White woman helps Indian neighbors by trying to teach husbands wife how to drive. Indian wife crashes the car then refuses to pay for repairs and gets sued.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLk56d0P0
Watching this and leaving notes for everyone else. Worth a watch but here is the notes if you don't want to watch. Good find.
1. When they ask to raise your right hand, you can see the jeeta take a full 5 seconds to do it, and you can see she only does it once the white neighbor does it first. Like most jeets do, they point because they know they can't speak english. The jeet male with her is not a lawyer, it's her shitty husband. 100% guarantee they didn't even understand the english "please raise your right hand" and only did it when the white neighbor did first, all they can do is wait for you to do something then copy it and make it seem like they know what's going on. Jeet male takes a full 20 seconds to do it.
2. The white neighbor looks a little karen-y but I was wrong, she is actually a nice middle aged lady, probably a little libtarded and thinking she's winning social credit points for trying to help the jeeta learn to drive.
3. She let her drive her almost brand new 2022 bronco and the jeeta dinged the worst possible place, the corner of the bumper where headlights are, cars nowadays have integrated bumpers so even a little ding is thousands in repairs.
4. She also cracked one of the foundation poles of the carport, the carport still stood somehow. White lady is being nice and only asking for $1,150. Way way too low and she's being all nice and fair and shit when you could also sue for court costs and for your own time.
5. Jeeta's first words are "sorry your honor I've only been in this country for 6 months". Judge doesn't care lol. Jeeta reveals she can't speak enough english so she brought her jeet husband in to help.
6. Stupid jeets stutter as they try to pull a "We can't be sure that's the car" because they took close-ups of the bumper "and we can't be sure that's the same car because the "car identification or whatever (license plate, stupid fuck) isn't there"
7. One of the pics shows the license plate. lol.
8. Judge instantly says she isn't buying it, instantly says there is no question that is the car.
9. Jeets say "because this was not shared with us before, you can't admit it as evidence"
10. LOL. Judge asks, "But you were driving the car, there is no dispute about that?"
Jeets pull the classic "gotta go, bye" trick, "oh no there is someone knocking at the door, we'll be right back". In court. Are you fucking serious.
11. Jeet tries to give word salad non-answer about "blah blah blah pictures for the month..."
12. Judge interrupts and tells him, yes or no.
13. Jeet realizes it isn't going to work but doubles down, saying, "So, there is a context where..."
14. Judge interrupts him again, says same thing. Jeet finally says yes.
15. Judge instantly says they have lost and have to pay. lol.
16. Jeet tries to hit judge with gay brown wall of text, Judge interrupts him every few sentences and corrects him, jeet can't even say things like "driver's permit", doesn't even know basic shit. Judge just smiles and looks down.
17. (Thick jeet accent), "My wife wanted to park "in her own way" (what the fuck does that mean?) "and she (white neighbor) wouldn't let her"
18. Jeet triples down on the brown sperging. Judge smiles harder and doesn't make eye contact.
19. Judge literally pulls and says a "Welcome to America", lmao. You can just see the look on her face "Yeah we actually have laws and standards here we actually abide by".
20. Judge says, judgement for the plaintiff, $1,150. (It's over, white lady has won.)
21. Jeet literally has no idea he's already lost, doesn't know the legal terms she just said, keeps sperging, thinking it will work.
22. Judge doesn't budge. Jeet says "alright we lost but now I question the estimate cost so "we lost" but we should only pay $50 etc"
23. Judge sees it coming and asks white lady where she got the repair estimate done.
24. White neighbor says it was at the car dealership. She says she is being nice and giving them the lowball figure. Probably will be more but she's being nice.
25. Jeet tries to fight it more.
26. Judge tells him to give up. He tries harder. Judge interrupts him saying, judgement for the plaintiff.
27. Jeet and Jeeta try to talk over one another. Makes them sound like retards.
28. "ohhh nooo the estimate said the damage is on the left side nooo but we actually fucked up the right side of the car (so you DID fuck up the car?), iz wroooong, you must throw out case"
29. "damage has to be associated with an actual damage". what?
30. Judge tells him point blank, look I do a lot of these cases and she's actually asking for one of the lowest amounts I've ever seen
31. Judge asks him how much he thinks the damage is worth. "iTs a cOsMeTiC cHaNgE", so "below 100". Judge says no instantly. Ends court session.
Classic.
