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Ok dudes and teenagers of all ages. Here is the post stream chat I did with TGK for his fans. I lost it at bent duck and had to take a break.
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I can't remember whereabouts in the stream it is (it's whilst the webcam is on, sorry for the lack of timestamp) but he gets visibly uncomfortable when people started mentioning Sonichu. It's interesting that even when he was getting a lot of criticism for his admittance of killing squirrels and his views on race, discussing Sonichu was the only thing that seemed to visibly annoy him.

EDIT: Didn't realised he went into a bit more detail about it in the post-stream Q&A. Thanks for posting NoHaggle.
 
I had a Golden Knight dream last night. Some black guy stole a suit of golden armor and I wound up examining it and thinking it was really poorly made.

Jonzun said:
I can't remember whereabouts in the stream it is (it's whilst the webcam is on, sorry for the lack of timestamp) but he gets visibly uncomfortable when people started mentioning Sonichu. It's interesting that even when he was getting a lot of criticism for his admittance of killing squirrels and his views on race, discussing Sonichu was the only thing that seemed to visibly annoy him.

EDIT: Didn't realised he went into a bit more detail about it in the post-stream Q&A. Thanks for posting NoHaggle.
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I thought he was gonna get pissed and quit. Really not an OPL fan.
 
I like how GK is totally not begging for games in order to continue the Streams. But hey if you send some money on him you might get a shout out in the next stream. Has anyone asked him why he doesn't have digital copies of his comic, is he afraid of pirating or sharing?
 
OBAMATRON said:
ABOUT JAY
  • The hills are alive with the sound of GUNFIRE! :3

    If you want peace, you must prepare for war. "Peace" is a luxury granted to pacifists that is paid in full by warriors, soldiers, and heroes. Don't forget: Rock beats scissors.

    With a heart of gold and a will of steel, I am the perfect choice for battling evil. I am actually working on my own TV series. I also have a few parodies and farces. If you have any questions about any of my works, please direct them to me. Also, I recently made Distinguished Expert rank in the NRA smallbore rifle qualification. This is the highest rank, and very few earn this, especially people in Maryland.

    I'm a loney guy who's looking for some girl to jump into my arms. Everyone that I think is decent always has a date and/or relationship already. Oh well. I'll keep trying to look for someone to settle with, but it's sad to search and wait for something that will never happen. Also, since no one reads these sort of write-ups, what difference will it make?

    Down with censors, and "cliques" are for suckers and clones.
FAVORITE QUOTES
  • "ROCK ON!!!" I
    "There will always be evil in the world. Wherever there is evil, there must be someone ready to kick its butt. That's where I come in!" I
    "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!" Leonidas & I
    "Spartans, prepare for glory!" Leonidas
    "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" Boris, 007 Goldeneye
    "Jay is gay.
    Jay: Hmmm, well I AM feeling joyus and bubbly. You actually have somewhat of a point with that! :biggrin:"
    "All natural - that's how I like my food; that's how I like my women." Jay

    "Look: Sombertown!" Chris Kringle
    "The ogre's butt." Rubert?
    "If you give, they'll give back. If you take, they'll take back." ME!
    War out!
Might be old, but not everyone has fb.
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Yeah he says all this stuff about him being warrior and that he can't stand peace but if he can't even go near a roller coaster without fainting, I don't think he'd do so great in a fight.
 
Burned Man said:
I like how GK is totally not begging for games in order to continue the Streams. But hey if you send some money on him you might get a shout out in the next stream. Has anyone asked him why he doesn't have digital copies of his comic, is he afraid of pirating or sharing?
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When I encouraged him to start streaming himself drawing, I urged him to consider giveaways for digital downloads of MotLW, but that was more on the topic of Patreon.
 
Oh. Wow. I just saw the stream. His voice.

He's sounds very special. Very, very special. A lot more "special" than I imagined him to be.

I'm going through that first stage of feeling guilt, because this Golden Knight is person clearly suffering from some form of autism or other affliction that severly affects their cognitive abilities.

I'm sure it will pass...

Edit: Serioulsy. It's just like early "Chris-Chan" but instead of obsessing about loosing his virginity and sonichu, he's obsessed about: Blossom, little kid's feet and an impossible to build suit of armor.
 
Venusaur said:
Edit: Serioulsy. It's just like early "Our Pet Lolcow" but instead of obsessing about loosing his virginity and sonichu, he's obsessed about: Blossom, little kid's feet and an impossible to build suit of armor.
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Nah, he's totally fixated on losing his virginity, just...his sexual fetishes probably prevent him from even considering a hooker like OPL's eventual forced decision.

The armor, though, is actually pretty funny in how it has to be made from solid gold or some shit. Given how there are people who are perfectly normal who have the capability to manufacture hand-crafted replicas of Star Wars Stormtrooper armor on a budget, if GK was that obsessed with getting just an armored suit he could whip one up with PVC and gold paint spraycans (if he didn't kill himself from the fumes first). But no, it has to be made from actual gold.
 
Venusaur said:
I'm going through that first stage of feeling guilt, because this Golden Knight is person clearly suffering from some form of autism or other affliction that severly affects their cognitive abilities.

I'm sure it will pass....
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Aww... Don't feel too bad about him being autistic. They are people too and like other people, they need to control themselves.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Nah, he's totally fixated on losing his virginity, just...his sexual fetishes probably prevent him from even considering a hooker like OPL's eventual forced decision.

The armor, though, is actually pretty funny in how it has to be made from solid gold or some shit. Given how there are people who are perfectly normal who have the capability to manufacture hand-crafted replicas of Star Wars Stormtrooper armor on a budget, if GK was that obsessed with getting just an armored suit he could whip one up with PVC and gold paint spraycans (if he didn't kill himself from the fumes first). But no, it has to be made from actual gold.
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If it wasn't made from pure gold, then it wouldn't be true and honest.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Nah, he's totally fixated on losing his virginity, just...his sexual fetishes probably prevent him from even considering a hooker like OPL's eventual forced decision.

The armor, though, is actually pretty funny in how it has to be made from solid gold or some shit. Given how there are people who are perfectly normal who have the capability to manufacture hand-crafted replicas of Star Wars Stormtrooper armor on a budget, if GK was that obsessed with getting just an armored suit he could whip one up with PVC and gold paint spraycans (if he didn't kill himself from the fumes first). But no, it has to be made from actual gold.
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No, no its not gold he wants it made of, its gold plated titanium! Because the gold would be too soft to stop bullets. Also the gold plating wont be none of that 14 carat bullshit. We're talking solid, 1500 an ingot gold!
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Nah, he's totally fixated on losing his virginity, just...his sexual fetishes probably prevent him from even considering a hooker like OPL's eventual forced decision.

The armor, though, is actually pretty funny in how it has to be made from solid gold or some shit. Given how there are people who are perfectly normal who have the capability to manufacture hand-crafted replicas of Star Wars Stormtrooper armor on a budget, if GK was that obsessed with getting just an armored suit he could whip one up with PVC and gold paint spraycans (if he didn't kill himself from the fumes first). But no, it has to be made from actual gold.
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Jay is morbidly afraid of breaking the law - a fact that redhead girls and 5 year olds in Maryland should be collectively grateful for. In one of his old dA journals he describes his constant fear of getting b& from the site. When he posted that pic with his shotgun he went into obsessive detail about why it wasn't illegal to do it.
He'd totally get a hooker if it were legal where he lived. One of his "Sexy favorites" on dA is a "legalize prostitution" sticker.
I guess that our superior knightly lord is unfamiliar with the legal situation in Nevada...
 
Optimus Prime said:
Nah, he's totally fixated on losing his virginity, just...his sexual fetishes probably prevent him from even considering a hooker like OPL's eventual forced decision.

The armor, though, is actually pretty funny in how it has to be made from solid gold or some shit. Given how there are people who are perfectly normal who have the capability to manufacture hand-crafted replicas of Star Wars Stormtrooper armor on a budget, if GK was that obsessed with getting just an armored suit he could whip one up with PVC and gold paint spraycans (if he didn't kill himself from the fumes first). But no, it has to be made from actual gold.
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Especially since that kind of armor would be impractical in most places aside from cons where the enormous price tag would make sure that it wasn't even worth it. I mean, this con I'm going to has three different panels talking about making armor (one for European-style chainmail, one for Japanese-style chainmail and one for scale armor) out of standard materials that you can buy at a craft or hardware store, and knowing that would be much more practical then the gilded trashcan that he wants.
 
Absinthe said:
Jay is morbidly afraid of breaking the law - a fact that redhead girls and 5 year olds in Maryland should be collectively grateful for. In one of his old dA journals he describes his constant fear of getting b& from the site. When he posted that pic with his shotgun he went into obsessive detail about why it wasn't illegal to do it.
He'd totally get a hooker if it were legal where he lived. One of his "Sexy favorites" on dA is a "legalize prostitution" sticker.
I guess that our superior knightly lord is unfamiliar with the legal situation in Nevada...
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Lawful evil mullet has also described multiple times that if it weren't for laws, he'd go around and basically kill people that (atleast in his perception) do wrong things.
 
Coster said:
Lawful evil mullet has also described multiple times that if it weren't for laws, he'd go around and basically kill people that (atleast in his perception) do wrong things.
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He once asked for advice on dA about where he could go to be attacked by a robber - or preferably a gang of robbers - that he could then beat up with his self-taught martial arts skills. He wasn't worried about there being a gang of robbers because he's heard they're really stupid.
 
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