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and that folks, is how it's done!

*bows*
 
The Troubles
I have been advised to never talk about "Real Life stuff" here ever again, and for obvious reason. However, there are still good people I have been meeting, those of which I know I could trust with Real Life discussions. However, there are still bad people who are evil and/or stupid. These "people" of late have been forcing me to clam up.

I think the best way to lose them would be for me to go into some kind of Buddhist temple on a mountaintop for X months, completely severed from the outside world, where nobody could find me and I would have no need to find anybody else. It would be hard at first, but I think that in the long run, some kind of severance break would be very tranquilizing upon me. At least I reckon I'd be eating and sleeping better.
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So he does read here again...and he'll probably STILL fall for the next fake account someone makes? What...the...FUCK??

P.S.
If you're reading this, Goldie, the stuff you fantasize about doing to women is disgusting, and you should feel bad. It's fucking sick. You have a fucking problem. Get medicated.
 
He should totally go to a Buddhist monastery, if for no other reason than that they'd shave off his ridiculous mullet.
 
And pistol whip you while putting jellyfish on your feet.

And it's all drawn poorly in Adobe Illustrator in a style vaguely reminiscent of PPG, but with horrible inconsistently sized limbs, constantly broken perspective, and everyone looks like they're 5.
 
You mean his EPIC massive four inch sword of EPIC justice HE USES TO KILL THE FILTHY SAND PEOPLE isn't enough to seal the deal?!
 
Guise, THIS IS CYBERBOWL-MULLETING!

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Just catching up on this thread. 100 posts overnight! wow fast-paced Kiwiforums
 
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tldr - GK wants to become the closest possible thing there is to a God and control the universe. As you do.
 
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tldr - GK wants to become the closest possible thing there is to a God and control the universe. As you do.


It would be nice to see the honourable Gilded Knight point out to Jay that having that kind of power is completely impossible. If he continues to fantasise about become "god-like" he will spend his entire life becoming increasingly disappointed. Also, that the "second step" would be hard work not "scheming" otherwise all goals remain unattainable. Oh and the positive and negative aspects of escapism.
 
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