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balcolm said:
Has anybody actually gone through GK's favorites?

His sexy subfolder is so fucking creepy. It speaks for itself.
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Why are there pictures of ducks?
Dork Of Ages said:
Goldy will become the next Jace and he wants to work for something called the Geek Squad.

The Golden Knight: You know, never before have I had such a response about me streaming. This will be exciting!
Marine Trained Teen: Yeah
Marine Trained Teen: It will be definitely cool
The Golden Knight: Along with drawing stuff that I said - what?
Marine Trained Teen: Oh
Marine Trained Teen: I mean along with the drawing stuff that you will do
Marine Trained Teen: Do you think about making livestreams playing games as well?
The Golden Knight: Yes, especially when I get my new computer. That will be the first thing I do; to celebrate the achievement.
The Golden Knight: It'll be a marathon stream of games old and new!
Marine Trained Teen: Wow
The Golden Knight: From Star Citizen to virtualized Windows 95!
Marine Trained Teen: Now THAT I will definitely watch
The Golden Knight: Basically, the experience should be as if you were hanging out with me in-person, except over the Internet.
Marine Trained Teen: Yeah
The Golden Knight: I still need another grand or 2 to make it happen, though.
Marine Trained Teen: I see
The Golden Knight: I'll work at it! ;)
Marine Trained Teen: Cant wait for that
The Golden Knight: It's just going to take some time.
The Golden Knight: I seriously *need* a beefy semi-supercomputer if I want to even consider streaming games.
Marine Trained Teen: Probably
Marine Trained Teen: When do you think you might get the money necessary to get a new PC?
The Golden Knight: It depends on how soon I get a job and how much it pays. I'm assuming the whole process (processing and all, even assuming I pass interviews) would be a couple weeks, and I imagine a wage about 10 dollars an hour...
The Golden Knight: I have a ways to go; ideally a month or 2?
Marine Trained Teen: Huh
Marine Trained Teen: Didnt you have a job before?
The Golden Knight: I did, but the expectations were unrealistic.
The Golden Knight: As a field technician, I was expected to run all around downtown DC, fixing 6-8 computers per day.
The Golden Knight: The key words that forced me away are "per day."
The Golden Knight: I kept detailed documents logging all the time I needed to do my job efficiently, and at my pace, I was doing 2 or 3. My manager found this unacceptable.
The Golden Knight: So, I knew this pace was not going to change anytime soon, and since no compromise was apparent, I felt compelled to leave. It made me sad, but also relieved me.
Marine Trained Teen: I see
Marine Trained Teen: Sorry to hear about that
The Golden Knight: In short, I felt I was expected to do something unrealistic. It's OK, and thanks for caring. ^^
Marine Trained Teen: No prob
Marine Trained Teen: I suppose being a field technician is not the best job for you?
The Golden Knight: Well, I really enjoyed the experiences I gained, and I do honestly want to be a technician. But work in the field - any job - is quite hard. It does not help when the schedule assumes DC has no traffic or red lights at all.
Marine Trained Teen: Yeah
The Golden Knight: I could've put up with it, if I weren't expected to do triple the amount of calls a day.
The Golden Knight: Anyway, enough about that, I hope.
Marine Trained Teen: Yeah
Marine Trained Teen: What kind of job are you going to seek for now?
The Golden Knight: Geek Squad. With my comic selling for almost a year, I think that should give me the experiences to finally qualify me, since they're hard with that "3 months selling experience."
The Golden Knight: I mean, think about it: no parking garages or parking tickets, no hassles outside regular commute, and all day I'm pretty much at a desk. The pay will be lighter than 14 an hour, but it'll be worth it if the job is "easier" like I imagine it will be.
The Golden Knight: That's why I factored in about 10 an hour.
Marine Trained Teen: Yeah, sounds like it will more tailored to your own pace and so
The Golden Knight: Naturally. I don't think Geek Squad will expect me to defy the laws of physics just to meet some kind of quota.
The Golden Knight: Oh yeah, and I remember explaining when I hung out in G-Mod; my field job had my car turn into a small FedEx depot!
The Golden Knight: It sounds funny, but that's because the situation is something that sounds like it came off a sketch from SNL. I had 9 boxes, and half of them were quite big boxes.
The Golden Knight: Those altogether made for quite some dimensions within my Camaro.
The Golden Knight: I remember the last day, where I was picking up my load, and the boxes just kept getting bigger and bigger...
Marine Trained Teen: Sounds like it was an adventure dealing with those boxes
The Golden Knight: Yeah, it was really something...
The Golden Knight: Like I said, it wouldn't have been so bad if the pacing did not feel out of hand.
Marine Trained Teen: Yeah
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Geek Squad is another group of tech support guys that I believe work in the field. So I think he wants to get a job that is the same as the one he just quit because it was too hard.
 
Burned Man said:
Why are there pictures of ducks?

Geek Squad is another group of tech support guys that I believe work in the field. So I think he wants to get a job that is the same as the one he just quit because it was too hard.
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Geek Squad probably wouldn't accept him having less than the required amount of experience in the field. Plus, wouldn't he be expected to know all the latest tech for the job?
 
deadson said:
Geek Squad probably wouldn't accept him having less than the required amount of experience in the field. Plus, wouldn't he be expected to know all the latest tech for the job?
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That and they might expect him to work on multiple computers a day. I don't know what GK expects to be different this time around.
 
Jaimas said:
So let's go down the checklist:

* Bondage
* Redheads
* Powerpuff Girls (Art style and actual characters)
* Asphyxiation (Implied and Shown)
* Ducks
* Sexual Violence (Surprising exactly no one)

God damn it, Jay.
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You forgot little girl being eaten alive by piranhas.
 
so i asked tgk where he'll post the location of the stream and he said: "It'll be an update edit with the appropriate information a couple hours prior to the event, so you will see it pop up in your messages." automatically assuming i'm subscribed to him or whatever the deviantart equivalent is
 
Jaimas said:
So let's go down the checklist:

* Bondage
* Redheads
* Powerpuff Girls (Art style and actual characters)
* Asphyxiation (Implied and Shown)
* Ducks
* Sexual Violence (Surprising exactly no one)

God damn it, Jay.
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This guy literally has no shame at all...
I still don't quite get it why he is so keen on liking the PPG.
Also his gallery would be more same if it had more pictures of ducks.
 
So I got bored and spent some time with this:

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His perfect match.
 
Am guessing he thinks that vidya medkit have the same healing effect and usuage as in RL.

I still can't fathom if Jay even has a basic understanding of biology or took biology classes.
 
Some of those girls in the barefoot photos looked very young :cryblood:

The ducks made me lol. I'm pretty sure he only featured them and that blue and yellow flag because they were taken by a Polish girl called "jailbaitforever" that he was creeping on. If not...

I also saw in one of his old journals, in the comments section, Jay was speculating about the size of Dr Robotnic's dick. Jay wondered if it would be as long and thick as his arm, in a way which kind of made it seem like he wished that were the case. Then he and the guy he was talking with both excused themselves to jack off. I'll dive back into the cesspit and see if I can locate it.
 
Absinthe said:
Some of those girls in the barefoot photos looked very young :cryblood:

I also saw in one of his old journals, in the comments section, Jay was speculating about the size of Dr Robotnic's dick. Jay wondered if it would be as long and thick as his arm, in a way which kind of made it seem like he wished that were the case. Then he and the guy he was talking with both excused themselves to jack off. I'll dive back into the cesspit and see if I can locate it.
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Yeah there was a lot of young looking girls in the pictures. But I'm sure that was to be expected. And for the Dr.'s D maybe he was writing some kind of fan fiction.
 
Absinthe said:
Some of those girls in the barefoot photos looked very young :cryblood:

The ducks made me lol. I'm pretty sure he only featured them and that blue and yellow flag because they were taken by a Polish girl called "jailbaitforever" that he was creeping on. If not...

I also saw in one of his old journals, in the comments section, Jay was speculating about the size of Dr Robotnic's dick. Jay wondered if it would be as long and thick as his arm, in a way which kind of made it seem like he wished that were the case. Then he and the guy he was talking with both excused themselves to jack off. I'll dive back into the cesspit and see if I can locate it.
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It could be a power fantasy where he mentally used Dr. Robotnik as an avatar/self insert for his hentai fantasies, hence wanting him to have a big dick. Same as how straight furries and fantasy fetish RPers have characters with multiple huge dongs etc.
 
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