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I have to say, originally I thought that this guy was just a terrible artist who posted a creepy blog about the time he tickled some children.

Now, I see that this is a man who clearly has skin lamps in his future.
 
soIregistered said:
I have to say, originally I thought that this guy was just a terrible artist who posted a creepy blog about the time he tickled some children.

Now, I see that this is a man who clearly has skin lamps in his future.
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Made from the skin flaps of a vagina or giant clitoral hoods??
 
I want to see this exhaustive letter he wrote to his supervisors. BAWWW! Work is harrrrd, and I have to deal with commoner peasants.
 
Emperor's Champion said:
Is it just me or does anyone find it odd he's already tempted to quit work after two weeks.
Also littlebiscuit loved how you called him suspended by the...

You know is there really any way to suspend someone without massive hooks in them? Wouldnt the skin just rip no matter where it was?
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No, not really no. Mostly because he's pretty lazy to begin with, and he's only done it for Heather. Now that he doesn't have the reason to go to her place, and Lisa is a closed case, he really doesn't have to since his mother waits hand and foot on him.

I don't think so. Not realistically anyways. There's a couple of movies that show suspension by hooks, but I don't think any of them had genital hangings.
 
There are people who get off on hanging themselves from the back by meathooks, so it can be done. But hanging yourself from a wide area with a lot of tissue, like your back, is way different from hanging yourself from your genitals. When hung from the back the balance, strain and weight is evened out and multiple hooks are used and it can't be done for long because the flesh does rip and stretch.

I once saw a documentary about this lol. Never thought it was information that would come in handy. A BDSM couple got married while suspended from meathooks. freaky shit.
 
cluelessly said:
There are people who get off on hanging themselves from the back by meathooks, so it can be done. But hanging yourself from a wide area with a lot of tissue, like your back, is way different from hanging yourself from your genitals. When hung from the back the balance, strain and weight is evened out and multiple hooks are used and it can't be done for long because the flesh does rip and stretch.

I once saw a documentary about this lol. Never thought it was information that would come in handy. A BDSM couple got married while suspended from meathooks. freaky shit.
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That's not edgy enough, though. Four Inch Wonder Knight would add jellyfish, pubic hair burning and tacks to his. Instead of burning a candle or stepping on a glass cup, they'd be pronounce man and wife and "he may now shoot the bride in the uterus."
 
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deadson said:
Everytime someone says it can't get worse I usually take a shot, cause it pretty much does. :biggrin:
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A dangerous game you're playing. Won't you think of your poor liver?

That said, what really gets me is he's looked at porn and still doesn't know what the basic equipment a woman has is. I mean sure, porn won't teach you how to have sex properly, but I'm pretty sure it would teach what a goddamn vagina actually looks like, and that there's no vagina foreskin. Unless he's been watching Chernoybl aftermath porn with rad mutants.
 
Strelok said:
A dangerous game you're playing. Won't you think of your poor liver?

That said, what really gets me is he's looked at porn and still doesn't know what the basic equipment a woman has is. I mean sure, porn won't teach you how to have sex properly, but I'm pretty sure it would teach what a goddamn vagina actually looks like, and that there's no vagina foreskin. Unless he's been watching Chernoybl aftermath porn with rad mutants.
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This confuses me too because the porn video he linked with the nettles had a naked woman in it and you can see, well, everything. I have no idea where he got the idea of this skin flap from.
 
cluelessly said:
This confuses me too because the porn video he linked with the nettles had a naked woman in it and you can see, well, everything. I have no idea where he got the idea of this skin flap from.
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The only possible explanation that makes any sense is that he's managed to autism-speak reference women with, well I don't know the proper anatomical term, but "pronounced meatcurtains" if you catch my drift. Especially since he keeps referencing the labia. And then when questioned on it, instead of properly expaining what he meant, doubled down on the autism spiral and made everyone including himself more confused.

And my god I feel dirty now. I need a fucking shower.
 
Strelok said:
The only possible explanation that makes any sense is that he's managed to autism-speak reference women with, well I don't know the proper anatomical term, but "pronounced meatcurtains" if you catch my drift. Especially since he keeps referencing the labia. And then when questioned on it, instead of properly expaining what he meant, doubled down on the autism spiral and made everyone including himself more confused.

And my god I feel dirty now. I need a fucking shower.
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Yeah I think he might be confused on what those flaps are and how they're attached to the body.
 
Emperor's Champion said:
Is it just me or does anyone find it odd he's already tempted to quit work after two weeks.
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I find it more suprising that he's managed to hold onto a job for two weeks without getting pinkslipped.

Also, does anyone else think that this whole S&M thing he's supposedly into is just his excuse for wanting to hurt women? Especially evident as he doesn't like it when he's in the submissive role.
 
Please somehow get that email he sent to his supervisors. I want to see just how amazingly deluded he really is about having a job and being a functioning part of society.
 
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