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"Walking off" having your internal organs liquified and your pelvis shattered by a Deagle... TaHaaaa that's realistic. She must have a lot of "product" now and that's sick. Totally worth it dude.
 
Organic Fapcup said:
I think we're all missing the point here - since when would an American border guard use an AK? Wouldn't she use an M4 or an M16 instead?

Seriously though this dude's fucked up, good on you leaving him, Heather.
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I am no expert on boarder security,but i believe they would use the M16 or more modern weapons.
Plus wouldn't she call for backup when she was getting attack en mass?

Am glad that Heather left this crazy golden turd.
 
Zenotwapal said:
Alright BESIDES the fact that this story is just fucking sadist:

Holy shit, so she performed practically FULL surgery on herself with a dinky little medkit?
I assume GK thinks that in real life, you can pick up a "health pack" after any injury and heal yourself perfectly, just like in any FPS ever.
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There's fantasy...then there's...I think we need to invent a new word to describe GK's mental state because I don't think insanity or autistic can properly describe it.
 
Lil said:
>no pedos on dA

GK, meet Mylar. And bubblesishot. And Bleedman. There are plenty more while I'm at it.

>Let them get anal-raped by Satan's pitch-fork

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I have been away for a while but this, my friend, is the illest thing ever. :heart-full:
 
Besides making sure that she's a real woman, it's very interesting how little GK is actually interested in Lisa as a person.
 
I know things with the cartels in Mexico are somewhere around terribad, but I'm still fairly certain they're not storming over the border en mass to wage mindless destruction attacks. Also... I've never heard people from south of the border referred to as "sand people," that's usually reserved as a Middle Eastern slur.

What I'm getting at is GK is completely ignorant to anything outside his tiny bubble of Maryland.
 
I'm not sure how to describe this feeling, but... I think Chris is less grotesque and ignorant of how pleasure and sex works than the Golden K'niggit does.

They're both godawful BAD with how they think it works, but in different ways... but GK's idea of masochism is something even Chris can't top.
 
So let me get this straight. His new girlfriend of two weeks routinely goes full auto on marauding bands of Mexicans, gets dragged back, gets shot twice with a powerful hand gun, and can walk back to texas without anyone caring? I mean I like suspension of disbelief or action movie fiction but this is just stupid on so many levels. I say it like everyother post im so glad heather left him. Knowing how turned on he'd get at gut shotting people. Sickening. Also HeroII? Shit maybe I should start calling my girlfriend that. Its so nice and sincere
 
littlebiscuits said:
Besides making sure that she's a real woman, it's very interesting how little GK is actually interested in Lisa as a person.
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He really needs a sex doll. Just dress it up as blossom and "tahdah", his dream girl. I was going to suggest a blowup doll, but considering his fetishes, he'd probably pop it while stabbing it multiple times for something.
 
The Mountain said:
I know things with the cartels in Mexico are somewhere around terribad, but I'm still fairly certain they're not storming over the border en mass to wage mindless destruction attacks. Also... I've never heard people from south of the border referred to as "sand people," that's usually reserved as a Middle Eastern slur.

What I'm getting at is GK is completely ignorant to anything outside his tiny bubble of Maryland.
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I know the admin said not to bring politics into it but i think he's been watching to much fox news lately
 
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