feces covered roads.

 
The trabi is underpowered too. These cars were made for 2 uses.
-Drive someone in a city.
-Drive between local villages.

You don't need a 4 wheeler with a V8 for that, 40 miles per hour max speed is enough.
 
Are we sure it's not the smell that's making people run away from him rather than people being scared of him?
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Maurice Maine said:
Toyota had some hits from 1964 on mainly the Corona and the Celica.
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DSHK said:
Sorry for the doublepost but youre half right, only the body panels are made from duroplast(basically shredded fabric and resin), there is still a sheet metal unibody frame underneath, just like the dustbuster vans from the 80s.
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The Foxtrot said:
Where would I get a Model A or T?!

I don't, personally, but this is farm country and I know dudes.

Fine, so a UAZ-469 then?
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I say this with love and care. Can you faggots go here or any other car thread? We're here to make fun of shitskins, not talk about shitbox cars and you've been at it for like three pages.
 
Male Idiot said:
We ahould fund the farms by becoming the official idea guys for India.

Ministry of Needful. Designates streets.
Ministry of Benchods. Lists islamic countries.
Ministry of Ministry: Catalogues all the ministries so there are no gaps left unministried.
Ministry of Marriage: teams up Pajeet and Pooja, instead of Pajeet and lizard.
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Ministry of Redeems: lists youtube scam baiters in a similar fashion to Interpol
 
notsnoozing said:
Are we sure it's not the smell that's making people run away from him rather than people being scared of him?
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This is a great illustration of one of the most loathsome aspects of jeet culture: whenever someone is afraid of, annoyed by, disgusted with, or generally inconvenienced by a jeet, they're proud of it because that's how their poopy cockroach brains understand social dominance, they don't differentiate between forcing someone to deal with you, and someone actually liking you, because they all hate each other and are constantly doing retarded petty power plays even back home
 
notsnoozing said:
Are we sure it's not the smell that's making people run away from him rather than people being scared of him?
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"Everyone is afraid I will steal from them because Indians are recognized as an underclass. This means I am cool."

Jeetbrain firing on all cylinders here. Does he know niggers are respected more?

Being completely honest, if Trump was black I would have still voted for him. If he was Indian I might have stayed out of the election. Then again, Rakesh Durshit Patel has to be born in America to run so the analogy doesn't really fit.
 
Audit said:
If you think India is bad, just wait til Africa is universally on the web. French, English, and various mockeries of other European languages are widely spoke in Africa. 2 billion jeets are presently trying to find white neighborhoods to shit up. If the UN predictions are right, there will be 4 billion Africans demanding to know where you live.

Cutting the third world off of the internet should be a national security goal, not merely a spam blocking method.
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Catching up and saw this so I might as well dig it up: All the Africans I've met (not hood niggers, actual niggers plucked straight from Africa) have been really nice. I rode with a Kenyan taxi driver once and me and him talked about football, nice guy.
 
If you take generic prescription medication, it could be made in India, and not for the better.

Minor PL, I take a single low-dose medication, and I've asked my GP if I can get it filled with brand-name American-made stuff, and I've essentially been told 'no'. Part of why I try staying healthy is so I don't end up with more meds or higher doses of the med I'm already on, because apparently I don't have the choice to just pay more to get products I know aren't 'Jeeted.
 
Sooty Soot said:
Catching up and saw this so I might as well dig it up: All the Africans I've met (not hood niggers, actual niggers plucked straight from Africa) have been really nice. I rode with a Kenyan taxi driver once and me and him talked about football, nice guy.
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Ive had similar experiences, actual africans are pretty cool and they dont shit on the street.
 
crowabunga said:
If you take generic prescription medication, it could be made in India, and not for the better.

Minor PL, I take a single low-dose medication, and I've asked my GP if I can get it filled with brand-name American-made stuff, and I've essentially been told 'no'. Part of why I try staying healthy is so I don't end up with more meds or higher doses of the med I'm already on, because apparently I don't have the choice to just pay more to get products I know aren't 'Jeeted.
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Horrifying. You know it's bad when even ProPublica are calling out their saintly browns for not being able to keep to a basic cleaning protocol.
 
Male Idiot said:
For dozens of pages it is IT autism, but the moment its trabant now its offtopic? Be consistent.
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Jeets are a plague on the IT industry. Post about them being a plague on the automotive industry, then you'll be able to nerd about cars on the side.
 
So many people complaining about UE5 ruining gaming. The answer is staring people in the face and they refuse to recognize it. The reason everyone is switching to UE5 is so they can hire the extremely cheap indian men who go "I KNOW UNREAL SAAR I MAKE GAME FOR YOU SAAR" and then produce an unoptimized, clunky mess that actual game devs have to fix but don't have the time or budget to do so.
 
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