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Absinthe said:
This.

Twitch want you to have consistently >500 viewers before they'll even consider you. Jay got 50 people who are likely all from here except for a couple of devianTARTS. He's pretty much hit his headroom in terms of potential viewers, unless his streams are consistently failtastic enough to attract other lolcow-watchers. He isn't going to reach 500 even so.

Even if he did, Twitch pay around $0.002 dollars per viewer per commercial. If Jay had 500 viewers and plays 4 commercials an hour, that's $4 an hour. Maryland minimum wage is ~$7.50 an hour. The Dell technician job that Jay couldn't hack apparently paid $14 an hour. Geek Squad will pay closer to $10.

Back to leeching off Daddy, then Jay. What a fantastic Libertarian he is.
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Sorry, off-topic, but 7.50 an hour is a crime against humanity. I don't know how US citizens manage to live on that kind of money.
 
Elecman said:
I'm pretty stoked for the next livestream, I liked the first one a lot.
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Part of me wants to say I can't blame you but yet you planning to watch the recorded version.

I actually have no paitience/or tolerance to watch these fully. I never been so horrified to watch this and I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Even for an autistic, it is 2spergy4me.
 
LaptopGeek said:
Part of me wants to say I can't blame you but yet you planning to watch the recorded version.

I actually have no paitience/or tolerance to watch these fully. I never been so horrified to watch this and I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Even for an autistic, it is 2spergy4me.
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I think being on this forum has somewhat desensitized me to the autism, because I found his stream entertaining. (:_(
 
I won't lie his voice really started to get on my nerves after a while, but I was weirdly amused at the same time. I was bouncing between laughter and clutching my head hoping he'd lower his voice.

Can definitely see why some people wouldn't want to watch more than a few minutes.
 
I remember leaving his stream pretty early. His use of Illustrator is painful to watch, his taste in music was awful, and that laugh... :c ...and I had to force myself to not give him back-handed "compliments".

I completely left my home to go hang out with my family. I felt a lot better afterwards.
 
Gorogoroth said:
Sorry, off-topic, but 7.50 an hour is a crime against humanity. I don't know how US citizens manage to live on that kind of money.
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The cost of living in the US is much lower than it is in Europe.
On topic, is there like a highlights real of the stream because I ain't got time for the whole thing.
 
Surtur said:
The cost of living in the US is much lower than it is in Europe.
On topic, is there like a highlights real of the stream because I ain't got time for the whole thing.
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We tried to get some highlights in the video comments.
 
Absinthe said:
Yeah, no interest in making Jay drive to Ohio or run over his PC.

I meant more of a consensus that if someone, say, suggests to Jay that he should go read about Lisa on the Kiwiforums (like a certain user whose name rhymes with "TodgerGrabbit" did on the last stream) or tries to get Jay to talk more about Heather then a bunch of us would shut them down and minimise damage.
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I get it, it was a bad idea.
 
Was I acting a bit of ween on his recent stream?
I still think he should name his children (if he every gets to that point). Orkz or Mork.
 
Lascannon said:
Was I acting a bit of ween on his recent stream?
I still think he should name his children (if he every gets to that point). Orkz or Mork.
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Dude, the mere idea of that idiot reproducing is a nightmarish thought. You did read the Christmas Journal, right? If by some mistake of God(bearjesus) GK manages to somehow bear offspring, that's got domestic sexual abuse with minors written all over it!
 
Cyan said:
I remember leaving his stream pretty early. His use of Illustrator is painful to watch, his taste in music was awful, and that laugh... :c ...and I had to force myself to not give him back-handed "compliments".

I completely left my home to go hang out with my family. I felt a lot better afterwards.
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Same happened to me, but left my bedroom instead and watching Doctor Who made me better. Guess I needed a 'Doctor'!

GK's laugh actually sounds psychotic and would look good in strait jacket.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Dude, the mere idea of that idiot reproducing is a nightmarish thought. You did read the Christmas Journal, right? If by some mistake of God(bearjesus) GK manages to somehow bear offspring, that's got domestic sexual abuse with minors written all over it!
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I have read nearly everything about this golden piece of turd.
I very much doubt he will get to the stage of reproduction due to his behavior.

Said behavior is psychotic & I can't imagine him waiting 8-9 months,just to do his screwed up fetishs with his "lover".
Plus a the development cost of a baby and to make into an adult means....
A whole lot less vidya money & time.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Dude, the mere idea of that idiot reproducing is a nightmarish thought. You did read the Christmas Journal, right? If by some mistake of God(bearjesus) GK manages to somehow bear offspring, that's got domestic sexual abuse with minors written all over it!
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Not only that, but he's pretty much made it known that he would kill kids if it wasn't against the law. It's already bad enough that he's got BAD TOUCH written all over him, but to top it off, he would murder a child if he wouldn't get arrested for it.
 
The thing with Jay is that you can never tell if he's a genuine psychopath, or just that stupid.

The entire Christmas Journal nicely surmises that one can never truly be sure if he's a Pedofork or just completely convinced he's not doing anything wrong.

It's almost magic. Either way, we don't have to worry about him doing something. All evidence is that he's too lazy to.
 
Speaking from experience, I'm pretty sure that his speech is from an impediment. Speech sound disorder and ASD, most likely. Not like that's a surprise or anything.

Do the videos of his brother show the same thing? I kind of feel bad that he still has to put up with Jay. I feel like his mother coddled him due to being the 'runt' and like Chris, it's caused this narcissist behaviour. Not to mention the fact his parents just had to wait until they were fucking forty as well. It pisses me off that the exact same nurturing Chris had causes this and it's happened more than once.

Jaimas said:
The thing with Jay is that you can never tell if he's a genuine psychopath, or just that stupid.

The entire Christmas Journal nicely surmises that one can never truly be sure if he's a Pedofork or just completely convinced he's not doing anything wrong.

It's almost magic. Either way, we don't have to worry about him doing something. All evidence is that he's too lazy to.
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While that is true, Jay just tries to find the path of least resistance.

For example, going through his faves on dA I've found him supporting the legalization of prostitution. If this were legal, I'm sure there'd already be a newspaper article about a serial jellyfish spree on hookers.

If someone were to fuck with Jay enough to convince him that the law wasn't important, really bad shit could happen. He's also never said no when asking if he'd kill his brother if it weren't illegal either, due to his proclaimed bullying.

He needs to be placed in a grouphome. And I say that will all sincerity.
 
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