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The new Youtube layout is horrible. The fact that everything is so far off to the left is pissing me off.
 
Me and my friends have this weird challenge thing that we do, where we try to out fart each other, but when we are together I never fart as much as when I'm just laying around at home. So next time we hang out, that morning, I'm just gonna eat a whole bunch of bran cereal, those motherfuckers won't know what hit them.
 
Picklepower said:
Me and my friends have this weird challenge thing that we do, where we try to out fart each other, but when we are together I never fart as much as when I'm just laying around at home. So next time we hang out, that morning, I'm just gonna eat a whole bunch of bran cereal, those motherfuckers won't know what hit them.
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Please don't ever bother talking to me again.
 
Picklepower said:
Me and my friends have this weird challenge thing that we do, where we try to out fart each other, but when we are together I never fart as much as when I'm just laying around at home. So next time we hang out, that morning, I'm just gonna eat a whole bunch of bran cereal, those motherfuckers won't know what hit them.
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Fucking deviant.
 
Picklepower said:
Me and my friends have this weird challenge thing that we do, where we try to out fart each other, but when we are together I never fart as much as when I'm just laying around at home. So next time we hang out, that morning, I'm just gonna eat a whole bunch of bran cereal, those motherfuckers won't know what hit them.
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Picklepower said:
Me and my friends have this weird challenge thing that we do, where we try to out fart each other, but when we are together I never fart as much as when I'm just laying around at home. So next time we hang out, that morning, I'm just gonna eat a whole bunch of bran cereal, those motherfuckers won't know what hit them.
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I haven't been feeling too well lately, so I called in sick for tomorrow. I'm going to stay awake and just try to perk my spirits up with nonsense.
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When I did door to door sales I met so many people like this.
 
My pinky finger has chemical burn on it. :'( I was pouring some copper/tin/nitric acid mixture into a flask and the liquid ran down the side of the beaker onto my poor pinky. Of course, I didn't wear gloves so it's my own fault. :|
 
Got hit by a car today. Or, legally, hit another car today because someone sped up when I was changing lanes. Tried to brake and move out of the way when she was next to me, but the back of her car and the front of mine collided, scratching her bumper, and knocking my headlight out of place. No one was hurt, so nobody's pressing charges regardless of who's at fault. Dad insists the, "bitch schoolteacher," was the one who hit me, but I'm not going to involve myself in a conflict with a 40 year old who seemed really understanding about it all. No major damage to either vehicles that can't be buffed out. We were gonna get the car repaired anyways, so we took it to our guy and he said he'd buff out the scratches and put everything back in place along with fixing the door handle, but my dad would rather get a replacement headlight just to be safe.

Almost got in another accident when leaving the scene because some dick in a pickup blew a red light. And then the restaurant my dad took me to ran out of green tea. Nothing's really going my way today.
 
The Hunter said:
Got hit by a car today. Or, legally, hit another car today because someone sped up when I was changing lanes. Tried to brake and move out of the way when she was next to me, but the back of her car and the front of mine collided, scratching her bumper, and knocking my headlight out of place. No one was hurt, so nobody's pressing charges regardless of who's at fault. Dad insists the, "bitch schoolteacher," was the one who hit me, but I'm not going to involve myself in a conflict with a 40 year old who seemed really understanding about it all. No major damage to either vehicles that can't be buffed out. We were gonna get the car repaired anyways, so we took it to our guy and he said he'd buff out the scratches and put everything back in place along with fixing the door handle, but my dad would rather get a replacement headlight just to be safe.

Almost got in another accident when leaving the scene because some dick in a pickup blew a red light. And then the restaurant my dad took me to ran out of green tea. Nothing's really going my way today.
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I understand your predicament. I have been in accidents where I had to wait while my parents argue with whoever we hit or hitted us. Once, we hit a biker, and he was so seriously injured, that we had to call the ambulance. An unsettling sight, especially when I was 6 years old. At least yours was manageable and didn't get out of control.
 
Come brothers, tonight, we escape from the bars of Hunter's disgusting luv shak! His perverse sex prison will hold us for no longer! Niachu, Surtur, Surtur's Beard, and I, the four most attractive members of the board shall lead the charge. Together, we will destroy Hunter and escape carnal tyranny!

I seriously want to start a CWCki forums RPG where the forums are represented by a dystopian future galaxy that is ruled with an iron fist by groups of sex slave traders and other Jerkops, and the other forum members are just civilians trying to live life as comfortably as they can.

I'll lead the rebellion against Hunter and his gang of lesbian alien space robots.
 
PvtRichardCranium said:
Come brothers, tonight, we escape from the bars of Hunter's disgusting luv shak!
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I read that as "Hulkster's disgusting luv shak" and we were about to have ourselves a difference of opinion.

A subforum for games sounds fun, though.
 
PvtRichardCranium said:
Come brothers, tonight, we escape from the bars of Hunter's disgusting luv shak! His perverse sex prison will hold us for no longer! Niachu, Surtur, Surtur's Beard, and I, the four most attractive members of the board shall lead the charge. Together, we will destroy Hunter and escape carnal tyranny!

I seriously want to start a CWCki forums RPG where the forums are represented by a dystopian future galaxy that is ruled with an iron fist by groups of sex slave traders and other Jerkops, and the other forum members are just civilians trying to live life as comfortably as they can.

I'll lead the rebellion against Hunter and his gang of lesbian alien space robots.
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Oh come on, I was just trying to have fun with you. Although truth be told, I really do find Nia attractive, but it's hard not to (it's like not being gay for Rio). Have fun disagreeing on musical tastes, btw. Although I'm sure you and Surtur will get along famously.

Niachu said:
A subforum for games sounds fun, though.
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Almost every forum I've been on has one, and they're pretty fun. I think we have more than enough subforums as it is, though...
 
The Tyrant said:
I haven't been feeling too well lately, so I called in sick for tomorrow. I'm going to stay awake and just try to perk my spirits up with nonsense.
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Ooh, Jensen Ackles.
 
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