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Totally Awesome

Totally Awesome

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http://imgur.com/a/6EJ99

I don't know who this guy is, but apparently he posts pictures of himself putting random energy drink cans next to his cheek, then edits them to look like movie posters and video game covers. He gets made fun of for being a virgin, and he posts messages on Facebook telling everybody the porn stars he recently jerked off to. He is also angry that he cannot use his EBT card (food stamps) on strippers.

This guy is a riot, and I wish I could find more of him. The forum rules say no doxxing, so don't dox him.
 
What a total creep. Oh my god he stares into my soul as he poses with these cans. This guy is no lolcow though. I can't get no lolz from him!
 
I laughed. Wait, you mean I can't use my :tugboat: on strippers?

(:_(
 
"having a nice stroke sesh"

why would you...want to share that with anyone on facebook, male or female :c
 
Is this motha fucka insulting Joey Styles?

Also
>11 Inches of my meat sword
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The way he calls it a "meat sword" just makes my skin crawl. Just call it a penis or a dick or something normal. Better yet, don't talk about it at all.
 
So are the cans basically his fapcup? Wait, don't answer that. I don't really want to know.

Seconding that this guy is creepy. I don't understand why he thinks anyone wants to know this stuff. (I did have to lol at the one guy's exasperation with the cans)
 
UnwiseKhan said:
The way he calls it a "meat sword" just makes my skin crawl. Just call it a penis or a dick or something normal. Better yet, don't talk about it at all.
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Better a "meat sword" than a "six inch fox dick."
 
You know, I always saw those Facebook things on porn sites and wondered, "Who in their right mind would put anything porn-related on their Facebook? That would creep me the hell out."

Welp, now I know.
 
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I used to belong to the bevnet (yes, boards about beverages) boards 9 years ago, and this totally looks like something the spergs would do over there.
 
Yes. I support this thread.
I ask this. Is this a thing, is posing with energy drinks a thing now? I don't understand.
 
This guy's a fucking douche!

I don't get the cans either, is it is own personal ATSIMU?
 
It's sad when even your made-up movies have a shitty cast and crew.
 
Pikonic said:
Yes. I support this thread.
I ask this. Is this a thing, is posing with energy drinks a thing now? I don't understand.
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It was 9 years ago when they were super popular. I used to do drink reviews where I'd take a pic of me holding the drink up in my review. Shaaaaame.
 
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