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What the hell? What is it with virgin males these days not knowing how the vagina works or even what it really looks like?
 
sikotik said:
What the hell? What is it with virgin males these days not knowing how the vagina works or even what it really looks like?
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I'm pretty sure all the schools in the U.S. require you to take some form of sex-ed in atleast the high school level (mine was freshman year). I wonder if our mulleted Dale Gribble here will also claim if he was HONOR ROLL?
 
littlebiscuits said:
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That's one of the most sensitive parts of a woman's body, I'm pretty sure even first-degree burning and/or a tight grip could very well cause permanent damage!
 
Coster said:
I'm pretty sure all the schools in the U.S. require you to take some form of sex-ed in atleast the high school level (mine was freshman year). I wonder if our mulleted Dale Gribble here will also claim if he was HONOR ROLL?
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they don't teach you anything in sex ed that really matters beyond the fact that men and women have different parts and puberty.
 
GamerGirl140 said:
That's one of the most sensitive parts of a woman's body, I'm pretty sure even first-degree burning and/or a tight grip could very well cause permanent damage!
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You are a very lucky girl.

And by that I mean you basically got out of that relationship RIGHT as GK apparently went over the edge and into this dominatrix snuff horrorfest that would make Jigsaw scared.
 
bj2cwc said:
He actually thinks that hanging a guy by his penis won't cause permanent damage?! Okay, that may be true for him, because he only weighs about three pounds, but for the average man the damage will be pretty permanent.
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To be fair, GK doesn't really have much real estate to hang him from on those terms.
 
Picklechu said:
"If you come back, I promise not to rip your vagina off!!!" :stupid:
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Come on Lisa(s) how could you pass on an offer like this. Doesn't he realize the Lisa wants to be the torturer not the one on the other side anymore.
Emperor's Champion said:
Is it just me or does anyone find it odd he's already tempted to quit work after two weeks.
Also littlebiscuit loved how you called him suspended by the...

You know is there really any way to suspend someone without massive hooks in them? Wouldnt the skin just rip no matter where it was?
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I don't find it odd so as exactly the amount of effort I expected GK to put into his work. I just love that the only reason he didn't quit is that the managers need him at least according to him.
I'm sure you could suspend someone for a little while from like their back or something before the skin ripped.
 
Optimus Prime said:
You are a very lucky girl.

And by that I mean you basically got out of that relationship RIGHT as GK apparently went over the edge and into this dominatrix snuff horrorfest that would make Jigsaw scared.
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WANNA ROLEPLAY?

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So... even by proving he doesn't even know what on earth a vagina looks like... he assumes hanging someone from their most sensitive part of their body or BURNING YOUR PUBIC HAIR wouldn't cause permanent damage? How does one even think hanging from just a single part of your body wouldn't lead to the rest of your weight pulling it down? Yeah, I know I know, a creepy tard like him wouldn't know it - but there's stupidity like confusing a vagina for being a weird skin flap pouch and then there's thinking all of the dumb shit he fantasizes about wouldn't lead to permanent damage.

I missed out on so much, but each page got better and better. I know everyone has fantasies that may be inconsistent or not very realistic, but my god, it's no surprise that his fantasies are just retarded nonsense as long as he's brutally torturing a woman. It's okay to shoot a woman in the uterus until her 'squishy flesh' tears and shreds... but whoa, hold up, something like a paper cut on his body is just going TOO far. What's wrong with you - paper cuts leave permanent damage!

...Unless you respawn or take a med kit and walk it off.
 
Burned Man said:
Come on Lisa(s) how could you pass on an offer like this. Doesn't he realize the Lisa wants to be the torturer not the one on the other side anymore.

I don't find it odd so as exactly the amount of effort I expected GK to put into his work. I just love that the only reason he didn't quit is that the managers need him at least according to him.
I'm sure you could suspend someone for a little while from like their back or something before the skin ripped.
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I would but the whole reason i gave it over to littlebiscuts is because i'm starting college next week and he's way to demanding for me to balance fucking around with him and work.

its all up to you littlebiscuts
 
The Four Inch Wonder is like a high-maintenance yappy dog that everyone's just too exhausted to deal with. It's great :lol:
 
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