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I really wish we could get more info on his relationship with his mom and brother. His mom sounds like she spoils him but we don't know much about his brother other than he's kind of a goofball. I'm assuming his brother has moved out already?
His brother seems to be noticeably absent. They aren't friends on facebook. TGK even wrote his brother's name on his profile details, but it doesn't link to his actual page, if that makes sense.
 
@littlebiscuits So did you finish it finish it or are you just going to leave DA? His wacky report makes it seem like it'll be the latter. Just noticed that bubblesishot commented on his DA and is trying to be friends. There aren't enough gifs in the world for that level of ew.
 
@littlebiscuits So did you finish it finish it or are you just going to leave DA? His wacky report makes it seem like it'll be the latter. Just noticed that bubblesishot commented on his DA and is trying to be friends. There aren't enough gifs in the world for that level of ew.

I wonder that, too. Apparently, he's not reading this place anymore, or he'd have already known he was being set up.
 
one can only wonder what the next part of goldilocks' internet life will bring. hopefully more lulz! he's no cwc, but he has cwc-esque tendancies.
 
Oh god, let's hope he never discovers Stonefish
Or the poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up.
Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed.
 
Oh Goldie...

Maybe you should buy some of CWC's "educational DVDs".

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Also, over the phone he bragged that he had a 4 inch duck. Unfortunately he never put it into writing so I can't share that proof with you guys. You'll just have to trust me and all those lovely drawings he makes of himself; no word on whether duck is bent.

He also faps 1-4 times a day.
Well it's all about the motion of the ocean. Right?
 
Annnnd lisa is done. Sorry but I just keep thinking of the golden rule of this forum, "No trolling plans" and it gives me the shivers. I don't want to risk a ban, sorry. And I don't want to hurt the little weirdo, either. I don't know why....I just don't. I know when to pull back and not cross lines and I felt like that time had come, and I hope everyone understands.

We may be a bunch of twisted mockeries of human flesh, but I think the general concensus would find it needlessly cruel to make anyone fall in love (still not sure he really understands the concept tbh), only to break their heart for lulz. Kudos to you and your feet for doing Godbear's work!

But srsly GK, how you gonna go and shoot a clitoral vagflap and not take a foot drilling?

Or the poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up.

This little guy?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conus
 
But srsly GK, how you gonna go and shoot a clitoral vagflap and not take a foot drilling?

Yeah, I can't get over how shooting a woman in the ladyparts and stomach is okay, but foot drilling? That crosses the line. Maybe those magical medkits he uses don't work on feet.
 
@littlebiscuits So did you finish it finish it or are you just going to leave DA? His wacky report makes it seem like it'll be the latter. Just noticed that bubblesishot commented on his DA and is trying to be friends. There aren't enough gifs in the world for that level of ew.
Ahahahahaha really?
Looks the lolcows are banding together to go on a crusade against the evil cwcki forums, maybe?
 
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