The Golden Knight - General Thread

[littlebiscuits]

A bit more about the children thing: kids in skyrim are supposed to appear 8-12 years old. GK doesnt like this, because they are too old to be power puffs. He thinks it would be better if the kids were 5, exspecially the three red headed girls.

 

[The Mountain]

Mods like killable children I think can be interesting if you play with some roleplaying elements rather than running around murdering people just because you now have the option to.

An example would be the Baldur's Gate games; if you were a good alignment it makes sense that you have to watch your AoE spell placement when neutral NPCs were nearby. I've never played Skyrim so I don't know how likely such scenarios are, but I can see potential merit to things like that (especially in building character backgrounds if something happens by accident) rather than automatically thinking it's a mod for psychopaths.

The only real likelihood of children being in a dangerous place in Skyrim is the result of a dragon attack on an unwalled city or a vampire attack (which only happens with the proper DLC expansion). Even then, most NPCs are programmed to run indoors for safety when this happens. AoE spells are few and far between, and the most probably way you'd accidentally kill an innocent person is if they ran between you and an enemy.

The AI pathfinding in Skyrim has its issues...

 

[cluelessly]

Mods like killable children I think can be interesting if you play with some roleplaying elements rather than running around murdering people just because you now have the option to.

An example would be the Baldur's Gate games; if you were a good alignment it makes sense that you have to watch your AoE spell placement when neutral NPCs were nearby. I've never played Skyrim so I don't know how likely such scenarios are, but I can see potential merit to things like that (especially in building character backgrounds if something happens by accident) rather than automatically thinking it's a mod for psychopaths.

I don't do magic much in Skyrim so I don't know if there are a lot of AoE spells, but it's pretty easy to accidentally start hitting your allies when they run in the way of your attacks and so on. If you combined the child-killing mod with a mod where your reputation goes down in the factions/holds for killing children, like how killing innocent NPCs gets you a bounty, I could see it being interesting for times when you're fighting within the cities and there are kids running around and potentially getting in the way.

It's the fact he wanted the mod specifically so he could go around slaughtering children that's worrisome. As an RP element it could add to the story but I feel like most people who get the mods are just annoyed there's something they can't kill.

 

[CWCissey]

The only games where it's acceptable to act like an arse is of course GTA and its clone Saints Row. Even in those games they know child murder isn't right.

 

[Emperor's Champion]

Magicks. Xenos. Suffer not the witch the live. Unless it was the cure or lightball spell. That was just useful. But, maybe again I like to be the good guy, killing kids will NEVER be okay with me.

Okay guys. Im going to be honest. I try but im just not one of those guys who can't relive what they were doing at 9/11. I guess it was because it was the first major loss of life I experienced so I didn't know how to react to it. I sure as hell know now though.

 

[The Mountain]

9/11? I was 10 years old and heard from my friend telling the teacher that a plane had hit the World Trade Center. Being 10 and from the Midwest, I had no idea what the World Trade Center was, and the school day proceeded as normal. Wasn't until we were going home that I realized messed up stuff was afoot. Gas station lines were backed up for blocks, stations were charging $4-5/gallon, the news was all about these collapsed buildings. It was pretty obvious that something absolutely awful had happened.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I'm skimming through Jay's journals on dA, and I find this:

Spoiler: You will think you are prepared for how creepy this is. You will be wrong

And now, to reward your attention, SEX! Yes, as a restless and wild teenager, I have hormones, how is THAT new? What IS new, is somehow there's a slight...Darkness(?) to it. Weird, I cuddle with my big plush and imagine myself mating with whoever's bound to become my Beloved, and yet...Somehow, I Felt...consumed, for lack of better wording. That aside, it's still a comforting sensation, that intimate love that not even Mom could provide without things getting weird beyond comprehension.

A few posts earlier I'd noticed this detail:

Spoiler: not quite as weird of itself

Sleep with a stuffed animal: My Blossom plush is NOT an *animal*!

Ok, Knight Watch. Please help me out here. I there any reason at all not to reach the conclusion below?

Spoiler: The Horrible Conclusion

Jay has a plush toy of a cartoon five-year-old that he uses as a sex toy.

 

[citizenoftheinternet]

Children don't play much of a role in Skyrim, I think its the first time kids have appeared in an ES game. Not to mention there is not alignment meter.

Most of the games I play where character creation is very detailed I end up making a backstory or motive for whichever character I happen to be playing at the time, regardless of whether there is an alignment system or not. I find it makes the game more enjoyable because it's a more immersive experience that way.

I doubt this is what GK does, however, so I see what you're getting at.

The only real likelihood of children being in a dangerous place in Skyrim is the result of a dragon attack on an unwalled city or a vampire attack (which only happens with the proper DLC expansion). Even then, most NPCs are programmed to run indoors for safety when this happens. AoE spells are few and far between, and the most probably way you'd accidentally kill an innocent person is if they ran between you and an enemy.

The AI pathfinding in Skyrim has its issues...

Would the hostile NPCs (ie: dragons/vampires) attack fleeing neutrals? I can see a lot of people trying to save villagers if they did (and trying to save kids if they were able to be damaged).

I don't do magic much in Skyrim so I don't know if there are a lot of AoE spells, but it's pretty easy to accidentally start hitting your allies when they run in the way of your attacks and so on. If you combined the child-killing mod with a mod where your reputation goes down in the factions/holds for killing children, like how killing innocent NPCs gets you a bounty, I could see it being interesting for times when you're fighting within the cities and there are kids running around and potentially getting in the way.

It's the fact he wanted the mod specifically so he could go around slaughtering children that's worrisome. As an RP element it could add to the story but I feel like most people who get the mods are just annoyed there's something they can't kill.

I completely agree with that. And it's true that a lot of people use mods like this just for laughs when they have a lot of potential for storytelling aspects-- kinda like things going all bad in D&D.

Though I will say that elements like this make more sense in a multiplayer game rather than a single player.

 

[The Mountain]

Hostiles will attack "harmless" NPCs initially, sure. But, the way the AI handles it, whatever is attacking it takes priority, so as soon as the player or city guards jump into the fray, they're the ones getting all the attention.

 

[kukkahattutäti]

I'm skimming through Jay's journals on dA, and I find this:

Spoiler: You will think you are prepared for how creepy this is. You will be wrong

And now, to reward your attention, SEX! Yes, as a restless and wild teenager, I have hormones, how is THAT new? What IS new, is somehow there's a slight...Darkness(?) to it. Weird, I cuddle with my big plush and imagine myself mating with whoever's bound to become my Beloved, and yet...Somehow, I Felt...consumed, for lack of better wording. That aside, it's still a comforting sensation, that intimate love that not even Mom could provide without things getting weird beyond comprehension.

A few posts earlier I'd noticed this detail:

Spoiler: not quite as weird of itself

Sleep with a stuffed animal: My Blossom plush is NOT an *animal*!

Ok, Knight Watch. Please help me out here. I there any reason at all not to reach the conclusion below?

Spoiler: The Horrible Conclusion

Jay has a plush toy of a cartoon five-year-old that he uses as a sex toy.

Oh hey, I remember the Blossom toys in his videos and I...apparently guessed their purpose right. I am not proud.

This guy is hopeless.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Oh hey, I remember the Blossom toys in his videos and I...apparently guessed their purpose right. I am not proud.

This guy is hopeless.

Do you know if his videos are mirrored anywhere? (or do you have access to his private YouTube channel?)

 

[Burned Man]

I'm skimming through Jay's journals on dA, and I find this:

Spoiler: You will think you are prepared for how creepy this is. You will be wrong

And now, to reward your attention, SEX! Yes, as a restless and wild teenager, I have hormones, how is THAT new? What IS new, is somehow there's a slight...Darkness(?) to it. Weird, I cuddle with my big plush and imagine myself mating with whoever's bound to become my Beloved, and yet...Somehow, I Felt...consumed, for lack of better wording. That aside, it's still a comforting sensation, that intimate love that not even Mom could provide without things getting weird beyond comprehension.

A few posts earlier I'd noticed this detail:

Spoiler: not quite as weird of itself

Sleep with a stuffed animal: My Blossom plush is NOT an *animal*!

Ok, Knight Watch. Please help me out here. I there any reason at all not to reach the conclusion below?

Spoiler: The Horrible Conclusion

Jay has a plush toy of a cartoon five-year-old that he uses as a sex toy.

Well Shit. I think it is safe to say that are now real pedophile actions going on in GK's brain. So is it safe to imagine when or rather if he has sex with his lover he would be imagining blossom? Also slight Oedipus complex going on, at least he knows that's wrong. So to reward his readers he tells them awkward details like how he humps stuffed animals and powerpuff girls. I don't think that is a good way to get people to enjoy your journals, well at least for the reasons he wanted.

 

[Picklechu]

http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Streaming-Sunday-475711380

he's doing a stream now

someone better record that shit

I'm definitely clearing my schedule for Sunday afternoon. 'Dis gon' b gud.

Why would you ever need 50+ tabs open?

If he faps 4 times a day I think I might have an idea why...

I had a former roommate who would keep 100+ tabs open at a time, all of it porn. I suspect Jay is no different in this regard.

House Geis seem unwilling to part with old tech. In one dA journal Jay mentions that he and his brother win a vidya competition when they were kids and his brother still used the PC they bought with the prize money, almost ten years later.
There's also a bunch of journals where Jay tries to set up a Windows 95 emulator because it's his preferred OS.

Wat? Damn! He's like Chris, Nick Bate, Jace and MylarballoonLover all rolled into one.

Don't forget fart universe guy.

I don't know why I just had this mental picture of GK and Pixyteri together. I mean she is into rough stuff, right?

If it weren't for her being a weeaboo, him being below Pixy's "standards," and the distance, I would totally suggest that someone try and set this up. (Then again, Goldie seems to have at least a little bit of money, and he has stated that he wants "a polygamy"...)

A bit more about the children thing: kids in skyrim are supposed to appear 8-12 years old. GK doesnt like this, because they are too old to be power puffs. He thinks it would be better if the kids were 5, exspecially the three red headed girls.

...I think I need to go take a shower now.

 

[kukkahattutäti]

Do you know if his videos are mirrored anywhere? (or do you have access to his private YouTube channel?)

No, unfortunately I don't. Shame really that no one downloaded them (I didn't think he'd ever delete them given how he likes to keep everything public).

EDIT: where is he going to stream, has he said that yet?

 

[Lascannon]

His journals are tainted with Slaanesh all over it....

Also am horrified that is what he uses those PPG plushies for

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Streaming-Sunday-475711380

he's doing a stream now

someone better record that shit

(it will not be exciting as Deagle Nation, but it will be fascinating nonetheless)

 

[Silver]

EDIT: where is he going to stream, has he said that yet?

I asked that in the comments of the stream announcement, haven't heard back

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Welp, Jay just favorited the Gilded Knight fan art I did for @Coster. A little curious as to why.

 

[schiessen]

I'm skimming through Jay's journals on dA, and I find this:

Spoiler: You will think you are prepared for how creepy this is. You will be wrong

And now, to reward your attention, SEX! Yes, as a restless and wild teenager, I have hormones, how is THAT new? What IS new, is somehow there's a slight...Darkness(?) to it. Weird, I cuddle with my big plush and imagine myself mating with whoever's bound to become my Beloved, and yet...Somehow, I Felt...consumed, for lack of better wording. That aside, it's still a comforting sensation, that intimate love that not even Mom could provide without things getting weird beyond comprehension.

A few posts earlier I'd noticed this detail:

Spoiler: not quite as weird of itself

Sleep with a stuffed animal: My Blossom plush is NOT an *animal*!

Ok, Knight Watch. Please help me out here. I there any reason at all not to reach the conclusion below?

Spoiler: The Horrible Conclusion

Jay has a plush toy of a cartoon five-year-old that he uses as a sex toy.

This doesn't surprise me
I wonder if part of the reason he doesn't like girls who don't wear make up is because it makes them look older?

 

[Burned Man]

Welp, Jay just favorited the Gilded Knight fan art I did for @Coster. A little curious as to why.

Because as far as Jay is concerned they are best friends I guess.