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GK thinks a four-inch dick is normal... :sighduck:

I wonder if, on some level, he realizes it isn't, considering he wants a robotic nettle dong?
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Do we know how he is at his job? He's mocked but is he any good at what he does? His journal reads like he appreciates (but doesn't enjoy) the job but you'd know better than I.
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It sounds like he was having trouble with some of the customers, but most of their problems were pretty basic "Is your internet router on? is your power strip on? Alright, well turn it on. See, it works now!" which any computer tech will tell you, is 90% of the job.

I don't remember... but someone said they wanted to know more about his mom?

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Also I think he's either taking a dump or fapping at the end, idk
 
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So even A-Log is more endowed with his 6 inch fox dick?
 
littlebiscuits said:
I don't remember... but someone said they wanted to know more about his mom?

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Also I think he's either taking a dump or fapping at the end, idk
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Fascinating .

Unless I'm very mistaken, GK's mother is 61. For a woman of her age to play an MMO for an hour a day is unusual, I'd have thought...

Also GK's Star Wars obsession makes a lot of sense if his Mom was a big fan, him being so close to her from what we've seen.
 
@littlebiscuits your choice of language and subtle but cutting remarks are amazing. Absolutely perfect for getting the best reaction. I salute both brave Valkyries.

Men often have a distorted view of penis size but it's normally the other way around. Because porn is filled with generously proportioned gentlemen guys can often think that the average size for cocks is much bigger than it actually is. It can lead to a feeling of inadequacy despite being normally proportioned or even above average. The Tarnished Cunt has somehow managed to create his own reality where 4 inches is average.

P.S. He totally measured from the base of his balls... You know it.
 
Dick size

Power armor dildo attachments

Heather vs lisa vs his kinks thing

Emperor preserve us.

But seriously. And dont feel like I want you to go into extreme detail but what was GK alluding to? I guess im curious more to know why he'd bring his ex's personal stuff with his new girlfriends.
 
If it were to happen on a regular basis it'd be tiresome, but I must say I laughed for a good while at the comment below. anontroll420 has taste in avatars.

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littlebiscuits said:
alright well, I used one of those super sneaky phone apps to create a fake/ alternate number and allowed him to call me. We talked for a little, maybe a half an hour. He greeted me by saying, "Oh wow! You're voice is so cute! My smile cannot be wider and my penis cannot be harder" I think I laughed/gasped and then he went onto say, "Aren't you excited to enjoy my four inches?" or something like that. I giggled and said "but what size is it when it's hard?" and then he was like, "No 4 inches is normal. That's how big dicks are."
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ASoulMan said:
How does he NOT know that littlebiscuits is now Lisa? Doesn't he still read the forums?
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I think the general consensus is he maybe checks in on the thread every ten pages or so, and whenever he's feeling really audacious he posts to accuse us of being horrible Kiwi tricksters.
 
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