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Lascannon said:
I thought 5-6 inches were the norm for duck size?
Although he recently watched a Asapscience video about duck size....
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that's average when it's flaccid. he's saying he's hard and it's 4 inches. implying it's like 1 1/2 -2 inches when flaccid and wow.... why am i typing this
 
littlebiscuits said:
alright well, I used one of those super sneaky phone apps to create a fake/ alternate number and allowed him to call me. We talked for a little, maybe a half an hour. He greeted me by saying, "Oh wow! You're voice is so cute! My smile cannot be wider and my penis cannot be harder" I think I laughed/gasped and then he went onto say, "Aren't you excited to enjoy my four inches?" or something like that. I giggled and said "but what size is it when it's hard?" and then he was like, "No 4 inches is normal. That's how big dicks are."
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I wouldn't brag about 4 inches, GK. You're not carrying around a sword there, just a puny dagger.

And holy shit, inappropriate whisperings in the dark after half an hour wow
 
CWCTime said:
I still have a bunch of posts to catch up on, but I searched the threads and didn't see that anyone has pointed this out... In defense of GK's haircut, at least one person can pull it off:
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Okay, so just for funzies, I linked him Cookie Thumper last night. He was very confused, he thought I'd prefer power metal.... But I thought he'd appreciated a badass mullet girl.
 
It's funny, I'd have put money on GK having a porn addiction, but I can't see how that's possible as he knows almost nothing about ducks or china.

Unless he just watches videos of feet.

It's the feet thing, isn't it.

Damn.
 
I don't understand. Ok, so he's a virgin, but how can someone with internet be so naïve about genitals? Vagina flaps, proud of a 10cm dick... surely he must've seen at least one porno, especially if he's hitting it 1-4 times a day.
 
Absinthe said:
It's funny, I'd have put money on GK having a porn addiction, but I can't see how that's possible as he knows almost nothing about ducks or china.

Unless he just watches videos of feet.

It's the feet thing, isn't it.

Damn.
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Probably PPG porn too... though they don't really have feet

Gorogoroth said:
I don't understand. Ok, so he's a virgin, but how can someone with internet be so naïve about genitals? Vagina flaps, proud of a 10cm dick... surely he must've seen at least one porno, especially if he's hitting it 1-4 times a day.
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I'm going to take a guess that he thinks normal vanilla porn is not "breaking the social norms" enough for him so everything he gets off to is either in his imagination or pictures of feet/PPG
 
my ex-boyfriend's dick was twice that size haha help im laughing so hard

anyway i want to see a girlfriend that absolutely refuses to go anywhere near sadism with golden knight but is compatible in other ways. I'd totally do it myself except I don't think I can put in all the necessary commitments for it... maybe I can get a friend in on it, idk
 
http://xhamster.com/movies/178896/nettle_torture.html

He asked me to study this. For reference.

EDIT: for anyone who chooses not to watch this, (totally okay, I understand) it's basically a woman who is bound and gagged being touched with nettle. Nettle is a poisonous weed that causes stinging when touched. A bit like poison Ivy, but stingy instead of itchy.

And no, the woman does not have vagina flaps.
 
schiessen said:
anyway i want to see a girlfriend that absolutely refuses to go anywhere near sadism with golden knight but is compatible in other ways. I'd totally do it myself except I don't think I can put in all the necessary commitments for it... maybe I can get a friend in on it, idk
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It's sad how much enjoyment I get out of random social experiment shit like this with GK.
 
littlebiscuits said:
alright well, I used one of those super sneaky phone apps to create a fake/ alternate number and allowed him to call me. We talked for a little, maybe a half an hour. He greeted me by saying, "Oh wow! You're voice is so cute! My smile cannot be wider and my penis cannot be harder" I think I laughed/gasped and then he went onto say, "Aren't you excited to enjoy my four inches?" or something like that. I giggled and said "but what size is it when it's hard?" and then he was like, "No 4 inches is normal. That's how big dicks are."
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So the mullet was compensating for something :lol:
 
Can we now say that he did trace his dick when he drew it in the comics?
 
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schiessen said:
Study what?
I think he wants you to fantasize about him doing this to you or something to make the roleplays better lol
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He wanted me to understand what it would be like when he completed the nettle dildo attachment for his power armor.

The rabbit hole just keeps gettin' deeper, don't it?
 
littlebiscuits said:
http://xhamster.com/movies/178896/nettle_torture.html

He asked me to study this. For reference.

EDIT: for anyone who chooses not to watch this, (totally okay, I understand) it's basically a woman who is bound and gagged being touched with nettle. Nettle is a poisonous weed that causes stinging when touched. A bit like poison Ivy, but stingy instead of itchy.

And no, the woman does not have vagina flaps.
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And now I hope he never sees Evil Dead.

littlebiscuits said:
He wanted me to understand what it would be like when he completed the nettle dildo attachment for his power armor.

The rabbit hole just keeps gettin' deeper, don't it?
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God dammit GK. Just... god dammit.
 
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