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Brighton Beach is nicer than Coney

It's mostly Russian immigrants, the ladies look like Svetlana from The Sopranos and the men look like walking distilleries.
 
Have to make a bunch of art for some VN project I'm in. Fun stuff but holy shit I cannot be fucked to actually do my job and draw.

Any advice on working up the effort to do the work?
 
I just discovered why my apartment has been full of these tiny little flies for the last couple of days.

I had packed two bananas as a snack in a bag, but forgot to take them with me and eventually forgot all about them. Upon discovering them they had absolutely blackened through with spoilage, and turned filthy fermented smelling soft blobs.

Now I don't want to make it sound like I live in a pigsty, I'm actually a very clean person. I just forgot about the bananas. But now these fucking flies are buzzing everywhere and I don't know how to get rid of them.
 
cummytummies said:
I just discovered why my apartment has been full of these tiny little flies for the last couple of days.

I had packed two bananas as a snack in a bag, but forgot to take them with me and eventually forgot all about them. Upon discovering them they had absolutely blackened through with spoilage, and turned filthy fermented smelling soft blobs.

Now I don't want to make it sound like I live in a pigsty, I'm actually a very clean person. I just forgot about the bananas. But now these fucking flies are buzzing everywhere and I don't know how to get rid of them.
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They're fruit flies.
Get a jar or two, fill them with water and some vinegar, or dish soap. Do one of each preferably.
Flies love sour smells, I can only imagine the cloud of flies chasing a deathfat hooker after its shift.
Anyways
Put cling wrap tightly on the jar and poke a few holes. The little fuckers will fly in to drink the yummy stuff, and get trapped and drown.
 
cummytummies said:
I just discovered why my apartment has been full of these tiny little flies for the last couple of days.

I had packed two bananas as a snack in a bag, but forgot to take them with me and eventually forgot all about them. Upon discovering them they had absolutely blackened through with spoilage, and turned filthy fermented smelling soft blobs.

Now I don't want to make it sound like I live in a pigsty, I'm actually a very clean person. I just forgot about the bananas. But now these fucking flies are buzzing everywhere and I don't know how to get rid of them.
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Same. My mother's kitchen has a bunch of flies around the sink area and I still can't find out why they keep coming here.
 
I have not watched tv in about six months and it's pretty good.
I just do podcasts and audiobooks and life is better that way.
The saner times in my life I scarcely knew what was on primetime and only spent my entertainment budget on cds and live shows.
 
Hmofa(g) said:
Same. My mother's kitchen has a bunch of flies around the sink area and I still can't find out why they keep coming here.
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Those are probably drain flies. There's stuff you can pour down the drain to kill the flies and eggs.
 
Quantum Diabetes said:
Same deal, pour baking soda and then vinegar down there and the foam will clear stuff out and be less harsh than draino.
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I just went straight for sulfuric acid. The main needed a bit of a scrub anyway. But there are actually gel-based killers, the idea being I suppose they stick to the side for long enough to do their job.
 
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THis broad is supposed to be a general that likes to command and if lucky, conquer


I would like to turn her ass cheeks in to a protein rich slip and slide
 
Why don't they have a cranberry diet coke so I can have a nice alternative vodka mixer?
Tangy bro
 
I'm convinced Harry Styles wanted to originally write "Watermelon Sugar" about killing nigs but Columbia told him to calm it down a bit.
 
Hey @Null, I was canning a bunch of banana peppers today. And despite washing my hands several times before, during and after, I just jerked off and I feel the burn. So be careful bro. That sting sticks. Though I think it felt good. :unholy:
 
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