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Eels said:
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this is evidence Jesus Christ was praying to Long Furby 2000 years ago
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kidatari said:
this is evidence Jesus Christ was praying to Long Furby 2000 years ago
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That’s all the evidence I need! I’m sold on the Church of Longfurb.

The best part about that church is that longfurb smites your enemies by turning into a very tall pillar of fire and making it rain flaming hot dogs.

And those tumblerites say we don’t respect furbies. We have a CHURCH, get on our fucking level.
 
AbraCadaver said:
I wonder if this nonsense happens in every fandom and subculture. Like flyfishing circles.

Are there guys in waders out there typing away in some forum, saying “Oh sure, I MAY be into #lewdlures and have even drawn a few tasteful pieces of mermaid-lure art, but do NOT compare me with RandyReeler69! That guy is a total stain on the community! He has NO problems commissioning art of lures that haven't even been in continuous production for at least 18 years. 16 if manufactured in certain countries. His fetishes are not “harmless reelplay between consenting adults.” He is an out and out pedoflier and needs to stop ruining the safe spaces of this community!!” #banrandyreeler
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A guy I know online owns a fly fishing shop. He has ENDLESS stories of drama with his competitor. No internet slap fights that I'm aware of though.
 
AnxiousRobin said:
A little off topic but do we have a thread on those toe necklace/bone hoarding tumblrites? I'd love to binge read that sometime.
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could be worth looking into, recently the toe girl bought a child skeleton and posted selfies kissing it


on another note, i really wish i had a longfurb
 
As a follower of the god/dess Autismo, I declare the Church of Longfurby amazing and wish you much luck in pissing off the heretical masses of the tumblrites
 
And on the Seventh Day, Longfurb gazed down upon the hot dogs that Furbself had made and thought that it was good.
 
Umaibae said:
And on the Seventh Day, Longfurb gazed down upon the hot dogs that Furbself had made and thought that it was good.
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“Bring forth my plastic skeleton arms that I may eat of these dogs,” he said, and the angels of longfurb made it so.
 
I'm so happy I found this thread. Now I know what my true purpose in life is...to spread the good word of Longfurb. May we forever be kept warm in his hot dog-scented embrace.
 
This is the best and funniest and most wholesome thread on this fucking website, I love it .

It started out making fun of them, then it sort of slowly came into "Hey theyre actually doing some interesting stuff" and now it's just the Longfurb appreciation thread and everyones having a good time.

Longfurb truly blessed us all.
Longfurby 4 world peace
 
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this is literally the most wholesome fucking thread. i'm staying here forever.

i'd say longfurb could end world hunger but he can't even get to those two hotdogs
 
Lusiak said:
this is literally the most wholesome fucking thread. i'm staying here forever.

i'd say longfurb could end world hunger but he can't even get to those two hotdogs
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Maybe those hot dogs are the answer to world hunger and that’s why Longfurb struggles to reach them.
 
Longfurb gave up his skeleton arms so that we may reach enlightenment through his teachings.
 
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