The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

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The bad guys won already, their genocidal relatives are on the way, and all you have is a tugboat.
 
Your wife and kid get murdered. You get in trouble with the mob and you're a cop
 
A Jap, a Beaner and a Russian broad fly into a black hole in Antarctica and must fight monsters and dicks.
 
A trucker ends up going through a fucked up adventure within a town.


You shoot up a bunch of people in a tournament.


A black man from a fantasy world goes on an adventure in trying to find his missing sister.
 
  • M-preg: Cranial edition
  • Boy suffers endlessly for 3 years until the world ends
  • Man fights various other versions of himself in space
  • Man kills several major and minor deities, still gets cucked by his own father
  • Small girl becomes top dog, kills man for tooting his trumpet
  • Greedy man plays dress-up for the promise of immense riches
    Doomguy246 said:
    A building inspector falls down a shaft and lands in the middle of a scheme to summon a god.
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    6 Days a Sacrifice
 
A prisoner escapes from prison and goes on an adventure to find a bastard son.
 
That Chris Guy said:
Silent Hill: Origins?



Pretty much any Unreal Tournament?
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Correct on both.

An overlord sends parties of murderhobos into a wizards dungeon to kill said wizard.

You're a powerful mage that rose back from the dead and now must regain your power while dealing with adventurers.

You pilot a tank with legs as a mercenary working for the employ of two major corporations.

You fight monsters by literally running into them in order to kill said monsters.
 
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