The Guntography - The Trials And Tribulations Of Ethan Ralph

[Fortyone]

I've been compiling Ethan's activities over the years into a timeline thread, several people have posted extremely in-depth summaries of his online life there

The timeline thread can be found here

I wonder if Ethan Saw my thread and got an idea to start the Guntography? regardless I don't think he should write his own biography, he would inflate his own achievements too much and not include the parts that make him look bad (the funny parts)

 

[Popper Whiting]

I've been compiling Ethan's activities over the years into a timeline thread, several people have posted extremely in-depth summaries of his online life there

The timeline thread can be found here

I wonder if Ethan Saw my thread and got an idea to start the Guntography? regardless I don't think he should write his own biography, he would inflate his own achievements too much and not include the parts that make him look bad (the funny parts)

I personally think, if we took the aloging out of the equation, we'd actually write a much better book than Ethan Ralph can. Like just legitimitely stick to facts and write it like a true crime writer lays out the facts whilst story telling. No heavy opinions just lay out his actions, his reactions, the cosequences etc.

Has Tiger King potential in telling a story about a fucked up piece of shit interacting with other fucked up pieces of shit. The thing is you're going to have to do it posthumously as by the time you've finished ironing out the facts for one chapter Ethan Ralph would have done half a dozen incredibly dumb and despicable things worth detailing, each which would require another half chapter to chapter to explain. Ralph's story is best left told after it has ultimately concluded.

 

[Pigtoad]

Defeating the evil Mint Salad and fat Riley in battle.

The gunt writing his memoirs sounds like a healthy, therapeutic activity.

 

[Drama Fan]

You'd definitely need at least a chapter about the investigated journalism epic to free an innocent autistic man from the financial control and likely mind control of an (editor's note: alleged) broke-dick serial-liar/killer and his gang of libelous associates.

 

[Retink Retunk]

You could probably get the same experience by getting hammered off of Maker's Mark and reading a copy of Hillary Clinton's "What Happened", just by changing out everyone she blames for her loss with "that damn dirty ay-log Joshua "broken dick kid diddler" Conner Moon and the Kiwifarms".