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Whew! Just catching up on Jay while Jace is taking a break.

Probably extremely late, and a bit spergy about musical gear:

Jay's guitar, as seen in the Rocksmith livestream, is a piece of shit bottom-model BC Rich Warlock: http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/b.c.-rich-bronze-series-warlock-electric-guitar

This range was made to be sold to metal meathead wannabes like Jay. Fun fact, the stock pickups on these cheapie BC Rich models are called "BDSM" humbuckers, so it's probably a great guitar for him.

This is a better metal guitar for the same price: http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/jackson-js22-dinky-dka-electric-guitar

He would probably dismiss the Strat shape, though, and the Jackson pointy shape guitars start at like $300 or $350. But then again, he bought Heather the tablet and that cost more.

As for his guitar skill, he's better than Monica Punk, that's all I can say. He at least doesn't bar the entire neck. His rhythm leaves a lot to be desired, as if he's ham-fistedly "sight-reading" Guitar Hero charts. His guitar tone (distorted shit) is at least more appropriate for what he's playing than Monica, who I've only heard clean.

You'd think he would have put two and two together and learned to play something to impress the ladies.


Also late: I noticed Jay had only the Sims 3 base game. Probably a good idea. The Sims 3 fully loaded would have blown up Jay's sorry old PC. Damn livestream was so boring, though.
 
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I realize we are very busy right now between the fap logs and the TRUE and HONEST golden wiki getting the boot, so I'll just ask this here. Is the "tard-who-is-explicitly-not-allowed-to-be-named" making recent comments on Jay's profile legitimate or just a troll?
 
ordinarycough said:
I realize we are very busy right now between the fap logs and the TRUE and HONEST golden wiki getting the boot, so I'll just ask this here. Is the "tard-who-is-explicitly-not-allowed-to-be-named" making recent comments on Jay's profile legitimate or just a troll?
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Looks legit. Investimagations by a team of crack CWCki investigmagators is ongoing.
 
ordinarycough said:
I realize we are very busy right now between the fap logs and the TRUE and HONEST golden wiki getting the boot, so I'll just ask this here. Is the "tard-who-is-explicitly-not-allowed-to-be-named" making recent comments on Jay's profile legitimate or just a troll?
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Pretty sure it's He Who Shall Not Be Named. He's been on a lolcow roll (lolroll?) lately between this and getting Chris to notice him. It's sad that he's so pathetic that this is all he has going on in his life.
 
Picklechu said:
Pretty sure it's He Who Shall Not Be Named. He's been on a lolcow roll (lolroll?) lately between this and getting Chris to notice him. It's sad that he's so pathetic that this is all he has going on in his life.
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So as not to derail the thread, could someone PM me and tell me who He Who Shall Not Be Named is? I think I'm too new for this one. Thanks in advance!
 
wait guys what did i miss
also 3000th post in this thread
 
The Golden Knight said:
Some of you were nice to me on Deviantart, but I still feel you are attacking me back at the "kiwi farm", which is betrayal of the highest order.
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GK being attacked at the kiwi farm
 
Picklechu said:
Pretty sure it's He Who Shall Not Be Named. He's been on a lolcow roll (lolroll?) lately between this and getting Chris to notice him. It's sad that he's so pathetic that this is all he has going on in his life.
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Can we make lolroll a thing? It needs to be a thing.
 
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