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littlebiscuits said:
He wanted me to understand what it would be like when he completed the nettle dildo attachment for his power armor.

The rabbit hole just keeps gettin' deeper, don't it?
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every time you think it couldn't get worse it does. I'm speechless now.
 
littlebiscuits said:
He wanted me to understand what it would be like when he completed the nettle dildo attachment for his power armor.

The rabbit hole just keeps gettin' deeper, don't it?
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What the fuck?! I'm just at a loss for words right now I'm that disgusted and creeped out.
 
Absinthe said:
I genuinely, 100% for realsies dropped my phone when I read that.

Do you have that screenshotted anywhere?
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I did, but um, he kind of said that in the middle of sharing personal details about heather...so I deleted it out of respect.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Did you ask him about Heather or did he just bring it up his ex randomly?
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he just brought her up randomly in the middle of the nettle thing... so YEAH, definitely not going to be sharing that particular screen shot, cause it was mostly about her. I deleted it and I'm glad I did!
 
littlebiscuits said:
He wanted me to understand what it would be like when he completed the nettle dildo attachment for his power armor.
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littlebiscuits said:
he just brought her up randomly in the middle of the nettle thing... so YEAH, definitely not going to be sharing that particular screen shot, cause it was mostly about her. I deleted it and I'm glad I did!
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Totally understandable. I would like to double down on my "He's in denial about being over Heather" bet though. You don't bring up exes unprompted if you're not over them.
 
schiessen said:
He wasn't this creepy with you? (I hope that's not personal but i'm just curious based on how you reacted. feel free not to answer)
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There were times when he was but I didn't pay too much attention to it. I am so glad I'm out of that now.

littlebiscuits said:
I did, but um, he kind of said that in the middle of sharing personal details about heather...so I deleted it out of respect.
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I knew it, he still isn't over me.
 
Good fuck of all fucks, to think I once said this guy was too boring to be considered a lolcow. It fascinates me how Golden Knight does not hesitate to go into great detail to describe his masturbatory habits and every little detail about them, not to mention immediately greeting strangers with that info. It's like as if he's trying to be a parody of the stereotypical sex offender who rides around the neighborhood in a white windowless van. :cryblood:
 
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While being discreet, can either Valkyrie give any more details about his job - specifically whether his coworkers know he's the Golden Knight?
 
Absinthe said:
While being discreet, can either Valkyrie give any more details about his job - specifically whether his coworkers know of his dA/Sonichu comic?
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I know somewhere in the thread it's mentioned that Goldie's co-workers put up that topless pic of his.
 
littlebiscuits said:
alright well, I used one of those super sneaky phone apps to create a fake/ alternate number and allowed him to call me. We talked for a little, maybe a half an hour. He greeted me by saying, "Oh wow! You're voice is so cute! My smile cannot be wider and my penis cannot be harder" I think I laughed/gasped and then he went onto say, "Aren't you excited to enjoy my four inches?" or something like that. I giggled and said "but what size is it when it's hard?" and then he was like, "No 4 inches is normal. That's how big dicks are."
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Holy shit this is great
"Aren't you excited to enjoy my four inches?" is the quote that best sums up a lot about GK
 
littlebiscuits said:
Yeah they tease him about it, but he won't say what happens. I think he finds the job too challenging and intense.
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If one of them were to find his threads here...
He's a field tech isn't he? I can imagine the continual changes to plan and interaction with strangers must be a huge shock to a sheltered autistic guy. Sticking with it might eventually knock some normal into him - but based on his journals he'll not last three months.
 
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