The Furby Community - Because robots in fursuits are serious business.

[Eels]

Longfurb accepts offerings of both dogs and cash.

 

[J A N D E K]

Maybe those hot dogs are the answer to world hunger and that’s why Longfurb struggles to reach them.

Longfurb forgoes the hot dogs so that all humanity may partaketh. He is a beneficial bodhisattva (furbhisattva?) guiding us to our enlightenment. Only when we all reach nirvana will he finally taste the exquisite sacrament.

 

[Phantom]

I am member of a furby Community, and we dont talk like that... we talk about the insides and how to mod them... they are super cheap as a hacking toy....

Can you put motion detectors in the eyes and make it scream incoherently if it sees something move?

 

[Stoneheart]

Can you put motion detectors in the eyes and make it scream incoherently if it sees something move?

you mean like a cat?

 

[Phantom]

you mean like a cat?

Yeah but with autism

 

[Basic Bleach]

I thought they already were motion activated?

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[soryu]

Auntie Furb has arrived and she's had one too many glasses of wine to drink.

 

[Slowbro]

Auntie Furb has arrived and she's had one too many glasses of wine to drink.
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This thing seriously looks like it has autism or something, it's face is way too small and it's body is massive.



I want ten of them.

 

[AbraCadaver]

this is literally the most wholesome fucking thread. i'm staying here forever.

i'd say longfurb could end world hunger but he can't even get to those two hotdogs

When the world was born, longfurb ate one of those dogs.

On the day of the world’s end, he shall consume the other.

 

[GayGayGay]

Auntie Furb has arrived and she's had one too many glasses of wine to drink.
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AKJFHKJDSFHKSDF WHY IS HER FACE SO SMALL?????

 

[Shokew]

Late to the punch, but yeah - people liked Furby? Unironically?? WTF is wrong with this world???

 

[AbraCadaver]

Late to the punch, but yeah - people liked Furby? Unironically?? WTF is wrong with this world???

Nothing’s wrong that longfurb can’t fix.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Late to the punch, but yeah - people liked Furby? Unironically?? WTF is wrong with this world???

heretic upon longfurb, let you be struck down by his length and motion activated girth

 

[Purple Stuff]

heretic upon longfurb, let you be struck down by this length and motion activated girth

do you think it would be possible to strangle someone to death with the furb?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Y'all should know Furb by now.

 

[DuckSucker]

i cant believe theres a fucking chris chan fucking sonichu furby


columbine was one fuckin thing but this is just getting ridiculous now


i love it

 

[Tha Promblems]

This is the thread that brings Kiwifarms together. We're not always monstrous troon killing machines, sometimes we like to sit back and create a religion. Everybody does it: Twitch and the Helix Fossil, 4chan and... something, Kiwi Farms and Longfurb.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

do you think it would be possible to strangle someone to death with the furb?

You could certainly try, but only Longfurb decides who lives and who dies.

 

[AbraCadaver]

heretic upon longfurb, let you be struck down by this length and motion activated girth

Dammit, “motion-activated girth” is ALSO a good user title. This thread is making it hard for me to commit.

Also hard for me to not want a hot dog.