The first Bionic Penis Is Available...

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

But, it was developed by Italian doctor Paolo Machiarini.

Would you let him graft it to your smooth Barbie like pelvis?

 

[Pruto]

Wait, how did you know I have a smooth Barbie like pelvis?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Wait, how did you know I have a smooth Barbie like pelvis?

Because, you were the first to post.

 

[Very Expensive]

Read the title as “Bionicle Penis”

Spoiler: Picture of a Bionicle Penis

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Is it circumcised?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Is it circumcised?

According to Maciarini, there's nanobots that retract the foreskin in preparation for intercourse and masturbation. They even provide biosynthetic smegma.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

According to Maciarini, there's nanobots that retract the foreskin in preparation for intercourse and masturbation. They even provide biosynthetic smegma.

But can it shoot laser beams?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Can you climb things using it like a spider monkey tail?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veE9QXYH1I8

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

But can it shoot laser beams?

We're working on this. I will be assisting Dr. Macciarini once he's released from prison. We will also work on a luxury model that squirts your favorite soft drink during intercourse.

We are also working on artificial uteruses created from synthetic plastic and bear scrotums to implant in the M2F transsexual community.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

We will also work on a luxury model that squirts your favorite soft drink during intercourse.

about goddamn time the medical community started addressing the serious issues

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I didn't expect dicks to be the first nano machine enhanced body parts. My money was on all of the other extremities.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Is it detachable?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Can I choose where to put it? Also how big is it?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Is it detachable?

oh thanks a fucking lot cunt

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Does it actually have any sexual function for the wearer, or is it purely for aesthetic purposes, like the mini elephant's trunk some of those pooners get?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Can I choose where to put it? Also how big is it?

12 to 20 inches