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Substrain-Seven said:
Somehow I feel that if he tried LARPing, he'd injure himself and cry to mommy dear.
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I imagine him being like that one kid in school who would suddenly gain the power to throw up invincible force fields when they were losing no matter what game they were playing.
 
Yeah you know hes got a pretty active imagination. Using it for a good cause would be seen as preferable. With other people helping out he might be able to refine his ideas
 
Count groudon said:
I imagine him being like that one kid in school who would suddenly gain the power to throw up invincible force fields when they were losing no matter what game they were playing.
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I got you. No you didn't I have like a magic shield and you can't come over here or you lose. Oh childhood games where you made up the rules and no one ever won because everyone was cheating.
Emperor's Champion said:
Yeah you know hes got a pretty active imagination. Using it for a good cause would be seen as preferable. With other people helping out he might be able to refine his ideas
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That's what I'm saying it is a long shot that he would stick with it if it didn't go his way, but I think he could get into it and benefit from social interaction.
 
He does not need to know about LARPing. Also, he does NOT need to know about the SCA....

Actually, I would love to see the strong fighters beat the ever loving shit out of him.
 
About the skyrim thing: he also puts a ton, I mean a ton of mods on it so he can go around in golden power armor playing god-mode style. He never joins any of the factions or does any quests, he just slaughters random NPCs, including children.
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This makes his love of kids (especially the ones of PP age) about seven billion times more horrifying.

Now he's gone beyond Pedobear; now he's coming across as the Golden John Wayne Gacy.

Burned Man said:
Personal if I had Skyrim on the computer I would mod in some more armors and one that expands the civil war quest but other than that it fine as it is. No power armor, mini guns, and child genocide for me. I imagine he runs around gunning them down telling them to kneel before their new god. I bet the next chapter of Ultimate quest for glory has him killing npcs and saying it doesn't matter they aren't actually people or something like that. Once again GK missing the point of being a knight.
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Is anyone else finding GK akin to Yurt, the Silent Chief, from Demon's Souls? You know, the guy who inspired Lautrec of Carim (my avatar here on the CWCKi forums) in Dark Souls, but is about seven thousand times worse and with absolutely no redeeming features? I keep worrying we're going to come back to this thread and find out he'll have killed the neighbor's pets or something.

Absinthe said:
Oh boy. There was something in one of his journals about how he was going to get an emulator to play the Dreamcast version of some game because he found out you can kill children in that version but not the remake.

This just gets worse, doesn't it?

At least the CWCki doesn't have an article on "Chris and virtual infanticide". :'(
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....This a rabbit hole that has no bottom, I fear. There is only madness and depravity beyond.

GamerGirl140 said:
Same here, and even if a game forces me into a situation where I have to be cruel to an NPC simply because the story calls for it, I feel like an ass afterwards.
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I remember in Fallout 2, you could kill children, but you never expressly had to, and if you did, it immediately made you hated by everyone for the rest of the game. The one incident that seemed to trigger people to do it the most were the two desperate kids that tried to pick your pockets near an entrance to one of the shops. I always felt it was a good example of how violence wasn't always the answer, since you could talk the kid into giving back your merchandise, steal it back with your own pick pocket skill, intimidate their attached vendor into giving it back, or, worst case scenario, buy it back from their associated merchant a bit later. Alternately IIRC you could buy them off with some caps and they'd never do it again.
 
Absinthe said:
I'm skimming through Jay's journals on dA, and I find this:

And now, to reward your attention, SEX! Yes, as a restless and wild teenager, I have hormones, how is THAT new? What IS new, is somehow there's a slight...Darkness(?) to it. Weird, I cuddle with my big plush and imagine myself mating with whoever's bound to become my Beloved, and yet...Somehow, I Felt...consumed, for lack of better wording. That aside, it's still a comforting sensation, that intimate love that not even Mom could provide without things getting weird beyond comprehension.

A few posts earlier I'd noticed this detail:

Sleep with a stuffed animal: My Blossom plush is NOT an *animal*!

Ok, Knight Watch. Please help me out here. I there any reason at all not to reach the conclusion below?

Jay has a plush toy of a cartoon five-year-old that he uses as a sex toy.
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Fffff I will never unsee that. Thank you so much. Although tbh he reminds me of this one douche on dA years ago who wrote journals detailing how often he stole his little brother's plush toys and fucked them.
 
deadson said:
Fffff I will never unsee that. Thank you so much. Although tbh he reminds me of this one douche on dA years ago who wrote journals detailing how often he stole his little brother's plush toys and fucked them.
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jesusfuck do you have links?
 
Count groudon said:
I imagine him being like that one kid in school who would suddenly gain the power to throw up invincible force fields when they were losing no matter what game they were playing.
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Well, he pretty much did exactly that when in that one cybering chat he immediately stopped the second he was no longer in total control.
 
I remember on his Master Plan section on his website having the highest goal involving an "EPIC SCALE LARPING!"

1,000,000 - The ultimate goal conceivable: "WORLD DOMINATION STATUS!" This is where if The Golden Knight can possibly cash in a couple days or week of vacation, this is the right time to fly that fighter jet. We pull out all the stops here, with a far juicer version of the "MEDALS FOR EVERYONE" promotion (namely, it'll involve a bigger and juicer medal to drape around your neck), AND the "MEDALS FOR EVERYONE" event will be a regular highlight of MotLWCon. Also, MotLWCon will be the place where everyone who's anyone will be there. The best upgrade imaginable will be an EPIC SCALE LARPING! (That's Live Action Role Playing!) It'll be complete with symphonic score, dramatic choir, and an orchestra of heavy riffing metal guitars! Boots will be on the ground, loud thunderous roars will immerse the sense of scale as swords clash and hammers bash, and singing about the glories of the battle will ensue throughout the dead of the night! If it's even possible, The Golden Knight will be shoulder-to-shoulder with YOU! OH, and this won't be a one-time promotional feature, oh no. This idea should take off and stay a key staple to the MotLWCon experience! It's so that YOU can feel like you are YOUR OWN Legendary Warrior! Feel the POWER course through your veins as if you have the strength of a thousand Spartan men! The only way that is better is when you find a million of your fellow fans feeling the same way, as all of them will ALSO be instilled with the strength of a thousand Spartan men! And when it is all over, you will hoot at the top of whatever lungs and voice box are left, "THAT WAS AWESOME!"
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balcolm said:
I wonder if he actually thinks that a mil would be enough for all of that bullshit.
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If he's expecting a LARP with over a million people involved alongside everything from an actual orchestra of electric guitars to a dramatic choir (and expecting the music to be heard by EVERYONE), all while hosting his very own convention, it's easy to say that he's going to need more than a million dollars to do all of that.

He's better off just going to a mosh pit at a heavy metal concert:

 
I sort of want to turn some SJWs against his Master Plan on the grounds of ableism. One, he's ignoring his fellow 'tism sufferers and anyone else who has difficulty functioning in a very loud environment. Two, there are numerous physical disabilities that make swinging even a foam warhammer at LARP speed less than ideal. At least the SCA gives you other ways to impress the king and queen, damn. (Scroll calligraphy and illumination. Cookery. Needlework. You name it.) What are his rules going to be for Powerpuff skilz? Or Jedi Force-thingy stuff? Do the peons who pay to get into this con even have such exalted grandeur bestowed on them? Or just juicy medals? (Way to ruin a shirt, GK. That sounds disgusting.)
 
Knowing GK, the LARP would probably feature actual metal arms and armor (perhaps with blunted blades, maybe). This leads to my Song of Ice and Fire spergery imagining something like GK getting killed at his own melee like the Lannisters planned to kill Robert.
 
Man, that would be a hell of a liability waiver. "You understand that attendance at OMGWTFBBQ Con may potentially entail death via misplaced metal skewer at any time."

Edit: Mods, I love me some Amon Amarth too, but the "m e t a l" wordbutter is starting to outlive its joyous silliness.
 
Altissimo said:
what the hell is his master plan again
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http://supergoldenknight.com/masterplan.html

Basically a Kickstarter-esque goal list based on how many copies he sells. Apparently he'll make the comic his full-time job if he winds up selling a hundred of his fantasies comics. He'll also hand out RIBBONS AND MEDALS on his 1,000 and 10,000 goal posts too (along with a pitch for a Myth of the Legendary Warrior cartoon!).

How you pitch a TV show from selling 10,000 copies, the world may never know.
 
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