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Didn't he have a sockpuppet that got b&? And wasn't he trying to wage some guerilla campaign against the evil Kiwiforums (that somehow didn't involve reading his thread?)
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Yeah he did... idk what happened. He probably forgot about it.
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when did that happen
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The fact is, CWC accomplished more in less time than Goldie did. That's depressingly impressive.
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It's a pretty common thing for TGK to ignore anything that doesn't fit with his epic self-image. It's going to be difficult to read these posts. I imagine the fact that we talk about him fuels his fantasies but the actual content is another matter.
I mean, how hard do you have to avoid reality online to believe 4" is normal? That's some serious avoidance.
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He probably sees us as bad guys and imagines him defeating us and himself standing on a pile of our bodies as the light shines down on his shinny golden armor like the the epic ultimate warrior he sees himself as
he probably hear 4" is average but missed the flaccid part of that. or chose not to hear it.
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This is like what every lolcow sees the forums as as, some sort of Saturday morning cartoon league of villains who spend all their time rubbing their hands together, snickering, and plotting their downfall, when in actuality we're just people who gather to discuss eccentric people on the internet.
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There is only one mulleted epic Ultimate Warrior:
I genuinely think it's avoidance. You'd have to avoid every description, visual, spam e-mail etc. It could also be like Chris... My mother says I'm handsome/it's normal so it must be.
Speak for yourself... I am wearing my waxed twirly moustache and evil top hat of evil thoughts as we speak.
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I'm sipping my nightcap of orphans' tears and listening to my tapes of screaming.
I just realised something. All of Golday's "exes" have posted in this thread today.
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Makes sense though if you think about his lack of writing skills. He probably doesn't even read back what he's written, just spewed it out and slapped on "it's just a rough draft"as an excuse for being lazy.
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And I'm sure if there is a next one she will find her way here too.
With GK there are no secrets these days, you jump straight into the deep end of thumbtacks, sadism, bad story inserts, and humping emoticons. This is how GK shows his freedom on what he considers the last bastion of freedom, the internet. On the plus side the next girl that comes around that isn't a ween that is (no offense) will certainly have all the information to make a well thought out and informed decision to get the hell out of that relationship.Good fuck of all fucks, to think I once said this guy was too boring to be considered a lolcow. It fascinates me how Golden Knight does not hesitate to go into great detail to describe his masturbatory habits and every little detail about them, not to mention immediately greeting strangers with that info. It's like as if he's trying to be a parody of the stereotypical sex offender who rides around the neighborhood in a white windowless van.
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interesting...
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"Baby, I want to hurt you so bad. I want to sting you with jellyfish, shove tacs in your feet, drown-" "Can I cut you a bit?" "WHOA! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? No, I draw the line there!"
Also, I'm calling it. GK will claim this was a mutual break up or that he couldn't be with someone into edgeplay in his future entries.
Also, I'm calling it. GK will claim this was a mutual break up or that he couldn't be with someone into edgeplay in his future entries.
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Well that went better than expected. I guess that's how you break up with GK just pretend to hurt him and he won't like it. And he is already trying to get out of his job, I doubt the part where his managers beg him to stay.
interesting...
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Well this certainly is disturbing, to say the least.
From personal experience, mild cutting won't leave bad scarring, and doesn't hurt that much. It also depends where the cuts are made. I know Schiessen isn't really his girlfriend, but yeah....Golden Knight is a fucking disgusting hypocrite.
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he doesn't like people (especially women) dominating him because he has power issues. I expected him to say something like this.
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I would say he's his own species. Nick Bate has mental illnesses, a fetish/weird fascination with shit/butts, stalked some chick, and i also think he said he was trans at one point briefly. I would agree though he leans more towards the nick bate side of the meter then the chris side.
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