The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Kiwi Jeff]

Old man is terrorized by old man, so he beats him up. Later, another old man dies.

 

[Red Hood]

Old man is terrorized by old man, so he beats him up. Later, another old man dies.

Metal Gear Solid 4

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Demon fights other demons.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Metal Gear Solid 4

You're winner !

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Demon fights other demons.

Demon's Crest?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Demon's Crest?

Nope. Think of something more "in-your-face".

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

Do exercise to see fake animals.

Pokemon Go?

Nope. Think of something more "in-your-face".

Devil May Cry?

Now

Black man was being transported to prison, but the police car crashed, letting him scape, also he gets offended because a redneck calls him a nigger without using the word nigger

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Devil May Cry?

Getting closer. Now, think of something more cosmic in nature.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Pokemon Go?

A Winner is You!

 

[Nobunaga]

Getting closer. Now, think of something more cosmic in nature.

Shin megami tensey?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Shin megami tensey?

It's one published by Capcom. So no.

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

Family got killed I kill in revenge.

 

[Anima]

Star Fox Zero?

Nope!

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Family got killed I kill in revenge.

Max Payne?

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

Max Payne?

Niet

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Niet

Mortal Kombat?

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

Mortal Kombat?

Niet

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

Mortal Kombat?

Niet

 

[King]

A red bat kidnaps a woman during a late night picnic, the boyfriend puts his clothes on and then throws random shit.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

It's one published by Capcom. So no.

Asura's Wrath?