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The Mountain said:
And lo, our knightly hero did bravely face the trials and tribulations of honest labor. In truest knightly fashion, and a stunning display of chivalry, the quixotic crusader... turned tail and ran.
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GK's knight mentor
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But what about the supervisors that begged him to stay because he was the best employee ever and they needed him?
No Haggle said:
He said it takes him an hour for one.
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GK actually worked a full 8 hour day? That is a surprise no wonder he quit. So how long until someone forces him to get a job again, 2 years?
 
littlebiscuits said:
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Well, there you have it folks! Actual work was just much too much.
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Yeah I'm pretty sure running through the street and getting into gunfights with gangsters and "sand people" would probably be a lot harder than fixing 8 fucking computers a day.
 
Oh and here's some food for thought, my sister described him as a "scrawny man-child". He heard that and he declared that he was proud of it!
 
Fix 8 computers a day. How horrible!! I used to have to BUILD 4-5 an HOUR from an empty case, a BOM sheet and a bucket of parts.
 
littlebiscuits said:
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Well, there you have it folks! Actual work was just much too much.
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Wow. That's really pathetic.

Edit: as someone looking for a job, I gotta say this really pisses me off. I shouldn't be but seeing ungrateful little shits give up what seem like jobs with a decent pay, let alone getting those jobs really chaps my ass.

GamerGirl140 said:
Actually after hearing her call him that, he openly declared that that is exactly what he is with pride...without any sense of irony...
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He probably thought the term "man child" had something to do with having an "inner child" or something.
 
schiessen said:
Wow. That's really pathetic.

Edit: as someone looking for a job, I gotta say this really pisses me off. I shouldn't be but seeing ungrateful little shits give up what seem like jobs with a decent pay, let alone getting those jobs really chaps my ass.
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Don't you get it, your free to live as you want to. No big boss man breathing down your neck and now you can spend all day wanking it while your mother waits on you hand and foot. Oh wait you live in the real world and actually need money and have to work for a living? I got an idea why don't you start a comic that will get you lots of money and fame. And speaking of comics how about you buy one of mine.
 
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Soooo did we come full circle again? He doesn't have a job again and he's obviously back on DA. That was the least exciting climax a lolcow has ever announced.

...Then again, a dude with a four inch dick isn't good with climaxes anyway hurr *yawn*
 
Coster said:
I bet it'll be a huge hit and Australia will change their name to Ausjaylia in honor of the series gracing their shores. Then the Ausjaylian government will give him diplomatic immunity, allowing Goldie to run around and shoot all the fake heartsweets he could possibly want.
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More like AusGAYlia, amirite?

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I'll show myself out.
 
The Mountain said:
And lo, our knightly hero did bravely face the trials and tribulations of honest labor. In truest knightly fashion, and a stunning display of chivalry, the quixotic crusader... turned tail and ran.
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"I am I, Don Quixote,
The Lord of la Mancha!
My destiny calls and I go
Unless there is traffic
Or I can't find parking,
Well, guess I'll be quitting my job
Guess I'll be quitting my job!
Onward to mommy I go!"
 
I've got something coming in the mail soon....

It's more affordable than a CWC original, but just as worthless.
 
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