The Game Awards 2022 - Prepare to cringe

[Wesker]

I've heard more convincing Irish accents from Nigerian scammers.

He's no Candyman, that's for sure.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Lol, this rambling boomer. "I made a film with Al Pacino once, go watch that instead".

 

[Cantercoin]

CHUCK NORRIS

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

"Look how many celebs we have! THAT makes a good game!"

 

[Wesker]

Danny Glover, Vanilla Ice and Chuck Norris. Yeah I'm good, dawg.

 

[WULULULULU]

These celebrities need to seriously fuck off we don't need your cancer in the gaming industry.

 

[Tepes Thot]

My stupid ass thinking we were about to get some competition for GTA and Saints Row.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

HERE IT COMES

LOL GENSHIN

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Sonic sweep

 

[Soycast Guy]

It wouldn't be the game awards without the obligatory trannies. I'd thought they'd backed off of that with all the backlash drag queens have been getting lately.

No drag queens yet, just trannies. I mean both are just men in dresses but I don’t think they dare to do the even freakier trannies this year.

 

[Vining]

Holy shit, I thought everyone hated Vanilla Ice for the last 9 years

 

[WULULULULU]

IM SO DONE WITH FUCKING GENSHIN IMPACT. You are seriously a subhuman if you play this shit.

 

[Cod of War]

Fuck, Genshit won

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Guys, this might be my last post because seeing a bunch of CGI characters mime to "Connected - Stereo MCs" has made me cringe so hard all my internal organs have formed one very small atomic mass at the centre of my being.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This shit is more rigged than the 2020 election.

 

[Cod of War]

At least FF took best ongoing title

 

[The Cunting Death]

Jesus Fuck Ragnarok wasn't even that good

 

[Wesker]

These celebrities need to seriously fuck off we don't need your cancer in the gaming industry.

Yeah, we wouldn't want them to impede any Nubian Kangs and Kweenz from having roles since there's not enough of those apparently.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

In honor of Genshit winning, here is a message for it's pedo fanbase
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[Broseph]

The only person I knew who plays GenShit is a furry troon with a loli fetish.