The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

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You try to conquer japan with the help of guns while the ai only uses swords
 
1: the schizo, the giggles, and the destruction of japan
2: puzzle island and the non-euclidean hotel
3: not following the plot makes the narrator murderously angry at you
4: car drives in empty futuristic cityscape.. also it works even after being cut in half.
 
Krokodil Overdose said:
Fable
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Close though funnily enough I forgot that would apply to Fable. As an additional hint:
Your parents are killed, village gone, and you want revenge against the guy that stabbed your dad before your eyes.
 
ZehnBoat said:
legend of dragoon
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No. To add a final hint: it's in the real world where people didn't have working toilets and your life could of been that of a peasant until said army comes in, kills your parents and pillages your town.

Baldur's Gait said:
A wanderer and his pet bird go on an adventure with three other people.
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For some reason I'm thinking of Borderlands.
 
  1. A boy finds a crashed meteor, and later goes on a journey with other kids.
  2. A Welshman leaves his home to seek out adventure and fortune.
  3. A surprisingly good mashup of three radically different franchises.
  4. A guy leaves his home to find a way to fix its water problem.
  5. Three guys steal a bunch of shit and later become good friends.
 
Vault Boy said:
  1. A boy finds a crashed meteor, and later goes on a journey with other kids.
  2. A Welshman leaves his home to seek out adventure and fortune.
  3. A surprisingly good mashup of three radically different franchises.
  4. A guy leaves his home to find a way to fix its water problem.
  5. Three guys steal a bunch of shit and later become good friends.
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1. Earthbound
 
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