The Golden Knight - General Thread

[Queen of Tarts]

So I got bored and spent some time with this:

His perfect match.

He already looked like a girl to begin with. This is just icing on the cake, really.

 

[Emperor's Champion]

It could be a power fantasy where he mentally used Dr. Robotnik as an avatar/self insert for his hentai fantasies, hence wanting him to have a big dick. Same as how straight furries and fantasy fetish RPers have characters with multiple huge dongs etc.

Wait wait wait. One character with multiple or multiple charchters with just one dong?

 

[citizenoftheinternet]

He already looked like a girl to begin with. This is just icing on the cake, really.

I used a face morpher to do the initial feminization.

It didn't change a whole lot.

 

[Seahorses]

He already looked like a girl to begin with. This is just icing on the cake, really.

No he didn't although a 4 inch penis is close to being a vagina.

 

[deadson]

So I got bored and spent some time with this:

His perfect match.

Holy shit balls I nearly choked on food. D:

 

[Emperor's Champion]

Holy shit balls I nearly choked on food. D:

My initial reaction was Aaaaaaggghhhh! Dont worry its a natural reflex

 

[Rosso]

So I got bored and spent some time with this:

His perfect match.

That really is uncanny.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Geek Squad does sales and repairs, so that's a double fail for TGK.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

From what I hear from a friend who used to work for Geek Squad, they cut loose ends a lot. If you're not up to par with what THEY want, they'll fire you in a heartbeat. That would be hard for GK, considering he wants to do things HIS way, and no other way. To do anything other than what HE wants would lower him down to a filthy NPC's level.

 

[schiessen]

Any of you see his new story? Heather, You're mentioned in it briefly. He's still not over you.

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Random-Act-of-Kindness-476067372


"The third was a redhead woman, wielding a staff, who could not conceal the bulge of her double-D breasts"

"Luke approached the redhead and asked, "You wouldn't happen to know anyone by the name of Heather, would you?" She answered, "No, I'm Natalie." He rubbed the back of his head and apologized, explaining, "It's just that you look a lot like her, except the outfit." "

What a disrespectful asshole


(I'm on my phone sorry if the format if sucks)

 

[Queen of Tarts]

No he didn't although a 4 inch penis is close to being a vagina.

Long hair, waifish body, feminine features?

Total fagarooni.

 

[Burned Man]

Any of you see his new story? Heather, You're mentioned in it briefly. He's still not over you.

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Random-Act-of-Kindness-476067372


"The third was a redhead woman, wielding a staff, who could not conceal the bulge of her double-D breasts"

"Luke approached the redhead and asked, "You wouldn't happen to know anyone by the name of Heather, would you?" She answered, "No, I'm Natalie." He rubbed the back of his head and apologized, explaining, "It's just that you look a lot like her, except the outfit." "

Heather is a character in the cannon that GK is writing, she will probably end up appearing in the next chapter of the Ultimate quest for glory alongside Jay himself. What happens in the chapter however might shed some light on his feelings for her. I just hope it isn't cringe worthy.

 

[Emperor's Champion]

Maybe he thinks he still has a chance. Man he's taking getting dumped hard. Well who can blame him? Its something that didnt bend to his will instantly

 

[Gorogoroth]

Lily quipped. "I've had dreams that were less sporadic than this"
You can tell he doesn't read; if you have to tell a reader it's a quip then it's not funny.

 

[Silver]

I was writing a Warrior Cats fanfic back in 2011-12 in which the lead female's love interest was intentionally based off my at-the-time boyfriend.

When I broke up with him I had the decency to stop writing the fanfic though lol

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So I got bored and spent some time with this:

His perfect match.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Jay was "going to get a job at Geek Squad" back in his 2011 journals It seems they offer a service where you bring your computer to them, which Jay has made use of in the past (which by itself speaks volumes about how good he seems to be with computers).

I found the Robotnik thing. It was in a comment thread Jay started on one of the Powerpuff Rule 34s in his "Sexy favorites" folder. I have no idea what the picture shows as I kept the content filter on. Link is here, if you're curious. Reading Jay's comments on his sexy faves is actually good fun. He is so incredibly awkward.

So below is Jay's weird speculation about the Dr's endowment. I must apologise that I said both sides of the conversation broke off to take number threes. That happened between Jay and a different guy on a another comments thread.

Anyway, here's the comments. Note that Jay completely misses the content of the artist laughing, and goes on to wonder aloud whether the artist is mature enough to understand the sexual subtext in a work they themselves created.

Spoiler: Intellectual exchange

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

Judging by the breasts, I guess they're "older" here. In THAT case, I like that she's riding the stick thing.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
yup they r older, and lol

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

Seriously, that would mean I can legitimately fantasize about mating...

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
haha so can brick

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
Yeah, but the constant is Blossom riding the stick should be a thrill.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
haha

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
It might sound funny, but that's seriously a fun idea for someone as "mature" as myself.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
XD *LMFAO*

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
What's so funny?!

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

Not an answer. It's probably because you're too young, childish, and immature to know about hormones (which is strange considering you depict them). I still wouldn't be surprised if you weren't younger than 14.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
srry i laugh at almost everything X3

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
O RLY picture

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
O Hai picture

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
You're just being funny now, with your comments I mean.


NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
Now THAT looks funny.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
XD rofl!

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

PINGAS! I bet his pingas is HUGE, like as long and thick as my ARM!!

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
haha

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

 

[Burned Man]

Jay was "going to get a job at Geek Squad" back in his 2011 journals It seems they offer a service where you bring your computer to them, which Jay has made use of in the past (which by itself speaks volumes about how good he seems to be with computers).

I found the Robotnik thing. It was in a comment thread Jay started on one of the Powerpuff Rule 34s in his "Sexy favorites" folder. I have no idea what the picture shows as I kept the content filter on. Link is here, if you're curious. Reading Jay's comments on his sexy faves is actually good fun. He is so incredibly awkward.

So below is Jay's weird speculation about the Dr's endowment. I must apologise that I said both sides of the conversation broke off to take number threes. That happened between Jay and a different guy on a another comments thread.

Anyway, here's the comments. Note that Jay completely misses the content of the artist laughing, and goes on to wonder aloud whether the artist is mature enough to understand the sexual subtext in a work they themselves created.

Spoiler: Intellectual exchange

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

Judging by the breasts, I guess they're "older" here. In THAT case, I like that she's riding the stick thing.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
yup they r older, and lol

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

Seriously, that would mean I can legitimately fantasize about mating...

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
haha so can brick

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
Yeah, but the constant is Blossom riding the stick should be a thrill.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
haha

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
It might sound funny, but that's seriously a fun idea for someone as "mature" as myself.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
XD *LMFAO*

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
What's so funny?!

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

Not an answer. It's probably because you're too young, childish, and immature to know about hormones (which is strange considering you depict them). I still wouldn't be surprised if you weren't younger than 14.
NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
srry i laugh at almost everything X3
The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
O RLY picture
NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
O Hai picture

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
You're just being funny now, with your comments I mean.


NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer
Now THAT looks funny.

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
XD rofl!

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

PINGAS! I bet his pingas is HUGE, like as long and thick as my ARM!!

NoahxCodyfan12 Oct 2, 2011 Student General Artist
haha

The-Golden-Knight Oct 2, 2011 Professional Filmographer

Cleary GK is the mature one here because he can touch himself to the PPGs. GK's hormone levels must be off the charts if he is trying to mate with non existent cartoon characters. So he brings up the Eggman dick for no reason at all. The idea that GK uses the word mature but in quotes to mean older is strange. Oh well he is getting it off to what amounts to a regular PPG picture with some makeup and cleavage to mean older, so its still very pedo-ish.

 

[GamerGirl140]

Any of you see his new story? Heather, You're mentioned in it briefly. He's still not over you.

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Random-Act-of-Kindness-476067372


"The third was a redhead woman, wielding a staff, who could not conceal the bulge of her double-D breasts"

"Luke approached the redhead and asked, "You wouldn't happen to know anyone by the name of Heather, would you?" She answered, "No, I'm Natalie." He rubbed the back of his head and apologized, explaining, "It's just that you look a lot like her, except the outfit." "

What a disrespectful asshole


(I'm on my phone sorry if the format if sucks)

So much for me being "dead to him". And I love how his description of me just had to mention my chest.

 

[Le Bateleur]

The "Random Act of Kindness" journal is Jay's attempt at a "crossover" with the Epic Battle Fantasy flash RPGs.

Natalie is the fanservicey mage in EBF. Jay probably thinks Luke mistaking her for Heather is a complement.