The Event Horizon - Meta discussion for the Balldoverse Collapse

[Aquilla]

The felting will only get unimaginably worse from here

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Ok, now give me a cuck and his cute coke whore wife to fuck while he feeds my kids plz.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Honestly, could have all been in Weeb Wars.

Wait, that still exists, right?

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Apologize

 

[United Abominations]

Nick Rekeita is an amazing argument against alcoholism and not communing with the demon of magichan

He was (seemingly) normal before all of this

 

[Rotollo 2]

The Thread should be "The Event Balldo-rizon"

 

[Eyesore City]

One day your grandchildren will ask where you were when the Balldoverse Collapsed.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I'm just kind of surprised Rekieta had an AR. Being a drunk pollack thought he's an AK kind of guy. Or a Kel-Tec Sub2000 kinda fella on account of all the coke and the poor impulse control.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I hope you're keeping site metrics on these threads. It'll help figure out if board organization actually gets people to spread out, or if it doesn't matter once the threads are already established. I don't think doing this would have kept the Kino Casino liveblog out of the Rekieta thread, for example.

 

[Punished Brent]

gotta get the Praetorian Nose Guard thread going asap. I want all their insane takes defending Nick immortalized

 

[doodoocaca]

Ah, a fresh containment board.

I wonder how long until KF gets proper walled gardens?

 

[Historical Strelkov]

I just want to point out that Null is joked about as a "feeder" and Nick Rekieta is being investigated for not feeding his children.
As you were.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

What are the balldo's and balldon'ts on this board?

1. There must be a mention of the Balldo at least once every 10 posts.
2. Report any information regarding suspected child abuse to the authorities as per MNSS §260E.06.
3. Always prep the bull.

 

[Lokenstien]

The Balldo extended universe is finally here. I'm sure it will last about the same amount of time as a gram of coke and a bottle whiskey lasts in the Rekieta household.

Cheers to you Nick, hope you snort a million lines, drink a million shots and neglect a million kids.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I like this idea of a temporary board, since I'm not a Balldo expert there were a lot of names being said that I didn't know who they are, the main page gives a good summary of those involved and I can click their threads and read the OP for more information.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Fair enough, the Balldo thread was moving a mile a minute it was hard to keep up.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Besides the Warski/Casino threads here, shouldn’t Ashton’s thread also be moved to this board as well? He’s been posting a lot about the documents and developments on Rekieta’s situation.

 

[BullyHunter1488]

Feed your children, Nick, please. Just fuck off.

They're freerange children you fucking soyboy faggot they feed themselves THEY HUNT FOR LONGPIGLET ok, IN THIS HOUSE WE EAT LONGPIG WE HUNT FOR LONGPIG BECAUSE ITS MANLY AND ALPHA AS FUCK, STOP ASKING WHERE ALL MY OTHER CHILDREN WENT THEY LIKE RAN AWAY OR SOME SHIT OK WHO CARES STOP ASKING QUESTIONS STOP LOOKING INTO IT. Modern children need to be sociopaths or else they will be weak&poor. This is how a true loving modern father raises children. Dont @ me you fucking niggo loving cuck soyboys you raise your wife sons with the blackest of black skin. I raise little sociopathic monsters who will become giga chads and staceys. If a child cant even feed itself its fucking worthless and not worth raising!

 

[DocMorbis]

But Nick said I didn’t have to feed my kids, the cuck will do it.

Nick fired the nanny to bring on the family cuck to do it for free.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I just want things to be easy to find.

Just an idea but; For very popular cows who don't warrant having their own sub-forum we should maintain a "content" thread and a "discussion" thread. I think it would help keep threads more organized and be far better for posterity. Content thread only being relevant local archives and posts of videos/documents/images/social media posts/recaps/etc and the discussion threads for people asking the same question every 5 pages and the unhelpful retarded celebratory posts of no substance like "happy 100 pages!1". I don't know if this is a shitty idea but it's just a suggestion.