The Golden Knight - General Thread

[Jaimas]

Ok I just finished reading the first thread. I started last night, saw a post about a golden knight drinking game, passed out drunk just before the breakup, and spent today incredibly hungover wading through the rest of it.

Golden Knight is not a lolcow, but a shuddercow. He's more Nick Bate than Our Pet Lolcow. I did not laugh once reading through his exploits, but instead felt grief, anguish, horror, disgust, and eventually some relief when Heather kicked him to the side. What disturbs me the most are his constant desire to "gun down" those he perceives as "evil" and his excessively violent fantasies along with hatred of animals, lack of empathy towards people/seeing them as objects I don't know if he'll go to prison first for child molestation or a shooting spree. Say a prayer tonight for the residents of Howard County, this narcissistic sick fuck is a prime candidate for "America's Next Top Spree Killer."

I've seen a lot of comments from people that he's "too much of a pussy" to actually kill anyone. I'd like to quote the great movie "Shoot Em Up" in that a "pussy can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand." People thought the same thing of the Eric Harris, Dylan Kleibold, Adam Lanza, James Holmes, Jared Loghner, Eliot Rodger, etc. All of these individuals displayed traits similar to GK, and they all were in some way faced with some sort of intervention that concluded they weren't threats to the public. Most of them had at least a touch of the 'tism, and all of them definitely picked up a gun and killed a whole lot of innocent people because of really stupid inane petty reasons that normal people shrug off (bullying, girl troubles, not being able to control the world, etc).

When the media comes to check out the cwckiforums when they're doing a feature on Jay after he's shot up a shopping mall I just want to be on record saying
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bhFHIlwCSq0

I know I said this earlier in one of the GK threads, but if it weren't for the fact that GK is completely incompetent, he would scare the shit out of me. In many ways, he's one of those presences that have, unlike many Lolcows, kept me thinking "is this one as harmless as he tries to make himself seem?" The Pedophilia? That's scary enough, but it's the aggressive behavior, the constant posturing, the sociopathic behavior that just makes him fucking creepy. You just know that if he weren't so fucking incapable on every level, he'd be capable of some seriously fucked up shit.

The thing is, he isn't capable of that fucked up shit, because he's managed to make his bullshit known.
That, and he's a fucking idiot.

Satire and mockery are the perfect weapon against his nonsense. He can't actually do anything to anyone anymore, and as awareness about him spreads, he'll essentially make like Chris and do himself in. Just like no one prompted Chris to deface an Xbox One kiosk, just like nobody prompted him to try to kill Snyder, anything GK attempts will end up screwing up due to his own stupidity, especially now that awareness about him has begun to spread outward.

 

[Burned Man]

Ok I just finished reading the first thread. I started last night, saw a post about a golden knight drinking game, passed out drunk just before the breakup, and spent today incredibly hungover wading through the rest of it.

Golden Knight is not a lolcow, but a shuddercow. He's more Nick Bate than Our Pet Lolcow. I did not laugh once reading through his exploits, but instead felt grief, anguish, horror, disgust, and eventually some relief when Heather kicked him to the side. What disturbs me the most are his constant desire to "gun down" those he perceives as "evil" and his excessively violent fantasies along with hatred of animals, lack of empathy towards people/seeing them as objects. The only thing that will keep him from being "America's Next Top Spree Killer" is being busted for feeling up some toddlers.

I've seen a lot of comments from people that he's "too much of a pussy" to actually kill anyone. I'd like to quote the great movie "Shoot Em Up" in that a "pussy can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand." People thought the same thing of the Eric Harris, Dylan Kleibold, Adam Lanza, James Holmes, Jared Loghner, Eliot Rodger, etc. All of these individuals displayed traits similar to GK, and they all were in some way faced with some sort of intervention that concluded they weren't threats to the public. Most of them had at least a touch of the 'tism, and all of them definitely picked up a gun and killed a whole lot of innocent people because of really stupid inane petty reasons that normal people shrug off (bullying, girl troubles, not being able to control the world, etc).

When the media comes to check out the cwckiforums when they're doing a feature on Jay after he's shot up a shopping mall I just want to be on record saying
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bhFHIlwCSq0

Not to scare you or anything but I'm pretty sure he considers us evil so you know if you a guy with a mullet coming at you run. But seriously I figure he is balanced enough not to do anything violent like shoot up a place. He doesn't bottle in his feelings he and he plays the part of internet tuff guy. I get what you are saying about anyone with a gun can be dangerous though. I just imagine he takes out his stress with the vidya like Chris and soul caliber. I also imagine if he does make a violent snap there will be plenty of indicators and warnings like literally he will announce what he is going to do.

 

[Jaimas]

Not to scare you or anything but I'm pretty sure he considers us evil so you know if you a guy with a mullet coming at you run.

That's a good rule of thumb for life in general, really.

 

[Jascoz]

After a few more months of having to deal with him, I'd really like to hear from GK's coworkers, if only to confirm that he's a shitty employee.

GK works fairly autonomously when it comes to work, sure he has co-workers but usually he's working by himself and only really deals with coworkers via phone or when in the office which is like once or twice a week. So it's not like they have to sit in a cubicle next to him 9-5 five days a week.

 

[Gorogoroth]

I think Gk is too interested in self preservation to do a supreme gentleman. I wouldn't lose any sleep over that.

 

[Randall Fragg]

GK is Zap Rowsdowers creepy American cousin. They share the same taste in mullets.

 

[The Mountain]

Rowsdower was much more of a hero, though.

 

[Randall Fragg]

GK is Rowsdowers evil cousin. Rowsdower is a fat Canadian alcoholic whose ultimately a hero. GK is his skinny American cousin who's an unrepentant sociopath.

 

[CWCTime]

Just finished catching up on the old thread and this one. Fair warning: going to be quoting a bunch of old posts.

Behold The Golden Knight:

Spoiler: I AM STRONG

Spoiler: TRUE and HONEST NSFW text

"wedge your clitorous farther open"
GK's concept of anatomy is just so bizarre. The "clitorous" must be near the uvula. Also, who knew you could wedge it open? The more you know!

"while also tenderly feeling your breasts and naval"

"oozing my penal lubricant on your upper thigh"
So this is what they use in prison! I always wondered.

"I feel my tip bump against the thinner tunnel far in - the cervix. I pulse my penis to agitate it, squeezing it aside some."
I'm male, so I'm going off of secondhand experience here, but this sounds fucking painful. Either he is naive thinks this is pleasurable, or it plays into his pseudo-BSDM fetish.
Either way, .

"When you cry out, I force myself in you as powerfully as my taught body can, expelling reproductive semen to flood your inners."
Someone was never taught how to spell "taut".

Anyway, a person can be more, or less. The value and definition of a "person" is far too variant, particularly too variable for your mentioned quote to hold too well. Some (actually most) are idiots. Some are brilliant. Some are super muscular, and others couldn't bench-press a bare metal bar to save their lives. But, ignoring the evil people is a good place to start. That's what I did with my previous scuffle. It's not just all I can do (unless the Bill of Rights die and I were allowed to unleash the full wrath of the government on their domains and/or actually kill them within legal legitimacy), but it's the cardinal offense to not acknowledge the existence of any given noun. The only way you could do better is to wipe them from memory and all documents, or "unperson" as the George Orwell term goes. But doing so would require an unholy tyranny, and even then, only the tyrant decides who that fate befalls onto. Why it's more potent is because you're not just ignoring the existence of a bad thing; you are actually, physically getting rid of its existence.

This is disturbing to me because:

1. The Bill of Rights, in a nutshell, establishes some personal freedoms and imposes limits on the laws which Congress can pass. It has nothing to do with preventing people from killing each other or the government becoming your white knight or personal army. This is some 9th grade/Civics 101 shit.
   
2. Someone who owns guns should have at least a basic knowledge of the laws concerning them and their use. (Not just the fucking second amendment.) GK seems like the type of assclown that ends up in the news for grossly misunderstanding gun laws (in the letter and/or spirit), ruining everything for responsible gun owners. (See: all the morons who pose smugly with a rifle or shotgun in a restaurant just to make a statement, causing the restaurant to ban guns.) </gunsperg>
3. Saying "I'm not violent because laws" is another way of saying "I lack empathy and/or I have never considered the societal impact of my actions". Or "HEY EVERYBODY, I HAVE NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER!"

The Golden Knight: My patience is flammable.

I guess he meant here that his patience is consumable and "burns up" quickly, but on the surface (like most of his writing) it just makes no sense.

There's also this terrible poem he wrote in 2011, which shows that the long shadow of failure is creeping ever closer to Golday's door. I've spoilered it because it's such a bad poem.

Spoiler: The Golden McGonagall wrote

I want to be a mercenary, my own boss.
I'm sick of the military denying their political lords.
I can't reduce myself to a servant job that I'd toss.
Every job demands a specialist, even for cutting boards.

Is labor the only path open to me? I can see no other way.
Those are the kinds that only involve slap and serve, rinse and repeat.
Yet even they are contested by hundreds, all applying every day.
Being in college is one of two needs, the other has me beat.

Only idiots imagine life as a movie or video game.
The closest is making them, and that is my course.
I mean, a creative mind reduced to picking trash? What a shame.
So much energy and zest, wasted on college remorse.

If I were to act on my own terms, I'd land in jail.
I'm too noble for that fate, knowing what lies ahead.
But if nothing changes, I will be doomed to fail.
For now in Summer Vacation, with barely a vision, I lost my head.

For some reason (maybe it's just the first line), this reminds me a lot of the lyrics to the Pokémon (animated series) theme. Anyone else?

But here's a couple of funny facts about me: Remember when I said nobody knows what "The Golden Knight" looks like withOUT that armor on? Well believe it or not, but more times than not, I travel in plain-clothes (be it a standard male Powerpuff uniform or whatever an "average" human might don), and for someone who's as explosive as me, you'd be surprised at how well I can keep a low profile. I mean for traveling long-distance, shoot up into the sky and soar from Point A to Point B with the airplanes...I just don't get too near one so that average people can see this guy flying in the sky. *Chuckle* So those down on the ground even IF they see me would assume I was just another airliner.

Spoiler

GK's semicolon abuse is almost as bad as OPL's. Also, his hilariously bad grammar and misspellings make me think of Muphry's Law and the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Spoiler: sexy teen car wash

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jJi8nnRpCwo

This is someone's college film studies final project. Golday was the director of photography.

It's a mockumentary about a sexy teen car wash or something. It's 35mins long, and I only skimmed through it, but apparently GK does have a cameo.

I did find a scene that starts about 16:22 set on a boardwalk by a lake. For about 40 seconds of footage spanning at least two takes, Golday manages to frame the two actors so at least one of their heads is partially out of shot at any given moment.

If you do decide to watch it, be warned that what I saw was not good. Imagine if Arrested Development had been a hiring requirement rather than a title...

Me at 20 seconds

I think the editor was trying to imitate the title sequence from Enter the Void and failed badly. (Epilepsy warning.)

Spoiler: skip to 1:08 in this video for an imitation that actually does it justice

I didn't have the fortitude to watch the whole 35 minutes, but I was skipping through and 17:45 to 18:23 made me want to die. Maybe I'll watch the whole thing sometime just to see if GK has any cameos.

 

[Count groudon]

Ok I just finished reading the first thread. I started last night, saw a post about a golden knight drinking game, passed out drunk just before the breakup, and spent today incredibly hungover wading through the rest of it.

Golden Knight is not a lolcow, but a shuddercow. He's more Nick Bate than Our Pet Lolcow. I did not laugh once reading through his exploits, but instead felt grief, anguish, horror, disgust, and eventually some relief when Heather kicked him to the side. What disturbs me the most are his constant desire to "gun down" those he perceives as "evil" and his excessively violent fantasies along with hatred of animals, lack of empathy towards people/seeing them as objects. The only thing that will keep him from being "America's Next Top Spree Killer" is being busted for feeling up some toddlers.

I've seen a lot of comments from people that he's "too much of a pussy" to actually kill anyone. I'd like to quote the great movie "Shoot Em Up" in that a "pussy can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand." People thought the same thing of the Eric Harris, Dylan Kleibold, Adam Lanza, James Holmes, Jared Loghner, Eliot Rodger, etc. All of these individuals displayed traits similar to GK, and they all were in some way faced with some sort of intervention that concluded they weren't threats to the public. Most of them had at least a touch of the 'tism, and all of them definitely picked up a gun and killed a whole lot of innocent people because of really stupid inane petty reasons that normal people shrug off (bullying, girl troubles, not being able to control the world, etc).

When the media comes to check out the cwckiforums when they're doing a feature on Jay after he's shot up a shopping mall I just want to be on record saying
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bhFHIlwCSq0

Oh trust me he is a HUGE pussy ass bitch.
Like yeah he does say all that shit but he always makes it clear he would do it only if it was completely one-sided. Like "I'd gun down all my enemies if I had a mini gun and hi tech bulletproof power armor that doesn't even exist yet but also has to be gold colored and have an exoskeleton cause I'm an 80 pound weakling".
The only danger he poses is around small children and that's nothing an observant parent couldn't handle.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

This is what GK actually believes

Spoiler: Er, this looked a lot cooler in my head

 

[Gorogoroth]

Guess what!? It's time for another sporking! I love sporkings! So excited!

Let's post the links for anymore just joining us (and welcome!)
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-82
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-170


Ultimate Quest for Glory! Chapter 2!

Spoiler

Chapter 2: Lightning Never Strikes

That's right folks, lighting never Strikes. At all. Ever. It's all just a myth. I almost feel bad, we haven't even made it a sentence in and I've already found fault with it.

Lily searched the treasure chests in the temple for anything that might prove useful on her venture to the corners of Pangaea. She found some silks and satin, a few gallons of "Holy Water", and a variety of conventional food.

The quotation marks have instantly made me suspicious of the validity of this claim.

. After exhausting every room that was not behind the giant door, she approached the giant door itself. It did not budge, and her approach triggered that same omnipotent voice from before. It boomed into her conscious:

"The eight gems are what open this door as they protect the Soul of the Temple. I thought that was obvious, or else there would've been no point in fetching them."

Sorry Lily, this game I MEAN STORY you're in was written by The Golden Knight, so you're going to have to get used to an omnipresent douchecanoe butting into your brain every now and again. Tough luck kiddo.

Lily bolts, "HUMPH!" With no better ideas, she went outside. The fields and immediate surroundings are the same as before, with the added inclusion of zombie remains incinerating within the sunlight now that the storm has passed. That's when she couldn't help but smell the sizzled grass, overpowering even the stench of burning dog flesh. She swiveled her body to see along the side of the temple. Within the scorched crater by the temple side, there was something inside it. It sure didn't look like scorched grass, so she had to go closer.

She hurried until she was within only a couple feet of this oddity, standing firmly on the blackened ground. The ground was hot enough to warm her shoes until the heat reached her insulated feet. She stooped down and closely inspected what the heck this thing was. The anomaly was actually the body of another human, someone quite big and muscular. It was wearing a polo shirt and khakis. It let out a groan, startling Lily up onto her feet.

OH NO. NO NO NO. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, GK. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE LIKES AN AUTHOR AVATAR AND YOU KNOW IT.

He slowly got up, draping most of Lily in his shadow.

Oh thank God, it's Luke.

His deep voice droned, "Where am I? How did I get here?" Lily's jaw gaped and her lip quivered from this phenomenon. She did her best to struggle with an answer. She awkwardly stuttered, "I could've sworn lightning struck right here. I have no idea how a human body could take a bolt of lightning without turning into a crisp." She was right in that the man's body was in good condition, especially considering she found it in the epicenter of a newly formed crater. She finished answering, "You're near the Temple of the Creators, with Peasants' Village at the foot of the hill. You're on Pangaea."

He huffed, "Pangaea?! This can't be right!" He aggressively twisted his body to survey the scenery.

You can't twist your body aggressively. I know that because I just tried. Because I'm dumb like that.

Lily retorted, "How can this not be Pangaea? This is my home, and nobody with a working brain could ever forget the place called home. I know for a fact we are on Pangaea." He took pause and after catching his breath, he explained, "I am supposed to be in my office, at my computer, debugging The Ultimate Quest for Glory." Lily looked at him quizzically and asked more softly, "So what makes this a problem?" He answers, "Because in The Ultimate Quest for Glory, the player planet was called Pangaea."
TGK probably just spelled it wrong, Luke.

He gasped with a revelation. He concluded, "I'm not just some player character in the game. I am literally IN the game!" He then looked Lily in the eye and sheepishly chuckled. "With all this craziness, I forgot to introduce myself. The name's Luke, and I am one of the Developers." Lily gasped and almost fainted, but not before bowing to him, sticking her rear in the air like a Muslim prayer.

You know, cause there's nothing sexier than Muslim prayer, right?

He carefully picked her up by the collar of her dress and gently explained, "Now, you don't need to go through that kind of trouble just for me."

"But," she softly answered, "You literally created me. Is this not how you praise your creator?"

"I'm no almighty God, if that's what you're saying. I'm just a programmer and a human with a strong build. In fact, how I ever got here is beyond me, assuming this is not just some kind of dream."
Bless you, Luke, bless you.

She slapped him. "If this were a dream, you should've woken up, or you wouldn't have felt a thing and then used that to learn you're in a lucid dream." He gasped, "But this seems so...real. How is this possible?" She shrugs and grunts, "Ah-unno".

I'm pretty sure it's not okay to just slap people. Just FYI.

"But if I'm here...Then maybe Heather and Jay are here as well!"

Sorry @GamerGirl140 . Look's like you're still trapped in TGK's retarded fantasy world.

She asked, "Who are they?" Luke boldly answered, "They're the other Developers. We could definitely figure things out when we're all together!" Lily grinned and jumped from excitement. "Oh boy," she exclaimed, "Our quest is really starting to get rolling! In fact, there was another lightning bolt we should check out." Luke bluntly asked, "How many bolts were there, exactly?" She answered, "There were a whole bunch. I lost count, but I remember one of them hit the temple, and a few others seemed to come from the same bolt except they hit around and about."

There were eleven lightning bolts actually, as Jay so eloquently pointed out to us in the last chapter.

The two of them hurried to the other side of the temple, and they found the crater from the other bolt that missed the temple. After intimately poking inside the crater, all they found was a pink hairclip with a decorative wand in the center. Luke hummed in thought while examining the hairclip. He surmised, "Well, this looks like it should've been Heather's, but there's no other trace of her."

Pink hair ribbon? Magic Wand? Oh Heather, I'm so, so sorry.

Lily asked bluntly, "Shouldn't you Developers have some sort of Console you use to do your tests and mine for data? You know, Console Commands and all that..." Luke smirked and shyly admitted, "The Console is a program within a program, normally nothing but an interface. Had I have expected to physically enter the game, I would've added a physical, literal console within this realm." Lily timidly argued, "But this isn't a game to me. This is my life!"

Okay so, this just cements how aware Lily is that she lives in a game. And makes chapter one just completely unnecessary.
Luke continued, "Either way, we have no idea where Heather is, assuming she's here on Pangaea at all, and I have even less of an idea of what ever happened to Jay. Maybe we'll get our answers if we just play along -" He awkwardly amended, "I mean, if we start questing for these eight gems that seem so important." The two of them went walking to Peasants' Village.

As they were cruising down the hill, Lily asked, "So, considering we're now going on an adventure, I imagine there will be armies of bad guys waiting to pounce on us. I don't suppose you could fight, could you?" Luke casually answered, "To be honest, my strength makes me pretty good with holding a sword...or two. And this is the kind of world where everybody knows how to fight, so I should be fine if I find a sword or two." Lily continued the chat by adding, "Well, because I've been raised in a religious life, weapons were always forbidden. Thankfully, nobody there has ever counted my hands or words as weapons. So, with whatever chance I got, I learned martial arts." Luke boomed a giggle from Lily mentioning hands or words as weapons.

Except I don't, because Luke could do better.
And now, the quest has begun. Lily has someone to talk to, and she has literally taken the first steps on THE Ultimate Quest for Glory!
And after all that, they've still accomplished nothing! YAY!

EDIT : This is my 1000th post. YAY!!!

I was just thinking, I bet Heathers' disappearance is due to being kidnapped by some Cwcki forum monster and turned to the dark side.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I was just thinking, I bet Heathers' disappearance is due to being kidnapped by some Cwcki forum monster and turned to the dark side.

A Dynastiasaur, pehaps?

 

[teheviltwin]

I was just thinking, I bet Heathers' disappearance is due to being kidnapped by some Cwcki forum monster and turned to the dark side.

We all know that the forum users hid her in @Surtur's beard. That's why she's part of the Pathfinder campaign.

 

[Jaimas]

Just finished catching up on the old thread and this one. Fair warning: going to be quoting a bunch of old posts.

Spoiler: I AM STRONG

This is disturbing to me because:

1. The Bill of Rights, in a nutshell, establishes some personal freedoms and imposes limits on the laws which Congress can pass. It has nothing to do with preventing people from killing each other or the government becoming your white knight or personal army. This is some 9th grade/Civics 101 shit.
   
2. Someone who owns guns should have at least a basic knowledge of the laws concerning them and their use. (Not just the fucking second amendment.) GK seems like the type of assclown that ends up in the news for grossly misunderstanding gun laws (in the letter and/or spirit), ruining everything for responsible gun owners. (See: all the morons who pose smugly with a rifle or shotgun in a restaurant just to make a statement, causing the restaurant to ban guns.) </gunsperg>
3. Saying "I'm not violent because laws" is another way of saying "I lack empathy and/or I have never considered the societal impact of my actions". Or "HEY EVERYBODY, I HAVE NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER!"

I guess he meant here that his patience is consumable and "burns up" quickly, but on the surface (like most of his writing) it just makes no sense.


For some reason (maybe it's just the first line), this reminds me a lot of the lyrics to the Pokémon (animated series) theme. Anyone else?

Spoiler

GK's semicolon abuse is almost as bad as OPL's. Also, his hilariously bad grammar and misspellings make me think of Muphry's Law and the Dunning-Kruger Effect.



I think the editor was trying to imitate the title sequence from Enter the Void and failed badly. (Epilepsy warning.)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dL0lNGXoP8E

Spoiler: skip to 1:08 in this video for an imitation that actually does it justice

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HAfFfqiYLp0

I didn't have the fortitude to watch the whole 35 minutes, but I was skipping through and 17:45 to 18:23 made me want to die. Maybe I'll watch the whole thing sometime just to see if GK has any cameos.

I'm really wanting to see a Chris vs. GK Flex-off now.

 

[Doctor Duke]

I'm really wanting to see a Chris vs. GK Flex-off now.

no matter who wins, we all lose

 

[Burned Man]

This is what GK actually believes

Spoiler: Er, this looked a lot cooler in my head

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You forgot the golden armor oh no wait never mind Jay spends just as much time naked in the comics as he does in his armor.

I was just thinking, I bet Heathers' disappearance is due to being kidnapped by some Cwcki forum monster and turned to the dark side.

I'm curious to see how the relationship plays out in the comics, I bet GK does something really terrible like he tries to turn Heather back and fails but gives up and uses violence and shrugs it off. He then proceeds to fall in love with Lily who was Lisa all along.

 

[Jaimas]

You forgot the golden armor oh no wait never mind Jay spends just as much time naked in the comics as he does in his armor.

My Autism resistance isn't high enough to brave the madness that is Golden Knight's shitty comics.
Not after crudely-drawn wangs I've seen in one of the exerpts.

What the hell's the deal with that armor?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Oh trust me he is a HUGE pussy ass bitch.
Like yeah he does say all that shit but he always makes it clear he would do it only if it was completely one-sided. Like "I'd gun down all my enemies if I had a mini gun and hi tech bulletproof power armor that doesn't even exist yet but also has to be gold colored and have an exoskeleton cause I'm an 80 pound weakling".
The only danger he poses is around small children and that's nothing an observant parent couldn't handle.

Even if he did somehow acquire or cobble together his armor and mini gun, he'd never match the awesome destructive power of the Killdozer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

TGK takes care of his bullies at work

Spoiler

(I haven't drawn in 15 years and used what I had at my disposal (half a box of crayons and a g2 pen) so it looks autistic as fuck but HEY THIS IS MY STYLE I AM AN ARTIST DEAL WITH IT)